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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Co-signed. Wuk Lamat was great and Stormblood slapped and I will die on those hills.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Next up, the newest single from Jameowoquai, "Purrtual Insanity!"

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's been one full year since my bottom surgery as of today! It's so surreal to think that I've had my coochie a full year now...

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So...nobody bothered to wake me up this morning. Had to crawl out of bed my own damn self. Did y'all learn nothing from Green Day?? 😭

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Both of my pets are absolute angels. It's just that my dog is a "platonic ideal of a winged do-gooder with a halo" angel, while my cat is a "Biblically-accurate wheels-of-eyes harbinger from Revelation" angel. When she meows, she's yelling "BE NOT AFRAID."

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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Happy Caturday to everyone with love-scars. 🤷

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

WWE just released a 9/11 tribute tshirt...that's a tribute to WWE themselves for their 'bravery' in not pre-empting Smackdown that week. A 9/11 tribute tshirt. To themselves. Not the victims or first-responders. Themselves. And it has an AI-generated flag with only 11 stripes and ~40 stars.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

New FFXIV patch the day after DragonCon? AND the Godzilla Minus Zero trailer?? Well shit, threaten me with a good time why dontcha.

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Ice Cube: Today Was a Good Day Driving

ALT: Ice Cube: Today Was a Good Day Driving

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So, DragonCon was kind of amazing this year. 🥰 A tremendous THANK YOU to @senabryer.com, @javierprusky.bsky.social, Peter Bramhill, and all of the DragonCon crew for making moments like this possible!

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Saw End of Oak Street. Dinosaurs? Abysmal. CGI? Worse than the dinosaurs. Anne Hathaway? HOT. Lesbians? A pleasant surprise. Car bursting into flames with pitch-perfect comedic timing? LOL. All in all, very dumb and pretty decent. Best viewed with friends while poking fun at it.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Apparently the party habits of Millennials is a 'discourse' now. Look, when Boomers & Gen-X infantlize you & dismiss your every accomplishment, and Zoomers & Gen-Alpha disregard you as 'Unc,' you kinda got nothing left but to find some kind of joy as a generation condemned both coming & going.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Y'know what I really hate about modern politics? They're weird and stupid, but not to Metal Gear Solid levels of weird and stupid. Where are the cloned super-soldier presidents & Soviet cowboys running shadow governments? Why are there no cyborg senators screaming "NANOMACHINES, SON!" in Congress?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Looks like an angry Karen about to drop a slur on a minimum-wage worker.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Oh, I just took a look at the romanceable characters. I need to play this. SO MANY HOTTIES.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

How is it? I remember we backed the Kickstarter ages ago but I never got around to actually playing it lmao

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A friend of mine who does great trans education content is in need of help. Anything y'all could spare would be greatly appreciated.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I looooove me some vampires. ESPECIALLY sapphic vampires.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Monsters

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Can I just say, I find the idea that you have to be plugged into politics 24/7 to be inherently ableist? I have clinical anxiety. The last several times I tried to follow the news, I wound up with multi-day panic attacks and cardiac arhythmia. I MEDICALLY CANNOT. STOP GUILT-TRIPPING ME.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This is why I spend more time on my FFXIV Bluesky account than I do this one. Why talk politics when I can look at sapphic elf-on-catgirl smut?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I asked a CoD lobby and they called you a slur. They called me a slur, too.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Dale Earnhardt & Stone Cold Steve Austin would both doubtlessly be horribly disappointed in this man.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Been feeling extra sad for the past few days, so I treated myself to some retail therapy at Half Price Books. It's, uh...certainly an eclectic mix.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ah. Okay, I see where I went astray. Forgive me, genuinely, but I'm a little bit drunk presently and I've always been abysmal at reading Danish tone for some reason. We've been in agreement all this time and it's gone right over my head. Sorry for the confrontational replies.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

And no current party says they will not hit me with a bus, so what exactly am I to do in this situation but choose my executioner?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

According to the Center for American Progress and the Democratic candidate for the state of Ohio, our lives are forfeit. If both parties say they want to hit me with a bus, what does it matter whose driving the bus?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Forgive me, but "not a mitigating circumstance" is translating to me as "doesn't matter." Are you saying the health & safety of trans people doesn't matter?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Well, at least they're united in shitting on trans people? I guess?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Help me out here, wasn't there a really shitty country song a few years back about a woman kissing another woman so that she could taste that woman's man? Or am I being queerbaited by the fucking Mandela Effect, of all things?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A recent Dr. Polaris video described Deinonychus as a "leopard-sized land eagle," and like...how can a description be so true and go SO HARD at the same time? Damn.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm gonna say it, Yuki Kajiura is the all-time GOAT of anime theme songs. Across See-Saw, FictionJunction, Kalafina, and all of her other collaborations & production credits, just banger after banger after banger after banger after banger. The woman just DOES NOT MISS.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The last few times I tried to be involved & engaged in current events, I very quickly spiraled into days-long panic attacks that began to negatively impact my physical health. I do not have the capacity to be waist-deep in this stuff regularly. I literally, medically, CANNOT. And trust me I tried.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wait, why didn't anyone tell me I had a Wikipedia page?

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My hot take as an alt millennial: Deftones has always sounded to me like the most generic music on the planet. I genuinely don't get why they're so beloved. Literal royalty-free filler music for social media is catchier and more memorable than any given Deftones song.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

New tank is whatever to me because Gunbreaker-4-Lyfe, but new phys. ranged has me like 👀👀👀 GIMME A MERLWYB-STYLE MUSKET JOB OR GARLEAN BAYONETS DANGIT

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Well, I wasn't -planning- on learning Chinese history this month, but...clearly Where Winds Meet had other ideas. A'ight, back to my Google rabbit hole on the Tang Dynasty.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The man is SO MANY greed parables wrapped into one. Money can't buy happiness. Money corrupts. The path to riches is dishonesty and the result is emptiness, where working hard and living earnestly leaves one modest in means but fulfilled in spirit. Etc.

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Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️‍⚧️ @gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

But that's the thing, he didn't "have a record of being right" because all of his solutions are obvious ones that people have been talking about for decades. The issue was always lack of funding, and he was able to throw money at these things all so he could take credit and LARP being a genius.

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