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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Sometimes a bitch just needs to eat 4 pounds of potato. I will not explain myself further

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Bit of a long shot, but does anyone in Canada want to merry me?

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Screaming into the void ❌️ Yelling tit jokes into the void ✅️

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I can't believe the online Scooby-Doo personality test called me a Daphne. I mean, it's right. But it didn't have to call me out like that

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

They didn't cover this part in the DK rap

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Everytime I feel stupid I remind myself that only 1 out of 4 of the last U.S. presidents was consistently coherent

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Everytime I run my boobs hurt and I feel like God is pranking me

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

My last post has a spelling error, and it's driving me up the wall. I sure wish Bluesky had an edit feture

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

No, I will NOT wear a pair of cat ears, I refuse to be a trans steriotype. I'm wearing the fox ears.

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

So there I was, naked and covered in maple syrup. Surrounded by angry squirrels and not a nut around for miles...

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I'm going to bed. Wake me when the leopards finish eating Elons face 😴

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Thongs are for people with a wedgie fetish

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

My biggest disappointment with transition was finding out women are peeing on the public toilet seets too

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I love talking nonsense to my cat. Judge me all you want, I don't care. He's my lil' poopie poptart man.

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Remember when conspiracy theories revolved around grainy pictures of Bigfoot or aliens putting stuff up people's butts. Conspiracies used to be funny.

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

You say "punk", I hear "angry goth". You say "emo", I hear "sad goth". You say "e-girl", I hear "horny goth". I apologize for nothing.

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I'm not actually as horny as my posts would have you think. My sense of humor just stopped maturing in the 8th grade

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Why do I have so many pairs of shoes? How did I end up transitioning into a stereotype?

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

There's usually a break room and snacks. But yeah, pretty much

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I made too many furry jokes and now my girlfriend keeps calling me her "little puppy" and trying to rub my belly.

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Experiencing misogyny as a trans woman is weird. It's like, thanks for the validation but also fuck you

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

S.O.S. send help. I got high and started eating cheese. I can not stop.

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Gothic Trans Mamma @gothictransmamma.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Sometimes I make up my own internet slang words so no one can figure out how old I am

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