Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 13hArtist! Quote with your art with an insanely strong silhouette! 0244
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Oh, hey, I managed to get the excuse-plot out of the way in less than 900 words. That’s progress! Time to get those two to flirt and fuck.” Cue 1,200+ words of psychological introspection, worldbuilding and emotional vulnerability. 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve just found out YouTube has a blur-on blur-off tool for thumbnails of, I’m assuming, “sensitive” search results. Said “sensitive” search were skits by a drag queen who did pop diva impersonations back in the 2010s. I’m so exhausted. 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes, it’s body shaming but I don’t give a fuck: Michael Tracey looks EXACTLY the way I expected from his disgusting victim blaming and doxxing campaign. Like, it can’t physically get any more incel-coded than that. 100
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not Duolingo introducing an Argentinian character named Klaus in my German lesson. 😭 Nobody ask him what his grandparents were up to in the 1940s. 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you had Pokémon for real, who would you have? 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay, I’m really headcanoning this is what Tartarus sounds like in the fanfics I’m writing. 010
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ll never not be amused by a certain acquaintance who used to be this staunch champion of queer and diverse love, making a big deal of leading by example against familial opposition, and has now got themself the most aggressively performative classic straight family to ever enter my social feed. 100
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance. 🕺static.klipy.comSugababes Live Performance DanceALT: Sugababes Live Performance Dance 020
Reposted by AlessandroAlessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So basically, Bestiality in the FBI ✅ Furries in the aviation ❌ 021
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Okay, I’m new to this discourse, so help me get this straight: is Sombr this generation’s Justin Bieber? As in, the cute twink to mindlessly pile on just because he exists in the public eye with his songs? 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is? 100
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think I might have manifested the Ghost video by repeatedly putting the Sugababes in a playlist with Tristania. 🖤youtube.comSugababes - GhostYouTube video by SugababesVEVO 110
Reposted by AlessandroAimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 23/09/2026Happy Bisexual Visibility Day from my pretty boy vampire! 38739
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I could (and should) be writing porn right now, instead I thought it was a nice idea to touch on politics on Instagram, and here I am, having to debunk Putin’s chief mouthpiece in Italy to one of his unwitting acolytes. 010
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So, Francesca Albanese gets interviewed by Russia Today and two weeks later outs herself as a Russian asset making excuses for Putin’s aggression, advocating against sending weapons to Ukraine, and denying Russia’s hybrid war on Europe. Fuck her. You can’t oppose one invasion and support another. 220
Reposted by AlessandroXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119923385
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Okay, what’s with the Sugababes putting up a countdown?! WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN IN FIVE DAYS SEVENTEEN HOURS AND FIFTY MINUTES OMG LADIES I’M DYINGGGGGGG 001
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I need my tendency to always fall in love with the doomed side characters to be studied and cured, thanks. 100
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As a foreigner, researching Texan history to write Twilight fanfiction was a traumatic experience. 110
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Quote with your favorite Eeveelutionstatic.klipy.comVaporeon PokémonALT: Vaporeon Pokémon 011
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Fuck Harry Potter, read Susan Cooper’s The Dark Is Rising sequence instead. But also watch Sailor Moon. 💖 020
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Without naming it, post a photo or GIF from your favorite TV showstatic.klipy.comJonas Kahnwald Entering the Dark CaveALT: Jonas Kahnwald Entering the Dark Cave 021
Reposted by AlessandroPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right). 187165405084
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In my mind I built this narrative that I lost interest in “real” sex around the time of the pandemic. But I’ve just reread lyrics I wrote through my twenties, and two thirds of them are about how much dating and hooking up bored me, and what an invariable disappointment sex and relationships were. 100
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Flatline by the Sugababes turns 13 today. I imagine there’s some alternate timeline where it became the massive hit it deserved to be, their album got a proper, timely rollout, they kept touring and making music all through the 2010s, and the world never left its hopecore phase. 🥲youtube.comSugababes - Flatline (Official Video)YouTube video by Sugababes 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You talk most like someone from Massachusetts — about 46% of your answers match a typical resident. Most similar Portland, ME (45%) Boston, MA (45%) New York, NY (45%) 100
Reposted by AlessandroParis Marx @parismarx.com · 03/09/2026and for a brief moment, millions of people had to use their brains again 845361
Reposted by AlessandroEuropean Space Agency @esa.int · 03/09/2026Mercury Transfer Module separation confirmed! 📡 ✅ Signal acquired via our Cebreros deep-space antenna confirms the spacecraft is healthy and operating as expected. The MPO and Mio spacecrafts are now on their way to Mercury orbit insertion on 21 November. Farewell, MTM. Mercury awaits. ☀️🛰️ 235990
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Though admittedly, I remember that year for the movie I hated the most that came out when I was 20 years old (which was the “adaptation” of Dorian Gray).static.klipy.comShoshanna's Fiery LaughALT: Shoshanna's Fiery Laugh 010
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Look, I know my friend’s favourite Evanescence album being the self-titled was already indication enough that he‘s a tasteless trainwreck, but advertising his practice with a carousel that’s part AI slop and part Corporate Memphis?static.klipy.comMorticia Addams Reacts to PastelsALT: Morticia Addams Reacts to Pastels 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m a pendulum constantly swinging between Margaery and Olenna Tyrell. 100
Reposted by AlessandroReplica004 | Sara Zeno Camponeschi @replica004.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hello hello, it's my Birthday! 💫🥹💙 It would be the greatest gift for me if you shared my art 🥰 25309165
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What’s with the BlueSky algorhithm pushing on me boomers just resharing second-hand text-on-background platitude images with zero elaboration? Like, I even agree with most of them, but this ain’t Facebook, sir/ma’am, are you lost? 100
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The only upside of gen AI I can think of is that it has shut up my environmental guilt over using AC and taking very long showers. If we’re so adamant about dooming our planet in exchange for slopaganda, crappy flyers and legal-washed CSAM, I might as well enjoy my little comforts on the way out. 010
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If the mistral holds a few days and cools down my town, I promise I fast-track the Boreas and Zephyros fanfiction. 🙏🏻 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Lana del Rey is in the soundtrack. 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So, writing my Greek Mythology smut I tend to leave the guys as physically nondescript as possible (aside from, you know, general smoking hotness) so the readers can picture them however they prefer. But I do obviously have my own ideal cast in mind, and I picture Ares as François Arnaud. 100
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You know, with Rupert Grint it isn’t even about career suicide, ‘cause at this point it’s more like euthanasia. It’s about the sheer humiliation of having had to grovel before a smug, smirking, cigar-smoking Joanne, repeating after her. ‘Cause we all KNOW it happened. Can you imagine the sting? 131
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What’s with all the WRONG 80-year-olds dying this week? Can we get the next right please? 110
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I almost made a joke on how bold it was to cast Kit Harington in a kid’s series, where there’s no way he can show the only assets he’s really worth having on-screen for, but then I realised I sincerely have never really liked him from the neck down either. 010
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why did it have to be Dolly and not *rolls out list*? 020
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well, ideally I’d like Nicholas Hoult to make a sizeable donation to some trans rights association to, y’know, acknowledge and make up for his oopsie, but I’m taking whatever win we can get here. Meanwhile Kit Harington has taken the “you know nothing, Jon Snow” meme to the next level. 000
Alessandro @gothicnarcissus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You reached the favorite Pokemon checkpoint. Who's your favorite Pokemon of all time?static.klipy.comStarmie Pokémon UnderwaterAlt: The Pokémon Starmie diving underwater. 010