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The HerbiVVitch

@gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social
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Plant powered gym rat, hates Trump, and loves Heated Rivalry

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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 10h
"Aw a cute new Netflix show about baby animals! ❤️" Me watching episode one of Wild Babies:
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spiders officially get to live in my house. We've crossed that bridge. No spider dies. I am actively practicing Ahimsa (without actually knowing I was doing it but now I'm all in) and will harm none--unless it involves bed bugs or ants or mosquitoes. I have my limits to compassion.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The praying mantis is the most misandrist animal on the planet men always bitching about feminism boy be grateful you weren't born a fucking male mantis 💅
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching American National Parks on Hulu and audibly sobbing. So much of these amazing things are at stake by this demonic administration. The animals, the water, the trees, the sheer beauty and life that is our blessed Mother Earth. And they want to pack it all and build data centers.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I rarely gripe in my vegan agenda but it would be nice if amazon (for example) would know me better than to advertise suede winter boots. Can't I just have my feed personalized? I specifically searched "faux fur boots" and I get "100% genuine leather" gfy
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm reading my first James Patterson book and I could not be more unimpressed. I don't know why I'm so picky with my crime dramas and mysteries.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to write a book about Lilith there just aren't enough legit good ones like every other Goddess and I don't know why
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Due to accidently consuming too much iron and B12 via supplements (and monster energy drinks) I'm off all supplements. I'm gonna tackle this vegan healthy living through food alone--okay, that's not true. One B12 1mg once a week but for the moment that's it. Gonna get it all rechecked in 4 months.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Doing a little kitchen witchery and trying Fire Cider. I'm scared drinking something that's been fermenting for 4-6 weeks on the counter but a lot of people like it #kitchenwitchcraft #firecider
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So I wish #FrightClub would have us watch The Strangers together. I watched it last night for the third time in my life. So unbelievably scary, but also badly written and bad survival instincts from the couple. I want to make fun with everyone.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Currently working up the nerve to call my local college and ask if I can leaflet on campus for vegan outreach. They gave me 100 free pamphlets and I'm not allowed to put them on cars :/ Scary though. I've never been in such a position to risk getting cussed out by strangers #veganism #veganoutreach
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
me eating my whole food organic vegan plant based dinners while using glass jars for bulk items and buying recycled plastic bags and donating to enviro grassroots while the nearby data center rips the environment 7 new assholes overnight: #veganism #vegan #datacenters #aipocalypse
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trying to find good eco orgs to donate monthly to that fights the orange nazi-in-chief. I started with nature conservancy but I heard earthjustice might also be good. I also donate to peta, mercy for animals and my local food bank. Pissing away my money is the funnest pastime #ecoterrorism
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've been reading 'how not to diet' very interesting book but I think I missed how just eating healthy should be my goal, not dieting. Counting calories has been my binge eating downfall. It's been like 5 months sitting at the same weight. I'm tired of it.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Completed my daily with 120g of protein, 1300 calories, and several big walks that dropped me -500 cal. We're gonna do this weight loss thing dammit. If I could just make it to 165lbs then I'd be happy as I've hovered between 166 to 170 for a few months :/ #weightloss
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Scary Godmother needs a comeback. I'm rewatching the halloween spooktacular and the animation may be dated as hell but the concepts and characters need to a reboot for 2026. The comics were good enough for a refresher.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The greatest kitchen toys in my life and I think essential for everyone: ninja bullet blender, air fryer, instant pot, and food processor. My entire life revolves around these gadgets, and tonight I made the best lentils I've ever had in my life. Next time I'll use veggie broth tho.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kinda sick of going into the veganism feed and seeing animal slaughter and torture like I don't think anyone in that feed isn't already vegan we don't need to see it show me FOOD. I want to see a goddamn recipe for crispy broccoli not pig vs chainsaw.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The god of the sun: that was badass I'm going to wither your crops again so we can do this again next year ☀️ #thewickerman #frightclub
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Mr Howe you in danger girl #thewickerman #frightclub
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wicker Man was essentially Midsommar for the 70s #frightclub #thewickerman
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Granted this was before Wikipedia and Google so back then people just made shit up when they wrote books about Pagans #thewickerman #frightclub
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"And what of the true god?" 😡 "He's dead" 😏 #thewickerman #frightclub
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
How many of us have already seen this movie yet are totally into watching it all over again? #thewickerman #frightclub
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So queen is wasting her seductive magic on this mid dude? Girl don't bother #frightclub #thewickerman
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
And the girl is just vibing with the people joyfully talking about how slutty she is. Iconic. #frightclub #thewickerman
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I love this town. So much. Just a bunch of happy murderous Pagans 🥰 #frightclub #thewickerman
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
One of the first ACAB films of the 70s #frightclub #thewickerman
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
When I was a young baby Pagan in the 90s I used to watch this movie all the time. Haven't seen it in a while though so it'll be fun to watch with a group #frightclub
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Heated Rivalry: Spicy slow burn romance with tantalizing scenes and domestic bliss hints The Long Game:
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's weird that exactly 8 days ago I watched the first episode of #heatedrivalry and in that span of 8 days I've lost my entire fucking mind and soul to this series. I'm in a goddamn prison. Can someone just tell me everything is gonna be okay??
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Aww yeah time for some good old fashioned 90s vegan eats! Beans and rice. Combine those amino for cheap. Okay I turned it into a burrito filling with avocado and salsa, but still, it's friggin amazing #plantbased #veganism #veganfood
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Enhance my life please gay hockey players. #heatedrivalry #gamechanger #thelonggame #booksky
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I think Connor and Hudson should be on Hot Ones and the title should be "Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams Withstand The Heat" I'm subbed to first we feast, waiting....
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I just found out Unrivaled wasn't released yet. The series is not completed. I'm in this with all the fans. We're doing this together. I just need to keep it together after reading the other books until.....omfg....June 2027 :( #heatedrivalry #booksky
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
*me reading Game Changer*: I don't care about these dudes... *me just starting to read Heated Rivalry*: where the fuck is Scott???? 😡 #heatedrivalry #gamechanger #booksky
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Doesn't count as "faux meat" because seitan is just wheat. I needed something savory and this is also my first time trying bok choy #veganism #veganfood #plantbased
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Okay fine. I'll just spend my week long vacation binging the series. I gotta know what happens and I can't wait until 2027 #booksky #heatedrivalry #gamechanger
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Watching Ilya's entire storyline away from Shane like #heatedrivalry
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I am so angry that I'm already on episode 4 with only 2 more to go and then NOTHING. How do I go on with life?? Because even though I'm an avid reader I will not read the books I want continuance via the actors. This show is some chefs kiss action #heatedrivalry
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Well I can't sleep. Gotta be up at 4am. Guess I'll start watching Heated Rivalry.
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Purple sweet potatoes are a new obsession. #veganism #veganfood #plantbased
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Realized way too late that I need to carb up before a workout, a provide protein *after*. No wonder I get tired so easy after just 20 minutes on the treadmill. Whelp, pasta before the gym today!
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Tonight's meal is a protein bomb. Homemade Alfredo with silken tofu, nooch and veggies, chickpea rotini, soy curls and broccoli. Adding a few raw veggies on the side. The proper fuel after a work out #veganism #plantbased #veganfood
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Spending way more time at the gym. I think I have an obligation to myself to be a fit and healthy vegan. Can't prove all the trolls right. Starting each day with a protein and green smoothie, plus creatine, and a high protein dinner. I feel better than I ever have in my life #plantbased #veganism
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I just created my own alfredo sauce (I literally cannot do tomato sauce I have some hang up about red sauces and soups...) with silken tofu, spices, nooch, and a few veggies. It's is delish! Saw the recipe on insta. Pasta gonna be lit tonight #plantbased #veganism
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This Dracula is worse at killing humans than I am. Im just saying why did he let Van Helsing jump out the window? Why did they just stare at each other? You're a centuries old undead dude, act like it #frightclub #thesatanicritesofdracula
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm gonna have to watch bram stokers Dracula after this one guys. Just to wash my hands of this terrible acting but at least Christopher Lee is hot #frightclub #thesatanicritesofdracula
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If this movie is trying to teach a moral lesson about god fearing it's failing. I now desperately want to be a rich Satanist vampire bride if Dracula. Van Helsing needs to get a life and get lost #frightclub #thesatanicritesofdracula
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The HerbiVVitch @gothbutnotobvious.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I think the only convincing Dracula accent was Gary Oldman sorry but I can't take anyone else seriously #frightclub #thesatanicritesofdracula
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