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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all!

@gotdangmothman.bsky.social
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Joe Manchin owes me 13 bucks! Let's go 'eers!

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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 9h
LISTEN, BOY: IT AIN'T MY FAULT PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN WHEN I TELL 'EM SHIT'S GONNA HIT THE FAN! I TRIED WARNING THEM FOLKS DOWN MT. PLEASANT AND THEY IGNORED ME! WELL WHO'S LAUGHIN' NOW?
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 10h
He ain't my boy! We're in one of them things what consenting adults do. Pollydoo? We got a Pollydoo sitchyation goin' on.
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I outta tie the short hairs on his head to the long hairs on his ass.
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn't he try to "fuckaas" Jim Acosta??
Michael Tracey : JIM I'M LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT. 

Photo of DC Hampton Inn
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HEY Ain't you that feller what can't dress himself?
Michael Tracey's mismatched pleated chinos complete with size tag not removed.
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Y'all ever watch that episode of Curious George where the man in the yeller hat gets his face ripped off after George goes apeshit on the bathsalts?
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HEY! ARE YOU THE SUMBITCH WHO STOLE MY TRUCK??
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If anyone is friends with the Shoney Bear, yet tell dat sumbitch I'm comin' fer 'im!
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Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Y'all fuck with some Mt. Dew and Pall Malls?
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