Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 9hLISTEN, BOY: IT AIN'T MY FAULT PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN WHEN I TELL 'EM SHIT'S GONNA HIT THE FAN! I TRIED WARNING THEM FOLKS DOWN MT. PLEASANT AND THEY IGNORED ME! WELL WHO'S LAUGHIN' NOW? 020
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 10hHe ain't my boy! We're in one of them things what consenting adults do. Pollydoo? We got a Pollydoo sitchyation goin' on. 130
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I outta tie the short hairs on his head to the long hairs on his ass. 030
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Didn't he try to "fuckaas" Jim Acosta?? 120
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026HEY Ain't you that feller what can't dress himself? 060
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Y'all ever watch that episode of Curious George where the man in the yeller hat gets his face ripped off after George goes apeshit on the bathsalts? 011
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026HEY! ARE YOU THE SUMBITCH WHO STOLE MY TRUCK?? 000
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If anyone is friends with the Shoney Bear, yet tell dat sumbitch I'm comin' fer 'im! 010
Gotdang Mothman, Y'all! @gotdangmothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Y'all fuck with some Mt. Dew and Pall Malls? 040