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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 20h
These are so fun to do lol connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-P2x4qB...
connections.swellgarfo.com
Connections – In the Menagerie
Create custom puzzles based on the game popularized by New York Times
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I apologise in advance connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-P2vjoG...
connections.swellgarfo.com
Connections – My debut connection puzzle
Create custom puzzles based on the game popularized by New York Times
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She gon flirt in front of her gringa
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can someone invent an upper body exercise that doesn't make you want to enact extreme violence on others. Maybe it's pull-ups but I don't have that infrastructure
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg it's literally about to be locktober/inktober/kinktober I literally always forget about the other connotations of months. Like november being nanowrimo. Speaking of. Was it nanowrimo or inktober that had the organisers fall out?
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kaleb 🎫 @dragonroad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i <3 faggots
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Several years ago I read the first few pages of an alleged thriller (had recently read Girl on a Train) that had passages of a woman describing the mechanics of having sex in a gown and then also how she tried to cause an abortion but failed and the child had a scar from the hanger she used
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Repotted my plant (moved it into a shallower ceramic pot + took one bud/leaf/growth/idk out for a gift) and now my back hurts. I'm gonna blast them with grow-light radiation for hours now but I felt immense pride at how healthy the roots were
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In case anyone was wondering I did more than 20k steps today just because I don't like cycling up hills or driving the car I paid to own
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate when people do a green screen video with text behind their massive bobble head that they REFUSE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Google maps pedestrian route making me feel like an American. Why am I dodging bushes on the side of a sharp turn
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait Zara Larsson sang HBD yesterday LOL? I get to claim that
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tinashaephenrunway lustenimgs will commence this weekend
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning all it's my gorgeous birthday (I'm finally officially pushing 30)
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sun is shining. Birds are singing. Saw two guys holding hands in the corridor.
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've given birth via C-section. A week later, my health deteriorated from surgical complications & infections. I urgently need support for medical treatment, milk, & essential supplies for my baby. Any help could save our lives. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 ✅Molly Shah chuffed.org/project/save...
A small baby in a hospital bedA small hand with an IV in it
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have to respect Royal Road's monetisation strategy. Ads are paid for by writers to be shown to people who already read stories on there. Authors get the money for those ads from patreon subs. Users who don't want to see ads or want offline reading pay for premium.
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
....yes 😔😔
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes I am the arbiter of taste for LitRPG. And let me just say my palate is limited.
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw a CN webnovel about being the best vtuber once
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had a dream I ran into oomf and tagged along for some sort of family dinner gathering 💔💔💔
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not calling it a trend because I've seen it like three times but why are we using "with teeth" to describe things multiple times in the same story.
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see videos of people cooking and it's like frozen meat directly in an overcrowded pan like no wonder it looks soggy the food is steaming in there
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember a while ago (either here or twitter) I complained about people being overly flowery/verbose. And that there was value in a plain simple sentence for impact and imagery. Unfortunately there are people who've absorbed the LLMism of cramming punchy one-liners at the end of every paragraph...
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A sickening coat and wide leg trousers are enough to make people genuinely believe you're incredibly fashionable
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I forget that people use gel/wax/pomade so I'm very frequently wondering "why is that guy's hair so oily?"
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One day I'll pop out with a web novel and it's going to be the most hideously overedited piece of writing ever because I've spent so long ragging on works I find in the genres I read that I'd sooner get bunions than allow myself fall victim to the things I complain about
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🚨🚨AVery Urgent Appeal Myheart breaking as Iwatch mybaby slowly losing his life,unable tosave him He suffering chronic anemia,pneumonia, his condition deteriorating rapidly💔 He desperate need Nebulizer،medical treatment cost £350 Please donate,share Donot leave him alone😞🙏🏻 tinyurl.com/Support-my-f...
Baby Aser holds a handwritten cardboard sign that reads
This is cry for help
We are dying of hunger
What are you waiting 😭
We need flour, food, medicine
Don't ignore us pleaseeeee
Trust your humanity to help me escape this issue. I am very tired.Baby Aser in oxygen mask
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw a guy that I think is like 75+% gay because: single earring plus bicep line tattoo plus wedding band. There's always the uncertainty with European men tho
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've never cared about that summer I tuned pretty show but the few times I saw people talk about it made me feel like it had a massive viewership? Really interesting stuff because I'm not drawn to romance outside of romcom movies. But yeah it's over right?
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kinda wanna do the Brazilian thing of dyeing my body hair blond I think it would be fierce
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Polyester" and "acrylic" are technically the correct accurate words for it but sometimes you have to be inflammatory and ask why the hell it costs upwards of £60 for plastic vlothes
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's always a butchqueen on the till
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Using Roman numerals to obfuscate the fact that your brand was "established" in 2023
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember when people on livestreams were faking oyster pearl removals
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What happens when a foot Dom gets a toe infection? Or an ingrown? I know people are into "musk" but does it extend to cover microbes? I know there's probably someone with an ulcer fetish or something but I'm talking about regular foot people
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also I don't know why I thought replacing my shower head would be this herculean task that involves plumbing when I live in a country that standardises things like that. The eBay replacement works fine lol
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ordering burgers and for the dip selection they describe the flavour profile of everything and then for mayo they literally say "it's mayo."
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wait remember when every other fanfiction had someone popping the p in nope
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ever since I learned about the migraine piercing I haven't stopped noticing how many people have it
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DOLLY PARTON????
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is this anything
Venn diagram of three circles labelled Japan, Nigeria and Korea
Japan Nigeria intersect is called Edo
Nigeria Korea intersect is called Omo
Korea Japan intersection is called Asia
The triple intersect is labeled with ???
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I saw 30+ notifs and went ❓ but thankfully when I checked the tab it was just this app farting and marking all existing notifications as unread
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't stop running my fingers thru my hair
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dogs I respect are those medium sized poodles with curly hair. Medium sized dogs in general tbh
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The concept of a 99p romance book in Aldi
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Niggussy @niggano.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When these ppl say woke 2 is realistic and achievable and grounded unlike woke 1. What I read is "We're preemptively capitulating on our ambitious values and dreams of a better society". And the reason why i know it won't work is because... You already capitulated with Biden? Where did it get you?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirms. She was 36 abcnews.com/US/hayden-pa...
A photo of Hayden Panettiere
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The state of curly hair marketing is a travesty because I remember seeing it start from black people with COILY TEXTURED 4C hair and literally now all I see is products advertised towards loose curls and ringlets. Everyone else benefits from that movement except the people who actually started it
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[DEJ] @gotchaforce.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Vapes and polyester and AI omg it's so bleak
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