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She/her | 30s Gay Scottish bunnygirl who guests on streams and makes weird music. Carrd/BYF: goshdarnrabbit.carrd.co Bandcamp: goshdarnrabbit.bandcamp.com Pic by @emeraldox.bsky.social Header image by @RoiMiserea

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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
No wait, I've got another one. Add "For Tax Purposes" to a movie:
The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford for tax reasons.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Add "For Tax Purposes" to a movie:
DVD cover edit.
WE BOUGHT A ZOO
(for tax purposes)
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jevil from Deltarune with the text "I can do anything" overlaid, in reference to the dog image this is quoting.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Giorno from JJBA saying "That's POOP. Like, from a BUTT."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Simpsons screencaps.
Martin is putting up posters saying "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!"
Bart is also putting up shoddier-looking posters with the same wording.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tool-assisted speedrunning.
Comic panel edit depicting a robot whose chest bears the text:
THIS ROBOT IS TRAINED TO BEAT OFF (BY MORTIS GHOST)
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The J in INTJ stands for Jinjo.
The face of a Jinjo from Banjo-Kazooie edited on top of an INTJ meme.

"Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend, it's just that as a JINJO these illogical actions of yours... well, I find them to be amusing.

What's that? A free sample of your store's new crispened jiggy snacks? Not necessary, I've already calculated its flavor in my head. Mmm... perhaps a little more HELP next time..."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Picture book showing an adult goat on one page and a baby goat on the other. Together they are labelled GET KILLING.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What my brain shows me every time I see that one post.
Edit of a popular text post by @Merman_Melville.
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new teeth. All your chairs cost 20,000 teeth and weigh 200 teeth. Your life is just a series of teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verify this.
Wumpus (the Discord mascot) about to be executed by Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" (CONSENSUAL CONSENSUAL)
Shigeru Miyamoto: I don't!
YOU FORGOT     ?
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Edit in the form of the Bugs Bunny LORD FORGIVE ME meme, but it's Moominpappa standing in a dark fog and holding a gun.

MOOMINMAMMA FORGIVE ME BUT ITS
TIME TO GO BACK TO THA OLD ME
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tails Gets Trolled meme edit where it's Star Trek: Deep Space 9 characters instead.

Bashir: Sorry it took us so long to save you from TIME PRISON, Miles
Bashir: So what did you do in TIME PRISON
O'Brien (extreme close-up): well
O'Brien: After 50 years I started to feel like I was losing my sanity so I started to break my fingers and I would just break my fingers and set them again
O'Brien: I started breaking all my bones. I broke every bone in my hands.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PC game cover art for FIGHTBOX crudely edited into FARTBOX.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Movie tie-in games were always a little weird.
Edit of the cover of Game And Watch title "Mario's Cement Factory", purporting to be a game called "Hornios Semen Factory". The cement is now coloured white, and the truck is labelled "cum".
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They're all edits of this.
Giorno Giovannni saying "That's bullshit but I believe it."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Releasing these into the wild.
Giorno Giovanni from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure saying "That's kind of plausible, actually. So I guess I'll believe it. Why the hell not."Giorno Giovanni from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure saying "That's AI slop. You'd have to be DUMB AS SHIT to believe it."Giorno Giovanni from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure saying "That's Bulls... On Parade from the classic 1996 Rage Against The Machine album "Evil Empire". (The Prodigy sampled it that one time."Giorno Giovanni from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure saying "That's SHIT. From someone's ASS."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Edit resembling a Fallout-style status popup. A badly-drawn Garfield face (traced from the You Are Not Immune To Propaganda meme) accompanies the text "You have become addicted to Propaganda."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Edit of a Sonic the Hedgehog meme.
"I want games made by people and I'm NOT KIDDING"
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Editing inline HTML is quick, it's easy and it's free.
Immanentize The Eschaton
[Toggle button]
They've had it too good for too long.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Huh, it's so weird that this is the only one we haven't automatically been opted in for. Let's all change that.
Edited screencap of the new Twitch "let us train genAI on all your data forever" settings that we've all just been opted into without our knowledge or consent. The altered text reads:

Wheel Up A Guillotine To The Home Of Whichever Bastard Opted Us All In To Getting Everything We have Ever Made Stolen To Train Generative AI Slop Machines 
- Frankly We Should've Done This Years Ago But Better Late Than Never

[Toggle set to OFF]

We've had four or five years of "hottest summer in recorded history" in a row, we're shown a deluge of ugly plagiarised slop that none of us want to see and we can't even afford to pay both our grocery bills and our rent any more because asshole techbro billionaires think they can run society without us. 

Back in the French revolution they sent people to see Madame Guillotine for milder insults and injuries than that which we are forced to endure every day of our lives now, the casual and indifferent cruelty of greedy capitalist bastards who don't even think of us as human beings, let alone as necessary to run the society they so ruthlessly exploit. 

Let's show them we can get by just fine without a single one of them.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm green now. That's my attack.
KINDNESS
GREEN SOUL
No matter how many times I get hurt, I never let that make me cruel
Kindness 89%
Justice 79%
Integrity 64%
Perseverance 57%
Patience 55%
Bravery 53%
Determination 23%
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A cartoon guy with his arms folded over his chest, a smug expression on his face. It's the other half of the Meet 'N HUH??? meme.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Peter Parker from Spider-Man 3 edited to be wearing a ushanka.
"We already know capitalism must inevitably give way to communism, you don't need to sell it to me."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Learn magic with us.
Chick Tract panel.
Girl: Which spell did you cast, Debbie?
Debbie (displaying expression no human being has ever had on their face): I used the mind bondage spell on my father. He was trying to stop me from playing D&D.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I felt inspired.
KINGLER INSTINCT - KRABBYVERSARY EDITION
Kinglers, Krabbys and other crab-adjacent pokemon have been edited in place of Killer Instinct fighters.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
KINGLER INSTINCT - KRABBYVERSARY EDITION
Kinglers, Krabbys and other crab-adjacent pokemon have been edited in place of Killer Instinct fighters.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
BEFORE HE WAS MARIO, THEY WERE
Title screen for the game BROS.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Guesting on @littlepinksquid.gay's stream and looking at old Sears catalogues that are full of things like the Princess Bust Developer.
A 1909 print ad for the PRINCESS BUST DEVELOPER - some kind of breast-enhancing plunger.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM WE FOUND HIM
Patent diagram.
A man is displayed on a screen.
The viewer on a couch asks "I wonder who that is."
A toy robot answers, "He looks like he probably should die."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This blew up. Just like... Well, you know. Muting this thread.
Independence Day movie screencap - the Whitehouse is exploding due to an alien laser beam and that's the story we're sticking to.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The angle is required to enforce a slicing motion.
A stock diagram of a guillotine, the line of the blade covered with a crude diagram of an acute angle labelled THE ANGLE WE ARE GOING TO EXPLORE.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Worm is a self-published web serial by John C. "Wildbow" McCrae and the first installment of the Parahumans series,
Chuck Tingle book cover edited into a Worm / Parahumans joke about the supervillain Coil, depicted as a man in a black bodysuit with a white snaked design coiling around it.

POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BROCKTON GANG WAR WIN
FROM CAULDRON AWARD-WINNING THINKER
THOMAS "COIL" CALVERTChuck Tingle book cover edited into a Worm / Parahumans joke about the supervillain Coil, depicted as a man in a black bodysuit with a white snaked design coiling around it.

POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BROCKTON GANG WAR LOSS
FROM CAULDRON AWARD-WINNING THINKER
THOMAS "COIL" CALVERT
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Average tech industry workers ten years from now.
Warhammer 40k Techpriests performing a ritual.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yeah, I'll bet.
Another screencap of "The Red King", reading:

This book is dedicated to Lucifer,
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have about 8 gigabytes of occult ebooks right now and my primary use for them is posting screencaps of the contents page and saying "this'd make a great tracklist for a dungeonsynth and/or black metal album".
Part of the table of contents of a book called "The Red King", by Mark Alan Smith.

THE FIRST BOOK OF LUCIFER
1. THE PATHWAYS OF ASCENSION
2. THE EMERALD EYE
3. MESSENGERS OF THE HORNED GOD
4. THE GATEKEEPER'S KEY
5. THE DEMON PRINCES
6. THE DEVIL'S FAMILIAR
7. THE SKULL OF LUCIFER
8. THE LOST KEYS
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Unpleasantly sharpened Mater closeup captioned
YOU KNOW
WHO'S RIDIN'
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Play now, m'ater.
A fake videogame title screen/banner for a game purporting to be called
JEEP 'n' TRUCK KINGDOM:
PARK 'n' RIDE EDITION
Mater from the movie Cars is waggling an eyebrow at the viewer, and Optimus Prime's truck form is just kind of there. They are both in front of what I hope is a creative commons licensed fantasy forest background with a castle in the distance behind them.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I *did* just get sent this by my girlfriend.
Meme diagram depicting/labeling:
Fan -> Cute Girl (sweaty) -> girlsmell particles -> me
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Buddy, I got bad news for you about one of my other jobcentre-related anecdotes. (I'm not actually out to these bozos so the misgendering wasn't intentional, but even if I was cis I would not feel I was being treated like a real person.)
Post by Mary Rabbit on Discord on 12th January 2026:

I am going to become The Joker.
I spent an hour and a half at this jobcentre-related thing waiting for the lady I was speaking to as she typed all my words into Copilot so she could recommend what I do about job applications. She then did the same for my CV, and presented me with an AI-written version of it that was mostly factually false. "Your entire identity should be Software Developer," she said - "You are this man."
I have rarely felt such sheer revulsion towards anyone after a single conversation.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If the dolls don't do it, who will?
Screenshot of 1995 anime OVA Hyper Doll. An anime schoolgirl is sitting at her desk in a classroom. The subtitles read:
If the Dolls don't do it, who will?
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My apologies, here is a screencap. But you can understand why I've been having a mental health episode over the transparently obvious fact that the anti-trans movement is entirely funded by people who send emails like this.
Email from the Epstein Files where one Robert Trivers lays out his enthusiasm for treating trans women as exotic sex slaves.

I'm not typing out the text of the email because it is so, so disgusting to look at that I feel like I'm going insane.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Mutuals do this.
Old drawing depicting two luddites smashing up a loom with hammers, the insinuation being that we start doing this to AI data centers.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The current low is probably Jack and Jill, the "AI Recruiters" - if you're unemployed in the tech sector odds are you've added them to your adblock filters by this point. They've technically never posted a single job listing since every one of them gives no details and becomes an ad for their slop.
LinkedIn job listing posted by truly awful recruiters Jack and Jill, which in fact contains no job details at all and is just an ad for their AI job-matching service/obvious phishing scam.
It's a lot of text so I'll highlight some phrases.

"We never post fake jobs."

"We appreciate this can make [our job listings] look a little suspect but there isn't much we can do about it"

"This isn't a trick."

"most people find [Jack, the AI chatbot recruiter] incredibly helpful with their job search, and we're giving his services away for free."
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Thanks, LinkedIn. I wish I could say this was a new low.
A truly deranged LinkedIn job listing.
An employer called "Self-Employed" has posted the description:
Looking for some young tallent. Show me what you got....

No elaboration is forthcoming.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm using edited Chick Tracts as placeholder art in a project I'm working on, but I didn't even change this one at all. (I'm aware Maoism has its flaws, I just found this panel funny.)
A panel from a Chick Tract comic depicting Chinese people reading pamphlets.

"I guess communism has ALL the answers!"
"Mao is right!"
"This must be true!"

The communists spent millions of dollars printing their propaganda in a cartoon format.

The results were extremely successful.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I just keep coming back to that one Guardian Angel post people were drawing comics of for a while.
Post by Orcboxer on Tumblr:

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We should all strive to bring this energy to the near future.
A photo of a large machine labelled ESCHATRON 9000, with dials for MAYHEM and DESTRUCTION, a listed temperature of 113 degrees and a big red button simply labelled IMMANENTIZE.

A lady (model Crystal Thierry) gives a mischievous smile as her finger hovers over the IMMANENTIZE button.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Popup window over a questionnaire reading:

That's right!

Kindness is not one of the British values.
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Unbelievably the rabbit wasn't even me.
Alien vs Predator poster edited to be Ansem vs Rabbit.
Whoever wins, we lose.
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