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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️

@gortess.bsky.social
442 followers 232 following 1.7K posts

I'm so alpha I killed every beta cell in my body. HRT: 11.15.23 46, programmer (probably not the kind you need), TTRPG, Warcraft, Ski, my dragon hoard contains song lyrics and useful information, sarcasm is my special interest.

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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is extra cool when you are set to move and the real estate and rental contracts are super binding anyway, never take a job with expedia kids
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now I assume you keep yourself busy by GMing ttrpg campaigns where the players are union miners trying to save their valley from the pinkertons.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only good thing fraternities provide is guilt free martial arts practice.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happens to trans women too, doctors just love piss and aren't afraid to demonstrate how little attention they are paying to your chart to get it.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been logging in from japan a lot lately.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nah i love it when private equity captures a dentist and forces them to tell you you have 16 cavities when you have none and I'm excited now that insurance companies own healthcare providers for that kind of Repo level ass thinking to come to body medicine as well
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they've been doing it for years with only marginally more cognition
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
plus it makes you look rich to shallow people
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm sorry, but apparently he is helping people sue the city for when the city knew ground zero wasn't safe but told them it was and now they have cancer (etc) and released a bunch of documents from the coverups back to Giuliani.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my relationship with my other endocrinologist for the diabetes is exactly the same, so I think this is just how medicine works now. doctors are too busy to do the work and outsource to the patients at least when the patients are savvy and advocate for themselves.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I go through a specific online group that caters to us and basically gets me labs and a proxy NPI (National Provider Identifier). That is kind of how I like my healthcare though 🤷‍♀️ I assume the doc would stop me if I asked for something insane, but I haven't tested that.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it is important to be able to understand how truly dumb an event was while still having a deep reverence for the complex intersectionality of a colorado pride flag with a silhouette of a bulldozer on it the vibes are immaculate but the details kind of sucked
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it still boggles the mind why they try to shoot the rapids on the side when the main channel is deep and clear water is it just for adrenaline or are these their actual beliefs? it is patently absurd to think anyone hates trans people enough to vote for a Democrat over a Republican
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
at least the Granby one didn't kill anyone (other than the man himself), but the earlier Alma incident in 98 did. I lived there for a while, people don't speak of it as a glorious event, mental illness and hypoxia mostly. circular saws are much quicker and cleaner than dozers for aluminum poles
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I assume from this that he is the bottom.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the only class of people with fewer members than trans folks are people who would rank us as their top political priority.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it shouldnt be an issue the dems entertain, if someone asks about the transgender menace, they should just pivot to talking about issues that actually matter to americans like the ecconomy, corruption, international alliances, trade, pointless forever wars, jobs, wages, healthcare, anything really.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when you think it is fine and look away and then look back and it is like someone dumped a bucket of blood on you at the school dance
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
not just clocky also a functional sun dial
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
going fking nuts to protect fetuses (charging women who miscarry w murder, forcing women to carry dead tissue to term, etc) does vastly more harm than good even from a christano-fascist pronatalist perspective the suffering is the more important goal, they believe they can always import more women
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
as someone who desperately regrets not having the ability to print life, you are also very correct america increasingly fails to protect women and children
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i hate it here
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
what are the harmful consequences? being awesome and happy? I can understand why the government would want to prevent that.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thinking about doing whatever i need to do to be a therapist, they seem to have endless work
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
no, but if you need to infodump, please do.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
he got that dog in him
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
these are some pretty open to interpretation nothing berger politician comments obviously exuberant support for trans folks would be preferred but I'm not going to not vote for these people to run my state over the Republicans who openly want to kill me progress sometimes is one step at a time
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
crescent wrenches don't even make the cool ratcheting sounds when you use them, that's like 100% of the fun gone.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you look at ancient cultures, or single sex groups in prisons, military, religious seclusion, it is pretty obvious people are way more sexually flexible than anyone in modernity gives our species credit for. We exist in an odd bubble of heterosexuality enforced by various patriarchal religions.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If they are going to start going after trans folks for paperwork 'errors', I assume tax filings etc are all on the table. I'm sure they will try to have it both ways too: use deadname, get prosecuted for not using current name; use current name, get prosecuted for not using deadname. yikes.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
prepare for the worst as best you can, but remember the whole regime is dependent on one extremely unpopular unhealthy old man so things could change fast a lot of different ways, and the courts have a good chance of overturning this particular thing.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hopefully enshitification eventually collapses existing structures and we can rebuild new ways or resurrect old ways of existing.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
sorry I'm want-ads in the newspaper lv old facebook marketplace sucks because there is no way I'm logging into a meta owned service meta only exists for laughs when their identity system goes down and they can't open the door to reboot it because they single point of failured too close to the sun.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
you can do the classic wolverine sideburns if it isn't too on the nose
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
they are transparently asking the government to mow the grass for them
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
are you some sort of weird argument bot that doesn't know what side it is on? gl with that i guess
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
sooo many... lawsuits. no examples though 🙄
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Meanwhile at the commercial gym no one will spot you but everyone is looking at you.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love that the benches don't have any political message on them because the benches are the message. unfortunately we live in an era where a few people are more able to solve city problems than the city government, whether it is the dsa making benches or libertarians filling in potholes.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It was one thing to support Israel back when we thought we could still sort out a lasting peace, but to support them now while they are very actively doing a genocide and dragging America's geriatricly impaired government into starting wars on their behalf is so cringe she might as well be maga.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Don Kissick has an opportunity to do the funniest thing. I don't know anything about him, but he couldn't be worse than Vivek or this Miller-Meeks clone.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wondered if this was all a ruse to give Clark a break from the fouls, but Cunningham only is on the court for 9 minutes a game, so more likely she's auditioning for a job with fox uǝʍs.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
not long now until he posts his pippin/treebeard fic
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
catholics still drink from a communal chalice their faith in christ may be suspect but their faith in alcohol is resolute
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Unfortunately the dystopia seems to be leaning hard into armed autonomous llm powered drones and away from cybernetically enhanced chihuahua street samurai.
Ren Höek (Ren and Stimpy) with a shotgun.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I would counter convert her to some other random religion. 🤷‍♀️
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
imagine cloning yourself to live longer, instead of clone cracking, what a weirdo.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
make him head of dogei, department of guys experiencing ice.
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
she should drop out we don't need a governor fetterman
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Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @gortess.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You should drop out, you do not hold american values. Let someone who can actually win run.
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