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Gorroval

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35, no idea what she's doing here

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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Obligatory "little man is chuffed" pic!
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
British Gas: We'll call you back in an hour. Definitely less than two.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm still writing the fic where Rook gets a motorbike btw.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Flag Inspector Javert checking I've ironed out all the creases.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hot take: more pride flags should have vertical stripes. Pro: fits better on nails Con: looks like fruity Italy #sapphic
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Forgot I donated to the OTW until today when my fanfic fridge magnets arrived. I think I've treated them with the gravity that deserve.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Long-time readers may remember Gregor from Osteomancy, who was too busy doing weird things with rat skeletons to listen to Emmrich play the organ. His loss.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well this is silly.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The allegations that I am just doing very bad Terry Pratchett LARP are looking increasingly credible.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just a small-town toad heading into the big city.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It has been a fraught week already, so here's some nonsense.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Guess who failed 4 Wisdom rolls and got a bit squiddy.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
BG3 is primarily a tool for putting hats on little guys, and then putting the little guys in Situations.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
He's a very clever boy.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
He is also in perfect body condition. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Jean Valjean was a very good boy at the cardiologist today and has confused the vets by somehow managing to have REDUCED the bulging in his left atrium in the last 3 months. He's still got a dicky heart, but it's the right size again 🙃
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Still very slowly trying to write this fic.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
😒
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Started a Durge run. I love him, your honour. #bg3
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I spend a lot of time worrying about the logistics of evil empires. I also feel strongly that women should get to be gross baddies. These two things together mean that I once tried to write an #Angbang fic from the perspective of a lady orc general. Sadly this is as far as I got.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
👀
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Cheap at twice the price!
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Fun fact: I never actually finished the very first #emmrook fic I started. Then I cannibalised a lot of it into my other fics (mostly Botanomancy). But here's some stuff left over!
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'd like to take a moment to apologise to Professor Emmrich Volkarin of the Mourn Watch for writing him as Necromancer Bingo Little.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Some of my earlier fanbindings. Lots to improve on but we're getting there!
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I'll never finish writing this stupid fic for this stupid ship I've shipped for *checks notes* over 20 stupid years but this bit still cracks me up. #glorestor
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy Wintersend to all you Nevarrans! My wife made Mama Volkarin's hazelnut torte again and it was even better than last year (even with the bit the cat ate). This baby can fit so much apricot brandy in it!
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Pictured: Javert, a criminal who just took several enormous mouthfuls of the Nevarran hazelnut torte my wife spent all afternoon baking. Ignore his protestations that he is an officer of the Law. He's been hanging around with felons and has fallen from grace.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
*Jethro Tull's "Hunting Girl" playing in the background on repeat*
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Gave Rook a little bit of guyliner. Will anyone else notice? Probably not, but I think it gives him a little bit of something something.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Me: I don't need to buy any more blind boxes. Also me: I need whatever TF this thing is.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Rook in the bathroom at the fancy ball frantically googling "How do I ask my husband to step on me?"
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Distressing day at the vet's, so have this random bit of fic.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Gotta do something while waiting for the vet...
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I also have them on a keyring now! (Art by dangerlemonz on IG)
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Stickers have arrived!!
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The fanbind collection continues to grow.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Updated the dining table centerpiece for the season.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Seems like a good time to once more show off this guy who hangs out on my desk.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The Mourn Watch bag ekes ever closer to perfection.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Also here's a Jack Aubrey Special from the man who canonically brought you five minutes of hand puns until someone else in the party had to tell him to shut up.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Great news! I bought a Cricut.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Emmrich is allowed one (1) swear and he will deploy it with surgical precision.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
OH WHOOPS MY FINGER SLIPPED
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Bonus WIP!
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Today, I have constructed Book! One step closer to binding my own godsawful fanfic in the manner it deserves.
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Gorroval @gorroval.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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