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Andy aka “the eldest fart”

@gorillandy.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Ally. 👾 Video game nerd. ✏️ Journalism purist. 🇺🇸 Politics junkie. Holding on for dear life.

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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In these times of perpetual existential crisis, it’s important to remember to take joy in the little things. To that point may I present my favorite coaster.
A beverage coaster that has an alternating grid of photos of blueberry muffins and chihuahua faces. There is a black bar near the bottom of the image that has white text on top that reads, “Chihuahua or muffin?”
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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Ahhhh, memories…
A screenshot of the game, “X-men: Children of the Atom” during the character select screen with Psylocke as player one, and Storm as player two. They stand on the left and right sides of the screen, respectively, with busts of both characters near the top of each side of the screen, which consists of a two by four grid of characters, a stylized “VS” graphic, and an elongated globe with bright X-men logos on it marking northwest Mexico, Antarctica, northeastern Russia, and a yellow-orange rectangle southwest of South America. There are also dim logos marking eastern United States, Hawaii, England, offshore of Eastern Africa, Japan, and southeast Asia.
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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I sent a report that the name is wrong.
Screenshot of Apple Maps and reporting that the Gulf of America is actually called The Gulf of Mexico.
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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m a little rusty when it comes to photography and Photoshop… but I do know that lenses don’t go out of focus and then BACK INTO FOCUS.
A screenshot of the F4 poster highlighting issues where the camera goes out of focus from the little blonde haired girl in the foreground to people in the background and then comes back into focus for items further back.
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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Lunar!! The remake is coming! EEEEEEEE! I can’t wait!
Cover art for Lunar: The Silver Star Story game. It shows the characters from the game in a collage, highlighting Alex wearing the dragon armor and wielding the dragon sword with a smile on his face.
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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If it means their classic IPs would go to studios who would actually do something with them, I’m all for it.
Two motorcyclists riding sport bikes, one on the left in blue, white, and gold is riding away from the one on the right in red, white, and blue who is also wielding a chain. The Road Rash game logo is displayed in the lower middle of the image.
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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Got some interesting news for my wife…
A screenshot of the show, IT Crowd, where the character Roy holds up a bra to his chest while wearing pink lipstick and gleefully states, “I’m a woman.” He’s standing in his work area surrounded by tech gadgets and toys. He’s also wearing a shirt that has a drawing of the sun with an angry face with text underneath that states, “The sun is trying to kill me.”
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Andy aka “the eldest fart” @gorillandy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Reminds me of that scene from Trains Planes and Automobiles
A blonde man looking from making out with his girlfriend on a bus to look at the viewer with the text, “Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.”
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