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Gordon Johnson

@gordonicon.bsky.social

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Musician with day job. Unfortunately job is long covid. Never give up. Never surrender.

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sit on the can before you drink the purge

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Ministry of Truth

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The watch wants to give you good news

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my experience. You’re right trackers have not been validated. Garmin shows me asleep and posting a big jump in HRV when I’m awake.

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Thanks

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

So it was always “allegedly“? Somebody scratched it out and they put it back?

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What was the original?

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I had good luck with the nasal fLu vaccine until I got too old to be able to get it. Test these new ones for old people. I volunteer for the trial.

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Only good thing about this franchise. Knoxville broke his urethra and must catheterize himself to pee.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

some president jokes www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

theatlantic.com

And Now a Few Words From Our Former Presidents on UFC 250

What would Thomas Jefferson say?

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Or in a marching band

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

EP!-steen /clap-clap-clap

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

@jimmykimmel.com @fallontonight.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social Y’all monologues have disappeared from YouTube. Who chickened?

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

All the late night comedians monologues are no longer on YouTube

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The five o’clock follies

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

“The cold never bothered me anyway.”

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

way better than the new British SNL.

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Study hubristics. How to think

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

We used to think smoking tobacco was good for you

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Sucker born every minute

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Buried the lede. “NPR uncovered multiple misleading claims“

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Use a clarinet go to prison

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Not buying an expensive, overly complicated, unreliable junker with no right to repair.

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Bankrupting a Casino 101

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

“The Vice Presidency’s worth a pitcher of warm spit”

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

if you’re insurance won’t cover

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Not what they said at CVS.

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

It’s available to anyone in California who has $280. Insurance doesn’t cover.

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Reagan liked to play the baby face. Trump likes to play the heel.

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

There was a time when NPR talent was trained not to us this crutch

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Not m according to manufacturer. “No information on availability at this time.

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

None I California. Maybe I should move

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Does Hall have the wooden leg?

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Couldn’t a smart attorney work in the doctrine that truth is a defense against libel?

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Eels can climb up waterfalls. They have excellent traction.

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

“Four Dead in Ohio”

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

A good restaurant is one you smell from down the street

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Above UC Davis/Sac State

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

This isn’t some Star Trek self aware computer. AI is just a spreadsheet version of Mad Libs

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Old enough to remember when 1984 was a cautionary tale about a dystopian future

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

You back into the leede. “Supremes uphold ban on gender affirming care”

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Could this extend to taking supplements like lactobacillus etc?

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Like making the stock market bounce up and down so you can buy the dip and sell off on top.

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Pour one out for the Thomas Guide

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

D- leede “Was DOGE programmer fired for ‘maximum transparency’?” Then you backed into the meat in the interview “So you didn’t find government inefficiency?”

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I take a bucket load. Sorry I don’t do good science about exactly what works. I know I feel worse when I quit. Can fully recommend CoQ10+NADH on empty stomach. Peruvate, NAC, Inosine,Creatinine, Agmatine.

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Why the double negative? Old timey headline “Judge Allows Musk Suit”

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Two of the research studies I was enrolled in were terminated since RFK took over

Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Neutral head position. Don’t reach or tuck your chin. Keep it conversational. Don’t think you’re orating

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Gordon Johnson @gordonicon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Unique? Bible much?