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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
No. Take a look at the Hall of Fame’s uniform database, Dressed to the Nines. exhibits.baseballhalloffame.org/dressed_to_t...
Oakland Athletics uniforms in the Baseball Hall of Fame’s exhibit, Dressed to the Nines.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
The Seahawks will wear their white and silver throwback road uniforms in 2027.
Seahawks will wear white and silver throwback road uniforms in 2027.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 15/08/2026
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 02/08/2026
The allegations of domestic abuse against Rep. Max Miller are absolutely horrific.
Members of Congress on both sides of the aisle must be held to a higher standard.
This kind of violent conduct is unacceptable.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026
Three panel strip of XKCD called Time Change that argues for abolishing the Spring Forward time change, but keeping the Fall Back time change. First panel dialogue: “We all hate springing forward, but we love falling back.” Second panel: “We’ll gain an hour every year but never lose one.” Third panel: “Won’t that cause the clocks to spiral out of sync with the sun?” “Then we will meet the chaos clear-eyed and well- rested.”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 11/07/2026
See what happens when you leave us in the lurch for an extended time?
Lurch, from the Addams Family TV show.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026
Urine idiot
A face emoji with its right hand on its forehead making the letter L with thumb and index finger
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 02/07/2026
Tim Ream shows a little intensity
Clint Dempsey holding Clint Dempsey intense face cutout
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 27/06/2026
Dear Xenophobic moron, keep fetishizing capitalism as something only America does. You don’t have enough money to bribe every FIFA idiot that controls all the FIFA money. If you’re seeing commercials in your corner of paradise, it’s because your broadcasters are money grubbing capitalists too.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 24/06/2026
The only Conway that would have gotten my vote.
Tim Conway and Carol Burnett
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 18/06/2026
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 18/06/2026
FIFA is making all the money. But go on with your xenophobia.
Three people sitting at a table. One white guy in helmet and safety vest has one cookie. One black guy has no plate and no cookie. Third is an old white guy with a large plate piled high with cookies. He’s (FIFA) pointing at the black guy (USA) telling the white guy in helmet and vest (British) that the black guy (USA) wants the white guy’s (British) single cookie. The dialogue bubble above the old white guy (FIFA) says, “ Careful. That foreigner (USA) wants your (British) cookie.”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 18/06/2026
Somehow I was expecting this with the Fugazi hair.
Rob Delaney hanging out so to speak on the beach but without the exact exquisite hair of the dudes in the previous picture.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026
Where’s my collectible Robert Picardo / The Doctor sunglasses when I really need them? What if the sunglasses folded up and came in a mobile emitter shaped case (without violating copyright or trademarks)? Maybe a tie-in with Mr.Spock’s visor—whoops that was a madness visor. Never mind.
Spock wearing a visor to keep from going off the rails in “Is There in Truth No Beauty?”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 31/05/2026
At least you have a choice thanks to the Spurs!
King County Stadium, The Kingdome, configuration for basketball.Logo of the Seattle SuperSonics of the NBA.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026
Arsenio Hall and his trademark fist pumps and woof woof woof
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 14/04/2026
The Brandenburg Gate in Berlin
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 14/04/2026
The Arc de Triomphe in Paris
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 15/03/2026
Says more about semafor than it does about the Pedophile-in-Chief’s latest book-licking lackey. Did I just ?
Captain Obvious in full military regalia holds his right index finger to his lips.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 15/02/2026
Not entirely the same thing, but this cartoon by Matt Bors is in the same spirit.
Cartoon by Matt Bors with two people, one on the left side who says, “We should improve society somewhat,” and the second person on the right side answers with, “Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 06/02/2026
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 23/01/2026
Pagliacci in its pizza form
Pagliacci Pizza logoPagliacci Pizza large pepperoni, sausage, and ricotta
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 14/01/2026
Even the average Ken doll helmet hairdos have self awareness.
Effin Birds’ drawing of a bird with the  words “Our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck,” to the bird’s right.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 08/01/2026
IT’S A CULT! (Yes, my nickname might be captain obvious at this point, why do you ask?)
Captain Obvious holding his right index finger to his closed mouth. Boo-yah!
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 07/01/2026
Do you need better journalists and social media support? Better funding won’t help your blind spots.
Seattle Sounders championship banners, including the 2025 Leagues Cup and the 2022 CONCACAF Champions League, the 2019 and 2016 MLS Cups, the 2014 Supporters Shield (MLS Regular Season Champs) and the 2014, 2011, 2010, and 2009 US Open Cups, and 4 league titles by the A-League (1995, 1996) and USL (2005, 2007) predecessor Sounders.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 03/01/2026
Rubio has big Homan energy. A little surprised he hasn’t choked to death drinking water
Marco Rubio attempting to drink water from a bottle while not choking
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 03/01/2026
Marco Rubio seen attempting to drink water from a plastic bottle.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 25/12/2025
I thought it was by this guy.
Senator and Mrs. John Blutarsky, Washington, DC, driving down the highway in their convertible with the top down.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 18/12/2025
Got mine today. Thank you, Mr. Tomorrow!
The new book Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow and enclosed sticker sheet, propped on the couch.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 18/12/2025
Bovine can’t let Cosplay Kristi have all the fun.
Secretary of Homeland (Fatherland in the native German) Security Kristi Noem in a uniform holding an apparent automatic weapon with a couple of similarly armed friends.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 06/12/2025
Did somebody say Hot Dog Suit?
Tim Robinson is the guy in the hotdog suit in a room with at least three other people. The expression on his face and his extended right hand seem to ask, “hey, what do you want?”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 05/12/2025
What in the name of Jeff Effin’ Tiedrich and Effin’ Birds is going on here? I fully support your consideration while acknowledging these particular cartoons or the contributor referred to may not represent what you have in mind. Good luck.
Effin’ Birds’ drawing of a bird with the phrase “you just won stupid-ass motherfucker of the day”Effin’ Birds’ drawing of a bird with the phrase “Where in the fuck is your brain” without the question mark.Effin’ Birds’ drawing of a bird with the phrase “Just block that fucker and move on.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 27/10/2025
These might come in handy, if I can say handy when talking about a cow and its tools.
Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson shows a cow standing at a table that contains 4 tools, with a barn in the background over the cow’s left shoulder. The cartoon’s caption says Cow tools.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 24/10/2025
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "the best course of action would be to shut your fucking trap"
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 24/10/2025
Effin’ Birds cartoon drawing of a bird and words “Chock full of horseshit.”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 27/08/2025
The Star Wars character Admiral Ackbar, from the 1983 film Return of the Jedi. On the right side of the picture are the words, IT’S A TRAP.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 01/08/2025
Way to combine hubris and lack of sense of humor to miss my point. Your application of the mansplaining technique adds nothing.
Captain Obvious
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 18/07/2025
Intriguing.
Brent Spiner portrayal of Commander Data in the Star Trek universe.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 30/06/2025
Live and let live? Ha. You saw my comment linked to you because of bluesky’s lousy aggregating, but it’s not. The avatar (Digital Technology. a static or moving image or other graphic representation that acts as a proxy for a person […] on the internet.) is real, but not me. Here’s another.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 27/06/2025
Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, says “the horror, the horror.”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 24/06/2025
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale also have endorsed Cuomo.
Natasha Fatale and Boris Badenov
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 23/06/2025
“You could walk through Ronald Reagan’s deepest thoughts,” a California legislator said, “and not get your ankles wet.”
Ronald Reagan
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 23/06/2025
The attached pop distribution map with circles shows a more nuanced view.
Two maps of the US. One shows how whole counties voted in a recent presidential election. The other shows the voting by population distribution circles, across the country.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 22/06/2025
He’s obsessed with Obama.
Four Twitter messages by @realDonaldTrump from 2011, 2012, and two in 2013 claiming President Obama would attack Iran (1) to get elected, (2) because his poll numbers would drop, (3) to save face, and (4) to show how tough he is. Once again, every accusation is a confession.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 21/06/2025
Fantastic. Sunday could be a banger, though!
Current conditions at Sea-Tac Airport, 54°F, overcast, 93% humidity, high today 62°F, Sunday 72°F.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 19/06/2025
You don’t post right away? Whoa. That inner four year old got some skillz. (Here’s wishing for a level of obnoxiousness slightly less overwhelming that allows you to post it, whatever it is.)
A drawing of an entirely black cartoon cat, except for its white eyes, on a grey background, is balancing a bone on its paw. In white letters: I found this humerus.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 14/06/2025
Lemon, it’s only Wednesday.
Captain Picard is sitting with a drink at the bar in 10 Forward with Guinan. Above him are the words, “What a year, huh?” The words across Guinan, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 14/06/2025
I hope the legal beagles can tell us that “except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress,” is not wiped out by SCROTUS’ granting immunity. I don’t remember it described as blanket immunity.
Cornell Law School Legal Information Institute image showing 18 U.S. Code <Section Symbol (§)> 1385 - Use of Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, and Space Force as posse comitatus. Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willingly uses any part of the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, and Space Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 13/06/2025
www.seattle.gov/parks/allpar...
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Gordonator @gordonator.myatproto.social · 30/05/2025
The 21st Century’s own Guilded Age, brought to us by the people who have everything except humanity.
A large orange cartoon tiger, famous for hawking Frosted Flakes cereal, is giving us a thumbs up. Below that is his trademark exaggerated exclamation, “Great!”
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