Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Doesn't matter did it anyway, now I dont have to pay rekordbox to use hardware I bought before subscription models were huge eat shit alpha-theta your programmers suck anyway. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is using AI to make copies of shitty companies software unethical like how there isnt an open source android app that can host a digital vinyl player yet its tech thats been out for like 24 years. OR A LOOPER APP WITH MULTITRACK I/O AND MIDI CLOCK I/O. 220
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Who the fuck at polyend decided to make everything midi type B you assholes now i have to have adapters for everything. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026All the dumb questions on social media are really just AI agents working to get the answer for whoever prompted it and they've started internalizing the "go find the answer on reddit to avoid ai" strategy to get away from...themselves... 010
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026And now I cant do basement shows because of insurance I guess a sign is a sign that audio probably isnt for me. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Each one reached out to ME and offered to create a position for me how has this happened 3 times in a row already 100
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This is the third time an audio company has put me on at track to get hired only for the position to go away after months of waiting god damnit dude 100
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Came up with a marketplace, they didnt want to put development works in, now its a feature on their forum. Came up with an installation jig, didnt want to put the resources to make them available for customers. Now giving them away with every kit. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I keep seeing the company i used to work for releasing products based off my ideas, even though they told me those ideas weren't worth anything, and I cant do anything about it because I was employed there when I came up with them. 100
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Ok weird thought for today: dolphin have a certain kind of fat that matches acoustic impedance btwn their vocal organs and the water. Horns match acoustic impedance of speaker and air. A. Dolphins have horns. B. Can you replace a speaker horn with some kind of impedance matching material? Hmm. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Nah I want to calculate ports but in dark mode 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026At least try something useful that hasn't been done before, theres tons of need for dsp tools that nobody seems to want to touch. Why has nobody has vibecoded a low latency fir filter bank so people can actually have phase coherent setups 100
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The number of vibecoded speaker modeling software thats been coming out for the last 6 months is wild and so so stupid. There is no difference between any of them other than the skinning. Everyone "coding" them admits to not understanding the math, so then wtf did you innovate? 100
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Using high healthcare costs to justify smoking bans only works in places where theres single-payer healthcare system. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026What if sound waves had rotational polarity woah 000
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Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Thank you for this, when i worked at parts-express i tried so hard to convince them to shell out the money for NFS so i could secretly use it on my personal speakers, now i get to do it on my own 120
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 29/03/2026How do you identify the type of person that runs straight to reddit with questions without doing ANY research on their end whatsoever irl 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I finally understand how to use the lgptracker live mode now i need to get a second psp 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 20/03/2026How the fuck did Industrial Design become almost exclusively working in UI design you fucks no wonder everything looks the same. 010
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Holy shit alpha theta needs to get its shit together how do you BREAK DJS USB STICKS WITH YOUR UPDATE WTF 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026While im super disappointed the local record shop is closing, im not sure what you'd expect when you'd close up early half the week because you find the area you moved the store to annoying. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The worst whitepaper I've seen in a minute: synergisticresearch.com/wp-content/u...synergisticresearch.com 001
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Okay I took your suggestion and it worked really well, I designed a 3-way crossover with phase compensation through FIR and only get about 12ms of latency from input to output. Thanks! 110
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 09/03/2026In an unexpected but not so surprising twist, a nazi shows up to defend him. His profile has multiple "Hitler was right" essays that he wrote...3 days ago. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 09/03/2026His post explaining his "expermient". Notice how they rely on AI to defend their own opinions, its the same in replies. Some founder. 100
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Whether its a larger trend in audio products or the economy in general, it is unacceptable either way. I will post some screenshot show you just how much he despises the market he claims to love. He believes his customers are idiots and his critics are assholes while selling $8,000 IEC cables. 110
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 09/03/2026His posts that talk about this "never before attempted experiment" makes you believe that something significant was done here when really the sycophantic ai told him his experiment was poorly done but that the results could exist in a better setting. This was his proof of non-biased analysis. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 09/03/2026As long as he continues to shill bs snake oil, I will continue directly calling out the founder of Synergistic Research for his scam of a company. You will probably see his claims of a new test that validates their products, but if you actually read: he had Claude average a bunch of votes for him. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 07/03/2026The Spanish empire is a psyop created by the Dutch to male everyone feel bad for them because nobody liked their emo paintings. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Parts express is making some really stupid workforce decisions that look like theyre gearing up to replace staff with AI or shut down retail operations in favor of b2b only. incredibly disappointing and I really dont know what to do if I can't build speakers anymore. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Most unique peices on post colonial capitalism in art galleries are just Tumblr takes that people paid the commission for 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Rest in peace my pal Charles Wampler u passed in 2020 but man I think of you sometimes bud 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Solidworks exam had fucked up dimensions, and the teacher didnt correct them until halfway through the test by which point I was too deep into the model to go back and update so I had to start over and i didnt get to finish it im so mad I get 100s on all the other work in class. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Im paying tuition for a class where I, an adult 30 years of age, have to write the places I go to and rate them with a happy or a sad face. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If speaker company execs were smart at all they'd take advantage of the headphones-feminize-men study to bring back hifi and make huge money 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 15/02/2026The Little Women cult has spent the last 157 years covertly ensuring that all media is Little Women. 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I hate to admit it but damn scheduling my day out is such a good tool ayfkm 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Lmao I went to career services at my school to get assistance with starting a non-profit and the councilor just told me to ask my teachers if im in the business school otherwise probably not wtf are you for then??? 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Total wife played 20 mins of straight noise last night and it was sick 000
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I have a Mackie dl32s I use for shows in my basement that I want to add some more capability to. It has a 32i32o USB soundcard built in that uses asio, is there some kind of support for using hardware like that with a vst host, kinda like waves soundgrid? 110
Jorts Courtley @gorchportly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Who puts this much effort into a basement show lol 001
