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Try pouring the seltzer in a glass at least half full of ice. I used to drink a lot (an embarrassing amount!) of beer, but when I got sober I found what I really needed to scratch the itch was really cold carbonated anything. Usually drink a couple of 0 sugar sodas and a couple of seltzers most days

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The world needs 1 and 3. Set these bangers free

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My 77 year old dad surprised the hell out of me the other day when he said "you know, I think a lot of this is my fault, or people like me. I should have paid closer attention. I should have cared more, but I was comfortable and happy so I lived my life. Maybe I shouldn't have"

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Looks like I'll be using a sharpie to cross an upgrade from ps4 off my "if I can afford it this would be nice to have" list

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Lol. Mild sociopathic tendencies

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He should hit you back with Ghandi's rap

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I see a lot of this sentiment on Bsky, and I think most of us appreciate it but.... I'm curious, do the "sorry about our asshole president" cadre of Americans understand that getting rid of him doesnt fix this? How on earth can we ever trust the word of the US govt again? We can't!

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

There is a reason the COVID truckers and anti-vaxxers finally packed up and left Ottawa when the feds brought in a bunch of Montreal cops. Uh oh, party is over....

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If you live within 100km of the QC border, you know not to fuck with a French guy wearing leather because they are a biker or a cop (or both), and neither are to be fucked with.

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The RCMP agreeing to investigate her on First Nation's leaders treason charges would be interesting if the RCMP wasn't crawling with Trumpers.

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They have us over a barrel because we constructed our entire economy around servicing them for almost 4 decades, and then we elected a guy who agrees with most Republican positions, he just wishes they would be more polite about it

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wait until you get to your mid 40s. Then you have to be very careful about stretching it out, if you go too hard you will turn it into a hamstring cramp

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Caring about the fans only counts in the context of stealing money from the players

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is a little maudlin, but im really going to miss this show. Its been a weekly highlight in a really tough few years for me. I dont have a ton of friends, and this always felt like hanging out with a couple of dudes I'd get along with. Thanks to both of you for some great hangs.

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I didnt immediately remember Orlando Merced, I was already thinking about him

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Its getting hard to teach my kid civics and how things are supposed to work.She's growing up and is asking more nuanced questions about why things are the way they are.Hard to not just say "there are no actual rules, the rich and the insiders do as they please and change the laws to suit themselves"

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What's a little diarrhea to experience history?

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

But didnt voters already decide by electing a municipal government that supported installing the bike lanes? Why do voters from Brampton, or Windsor, or Ottawa get a say in where bike lanes can go in other communities?

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I'll be back to calling them a bunch of shitheads if they lose to Boston today

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Playoff Gausman rocks, I'm jealous. Was planning on cheering for the Cubs because I'd like to see him get a ring after being such an awesome player for the Jays, but they are rising from the dead so now I hope the Jays beat him in game 7 of the WS.

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Its so funny that these losers are still lionizing him. They are so obsessed with ancient Greece and Rome... they should send him out to lead the army at 80 like Antigonus the One Eyed

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It rules when they start getting funny. My daughter was i think 8 when my wife and I were having a mild argument and she piped in with "Do I get a say? Mommy doesnt really do anything and she gets a say, so I should get a say". (I'm not bagging on my wife, the kids timing was just incredible)

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Lol. Hadn't seen that, thanks for digging it up

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

She needs to do it and run. The power of a millennial saying out loud that our parents need to shut the fuck up will be INCREDIBLY powerful. (I'm Canadian but I still want her to run)

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Have to wait for a Democrat to hold power before they can acknowledge reality so they can say a Republican is needed to clean things up.

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Thoughts on John Leguizamo, character actor?

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I wonder if there are any countries currently at war who constantly commit war crimes and generally defend themselves by claiming the evidence is fake, or the victims are making it up 🤔

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Is that a typo, or are you saying you plan on trading up your wife? Either way it made me laugh

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Lol. He's mad because he wanted Toronto to destroy their waterfront so he could fly his jet into downtown and the province was willing to play ball, but the feds got so much incandescent feedback that they killed it and now he doesnt want us to vote. Eat shit asshole!

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Can you share some of the pieces you found worthwhile? I really liked the movie but I'm interested in other points of view that offer more than "durr... black people bad"

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Dude has Calgary or Regina written all over him

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It turns out Carney is Stephen Harper without the animosity towards queer people. Pretty sure he'll toss them under the bus too soon enough

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Goose Tycoon @goosetycoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I guess im too sensitive, I've always interpreted that as assigning blame. "We wouldnt have all this smoke if it wasn't for those damn liberals in California/Canada", that type of thing. At least it looks like hell on earth outside!

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