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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

You’ve won the lottery. Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I reached across the table and knocked over a glass. I did not reach over the table again.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Let my sadness compel my strength towards goodness.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

My favorite part of Altered Beast (1988) is when Zeus says “Wise fwom youw gwave”

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

As eagerly as some blame the left for Charlie Kirk’s death, I would remind the world: a right winger would be just as likely to kill him if they thought doing so would make the left look bad. I’m not making any claim except that power is corrupt and will kill its own to maintain a grip on power.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Micro Horror Story: You’re Solomon and both mothers just agreed to let you saw the baby in half. #microhorror

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I need to smoke meth and crack to understand the world anymore. Welcome to the GPT ring of hell.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Micro horror story: You are born named Aloysius, but every time somebody misspells or mispronounces your name, you grow a tooth from somewhere on your body.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I’m beginning to think the guy who ran the “which teenage girl is the hottest” contest might be a bit sketchy.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

“Things could actually be better, and we already have all we need to make it that way” is not eldritch wisdom. But it will absolutely haunt you once you know it.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Bluesky is okay but lacks the prime dopamine drip that Facebook delivers. Actually that’s exactly why I’m gonna keep it.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

That’s not flying. That’s falling with style. -ChatGPT probably

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Have you heard about NEW BAD THING? Now everybody is distracted and has forgotten LAUNDRY LIST OF BAD THINGS CURRENTLY HAPPENING! When will the rest of the world develop OBJECT PERMANENCE?

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I squawk goose sounds into the abyss. The abyss squawks back: “we are calling to see if you have Medicare coverage type a and b”

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Gepetto is what I call gpt. It’s a good name.

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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Memorial Day History🇺🇸

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Bluesky went mid quick. :/ maybe I’m just not good at curating my internet experience

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I like to eat oobleck so I can make poobleck

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

If you were born on 6/1/1820 and break each one out to the letter it would be, you would be born on F/A/RT I doubt many people realized the significance of this at the time of its occurrence.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody 1/2

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Owl Daily @owldaily.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

A Great Grey Owl in a stunning flight. 📸francoispotvin.photography #Nature #owl #Bird

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

More like the gulf of your mom

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Flowers which fell from a tree after a hail storm

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

One would think international workers day or May Day would be trending today.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Notifications are for closers.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Every wall is made To be taken down one day By human, god, or Goddess. Time grounds the flying buttress. #micropoem

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Young me would have never accepted this, but Donny Osmond is an extraordinary singer. I recognize, Donny. You’ve done it.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

It’s gonna be May phex Twin.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

As a kid I used to love watching Davy and Goliath and there was this one episode where Larry gets mad that a Japanese foreign exchange student learned to pronounce his name so he destroys his school teacher’s desk with a hammer. #cinema

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I cry at the start of every movie. I guess, cuz I wish I was making things too, but I’m working for the knife.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I don’t enjoy doing Duolingo anymore. I still enjoy learning language, so im not sure what changed. Oh wait, I have an idea - I bought their top end family plan and then they created an even more expensive plan and constantly push it at me, ruining the user experience. That may be why.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

The algorithm really really thinks I like spiderman. Nothing against any who do, but I do not. I don’t really like any AMERICANHERO type comics post-marvel-movie-poop-chute. Basically marvel is just no longer interesting to me at all. Dark Horse is okay but I haven’t read hellboy in quite a while.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I wish there was a way to make certain topics not show up in my trending, with preference for a less trendy but more relevant topic to me than the nfl draft. I never have cared about this and never will.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

When my post doesn’t get likes

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I yawned last night and pulled a muscle in my throat and it felt like I sprained my voice. It was sharp and horrific for all of three minutes. #yawnsafety

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Every father fathers wrong and there isn’t a song that can change that. -doo doo in my butt song

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I believe that art is what inspires others. When you look at a modern painting and think “I could do that” I believe the artist is encouraging you to do just that. Because even if you lack the technical skill to mimic what you see, that it spurs you to replicate it? That’s life. That’s art.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

The Tiger King for your new Secretary of Defense. Amen.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

It’s not diarrhea, it’s an Exclusive Rapid Pooping Experience™️

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

That sink isn’t allowed into my house anymore, please stop asking me to let it in.

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.” Kurt Vonnegut

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Goosetongue @goosetongue.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

This is how many deaths it took me to beat the devil. The DLC brought me to 111! Still really pleased with taking care of old scratch in under 100 though. I’ll post the S rank death count when I finish S rank on all. Heaven help me on that one though. Hildaberg is TUFF

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