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Goose, The Shenaniganizer

@goosethearchivist.bsky.social
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Level 23, Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum 👌But actually He/It (if you know…) 🪃 A Lone Pringle 🏹 Keep It Real 🦔💨 AuDHD Figuring the Sexuality out. Way past cool! I enjoy FFXIV, Spider-Man, Xenoblade Chronicles, and tabletop games!

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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 5h
Supposedly the creator of the game is working on another game, too, or so I’ve heard, but that was a while ago. Also, which boss song is your favorite?
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 5h
God, Iconoclasts is such a good fucking game.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That shit’s unreasonable for a different reason, man; it doesn’t even cover the lower half of the end of his tentacles. I’m about to have someone low profile under that with a low and get my shit mixed. Probably destroys grapplers, but like, damn.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Leaf Blade with Parrying Hooks. Best of both worlds.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, no, Milky, this one’s different. In this one you die instantly and there’s no reacting to it unless power levels are exactly equal. Otherwise that dickhead in a blue tank top ropes you and your team together and you all instantly die before the teamfight starts.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You might get me with that shirt because I have denim jacket that shit would go hard with. Damn.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baba (But I did science and have a build for her.)
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How *could you* play Deadlock again… …without building Shadow Weave?
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Complete with the ability to refresh Kraken Impact if you kill someone under the execute threshold.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A bionic Winter Soldier arm.
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B'alith Tia | 7.56 spoilers @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
back on my "a healer who literally Will Not Let You Die is terrifying, actually" bullshit again
otherwindow:

I’d like to think healing magic naturally doesn’t produce the soothing light it’s associated with. Rather, healers make the light on purpose to distract you from wound gore and keep you calm.  

Rogue with a large bleeding wound: Haha, so bright, can’t see a thing!
Healer, lying: It’s just a tiny cut, don’t worry :)

chronicconfusion:

Gotta blind your allies so they don't realize you're only 2 degrees of separation from a necromancer when it comes to the aftermath of their shenanigans
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Need a mod of her over Venator from Deadlock.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need an LMG in a shooter called “A Whale of a Time” that is exactly this but you load a belt of bullets into the top and then the whale shoots the bullets out of its mouth. You hold the fin as a side stick grip.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
True, true.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See the real answer is that it’s the most beautiful dress and we just can’t see it because we didn’t download the textures when we joined Earth.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we’re not casting spells out of a black-and-white mottled composition notebook, are we even casting *real* magick? You know the real wizards scribble their most fucked up and devious spells in those because they’re cheap, and 100% have enough magickal energy in them to sustain the spells.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Simply have a chatter/mod catch the spots in the stream, and just note down how long since you went live that it happened.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My second most played (because ranked sucks for support players since you can’t carry bad teammates.) Love me some Paige
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MY FUCKIN’ GAL YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The true breakfast.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GIVE UP. PUT ON BACON AND OJ.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can’t say that word around me. I’ll get too silly.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They were supposed to be the chosen ones.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JESTERS!? WHERE!?
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they still are, it’s both. One of the things I still hate about Barnes and Noble is they still have HP stuff on their shelves.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like you’re a candidate for a Massimo, the Magician deck.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DEADLOCK PATCH BABY THERE’S SO MANY LIGHTS AND COLORS MY ACCURACY HAS DROPPED 20% AT MINIMUM!
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RATS RATS WE’RE THE RATS. WE HUNT AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT WE’RE THE RATS! I AM THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES!
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GIMME THE RAT. LEMME PLAY THE RAT. I WANT TO PLAY MY SON GIVE ME MY FUCKING SON.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemme have some, I’m hungry-
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is bullshit. I can’t believe I’m not allowed to tap the sign.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if I like tapping signs?
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She’ll have to beat me in falconry, then we can consider.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see this and my mind has irreparably linked it with Mario saying “NEW SUPER MAAAAAAA-“
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You also get ~4000 MGP per Gold Saucer Gate. You’ll probably have to spend a day with your soul to a grindstone, but you’ll get a bunny suit, and your soul will have magnificently defined abs and quads after being stuck on the grind for so long.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Repeat until stack overflow or until sanity levels reach <0%. Buy multiple MGP Platinum cards from the itenerant Moogle. Get bunny suit.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know the itinerant moogle? He sells 50k MGP for 30 tomestones. You get 4 for the dungeons. You get 2-5 for the Gold Saucer Gates. Do gold saucer Gate. Swap to tank. Queue for the two Heavensward dungeons and ARR Hard dungeons. Do one dungeon. Do gold saucer Gate. Repeat.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or that Ul’dah invented racism because it made them more money. Thats also a fun one that makes you feel guilty about picking Gladiator as your starting class.
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And illustration of Inigo Montoya from the PRINCESS BRIDE limping towards the audience. His sword in one hand, his other hand cradling his injuries. This is his key scene in the movie, yielding the line 'you killed my father, prepare to die.'
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mhm, mhm. Gotta start off with good armor enhancements when the world ends and becomes an open-world game. Can’t be running around in a common rarity t shirt with +2% crit chance stats, or I’m going to get murked.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still working on patching out the one jacket I have from Cali, but god if motivation is not a bitch to actually sit and stitch.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guess I have to start racking up time so I can get the mythical drop from leveling my Thrifting skill.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guess I’ll look into thrift stores in my area. Thank you!
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I *just* moved out of Cali for college, FUUUUUUUUU-
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asking for my identical clone who just came out of the duplication pod, but where did you get a coat that long? Or, if you modified it, the base coat.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been looking kind of swag lately. Man, I need to get the fuck over myself and dress how I actually want.
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Goose, The Shenaniganizer @goosethearchivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckaf. No longer a name, but a statement.
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