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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 4h
cloud’s identity crisis 🐥 #ff7rebirth
FF7 comic
Aerith and Tifa holding shopping bags, chatting “that was so fun!” “What a great day”
Cloud, slightly upset: “did you guys go shopping without me?”
Tifa, befuddled: “what are you talking about? You were the the whole-“
Tifa: “time…”
Tifa and Aerith look over to realize they went shopping with a Chocobo
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 19h
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 21h
We are being killed by the world's dumbest people.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19h
Rays/Brewers World Series followed by a lockout talking about how small market teams can’t compete will drive me so crazy I’m making myself crazy thinking about it now
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 22h
Pro wrestler
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not to make everything about labor, but MLB and the teams keep 100% of the money from postseason TV, while sharing 50-60% of postseason ticket revenue with the players. Their incentive to price playoff tickets to maximize attendance is limited at best.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mike Breen asks Richard Jefferson and Tim Legler about their summers when RJ asked Mike about his summer, he said this:
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Incredible
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What are they babbling about now? Did they make up some shit he did?
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11/10/2026
NO ONE IN THE NFCEAST WINS THIS WEEK TWO OF THEM PLAYED EACH OTHER
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OH! Good thing the Browns have not stopped being the Browns!
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unfortunately the Jets were never going to stop being the Jets
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I read this as Marshawn Lynch and was like "what year is it"
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am not in tune to the news, what is the smear strategy this time? Its not still Hasan Piker is it?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for as long as i've been alive, republicans have ran the same playbook: a few weeks before voting begins, they roll out completely fabricated smear campaigns. these things are always coordinated, so the talking points take over the news. the party is never electorally punished for their dishonesty.
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cut him some slack, Mina, he's going up against the vaunted...New York Jets
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't even know who owns the rights to Roger Rabbit now but surely it can still happen? He's slightly older than Bob Hoskins was at the time but definitely in better shape
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 11/10/2026
The police said she lied about being raped. Then she hit record.
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Police didn’t believe a 12-year-old who said she'd been raped. Then she hit record.
“If I didn’t find the evidence for them, I wasn’t too sure they would find it.”
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 10/10/2026
People who think I'm making up Jesus's vampire twin sister: I am assuredly not
Camilla: "Two thousand years ago on the night of a shooting star,"Camilla: "-my mother, Mary,"Camilla: "delivered twins, Jesus Christ and Camilla."Camilla: "I was a fanged vampire from birth."
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 10/10/2026
I love Lupin III in all its forms but Part 2 is the best because it's categorically stupidest. I don't want violent pulp, I want Lupin finding out that Jesus had a twin sister who's a vampire. Perfection.
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Lupin Iii Lupin The Third
ALT: Lupin Iii Lupin The Third
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not hearing much from the Sound of Freedom crowd about this child trafficking operation, are we
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What do you think Nic Cage's gamertag is
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:
El-Sayed: “That’s rich coming from someone who wears his bed sheets out at night.”
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Buns @superbutterbuns.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No joke, look up RedUnit90 on tiktok he posts all about Golden Era bodybuilding posing
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Blue Cross Blue Shield is being sued as a monopoly after the state found it's been in a conspiracy to restrict access to healthcare. Corporations should not have this much power. We need money out of politics, money in our pockets, and Medicare for All.
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Michigan attorney general sues Blue Cross, alleging illegal monopoly
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel sued Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan in "arguably the most consequential antitrust case" of its kind.
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah yes the rare short trunks era
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/10/2026
YouTube hasn't paid out music streaming earnings to Distrokid for almost two months with no communication, so my income has been cut in half just for fun. It's a startling reminder that the entire streaming ecosystem could just go away overnight because a tech company lets it. Buy albums if you can.
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd say don't let Boone on the plane but they're home so force him on the plane out of NY for good
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not enough Luigis?
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please include a new avatar:
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Lechonk Pokemon Resting on Field
Alt: Lechonk Pokemon making a noise (probably an oink/grunt)
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You look like an entire other person in the second image for some reason? Angles are weird (or my eyes are bad)
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moe with 2 knives but its 2 BBW, same line though.
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The face of a man that better be fired this time next week
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chuba Hubbard
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The long game
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vikings are the ugliest looking undefeated team there is, huh
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you're in these 3 states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Alaska Rhode Island South Carolina Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check everything is in order. Do it now. And there's a lot to vote for across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Gooserey @gooserey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FOREIGN OBJECT!
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice
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