Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some days I do random acts of kindness… like not punching people in the face or keeping my mouth shut… self control deserves a lot more credit than most people actually give it. 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Any lawyers out there? I would like to sue this current administration for mental distress and trauma. Thank you for your attention to this matter… 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I feel like Trumps attack on this country is a 1000x worse than 9/11 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You all know me, know how I earn a living... I value my dignity a lot more than five thousand bucks, chief. 001
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Good thing we have these ICE detention centers…They can be used to detain everyone who enabled this LOON. 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I cannot wait till the day I never hear the name TRUMP again… fuck that cult. 011
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Iran was a threat about as much as a Trans-dude trying to take a peak at your little peen… 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Does anyone know what FOX news’ ratings are lately… I think that would be a better indicator vs. these random “polls.” 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Plants are actually forming us by giving us oxygen and water till we die… then they just eat our bodies. 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026With this being our 250th year since the birth of our nation… I think the clown will be gone soon so we will actually have a re-birth on this anniversary. 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I have a feeling if we make it through this… the AMERICAN should sue FOX News into oblivion. 111
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Apparently aborting babies is bad… but, aborting mothers is good… gotta love these Christian Whack-jobs… 131
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 19/12/2025So do we get to see all the goods today… or just more pedo protecting. 110
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I wonder if Mike Johnson is monitoring Trumps pole smoking like he does his sons porn… 021
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Can FOX News be sued for brainwashing people… asking for 75 million dipshits… 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Could someone hand Trump a Bible impromptu and ask him to read his favorite passage… I have a feeling it would be a swing and a miss… 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 24/10/2025You know why MAGA is so afraid of the trans community… have you seen their wives… the effeminate “alpha males” are attracted to the cross dressing men more than their scary lookin’ bitches… 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 18/09/2025If you haven’t figured it out yet… that civil war they threatened you with… has already started… neighbors turning in neighbors over defying their supreme leader. Comply or be punished. North vs South… or in this case, Free Thinkers vs Sheep… 031
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It may be time for MAGA to focus their hate and frustrations out on Trump… he’s the only one actually destroying our country. 030
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Everyone who has access to Trump… keep asking him about Epstein… every Narcissistic pig will eventually break… he is guilty as fuck. 041
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I’m gonna run for president with my only sole campaign promise is… I’m gonna put away Trump. I guarantee I’ll win in a fucking landslide. 100
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Apparently these MAGA like to be told what to do… so suck my dick… and you’ll all be a dick-taster… 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I wonder if there will be a tariff on Trumps PEDO conviction… Release the Epstein files NOW. 120
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025We are close to the stage… where no one will admit they voted for TRUMP. 031
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 13/05/2025We are waaay past “but ifs…” the Laptop and Hunter doesn’t even register… 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Just here to say fuck Trump… and Fuck his cabinet… and especially Fuck his base… sweet dreams everyone… I’m tired. 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Apparently this asshole is going to tank us worse than what he did with COVID. 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. It’s twelve o’clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on or behind the line, this is your song. 100
Reposted by Goosed RPMSecretary Not Sure @joe-bauers.bsky.social · 24/04/2025“Vladimir, Stop!”… What is he, a 12 year old girl? 111
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Loving these emails from all vendors, (ALL) It’s really the building block of confidence… Hey there, Customer So and So! Due to rising costs and tariff fluctuations, we are adjusting our pricing. There is uncertainty ahead, so we can no longer guarantee the price or availability. 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025So what is asshole doing to benefit himself today… it’s hard to keep up. 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025If there is a @godpod.bsky.social ,he better answer our prayers real fucking quick… cause this is horseshit… 000
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The dog who caught the car… so this is a fantastic blanketed response… 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Keep your eye on the coconut…media.tenor.coma close up of a person holding a coconut with two eyes .ALT: a close up of a person holding a coconut with two eyes . 030
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Mr. Art of the Deal…, run your big mouth, then cave like a little bitch, and still claim victory. Stormy was right about his tiny mushroom dick. 🍄 www.npr.org/2025/03/05/n...npr.orgTrump grants automakers temporary relief from tariffsThe White House said President Trump has given automakers a one-month reprieve from tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico. 040
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 24/02/2025“O Canada” 🇨🇦… thanks for making Trumps little 2-inch pecker fucking explode… as you buried that absolutely FILTHY top-shelf snipe! 011
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 18/02/2025My current mood knowing Trumps popularity is going down faster than Stormy Daniels on Prom Night… 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Where are Trumps parents buried? I wanna piss on their bones for raising such a horrible person. 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Good morning everyone…, Fuck fElon and Vice President Donnie Dipshit. 010
Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I’m starting to think Canada may have just inherited half of the country just looking for guidance…media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt is holding a red box and says " oh you betcha eh "ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a red box and says " oh you betcha eh " 020