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Goosed RPM

@goosedrpm.bsky.social
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Chief Dust Maker… and Local Dunatic… We need more turbos… and less politics… 👊

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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some days I do random acts of kindness… like not punching people in the face or keeping my mouth shut… self control deserves a lot more credit than most people actually give it.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any lawyers out there? I would like to sue this current administration for mental distress and trauma. Thank you for your attention to this matter…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel like Trumps attack on this country is a 1000x worse than 9/11
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You all know me, know how I earn a living... I value my dignity a lot more than five thousand bucks, chief.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
These new @millerlite cans are legit…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good thing we have these ICE detention centers…They can be used to detain everyone who enabled this LOON.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I cannot wait till the day I never hear the name TRUMP again… fuck that cult.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Iran was a threat about as much as a Trans-dude trying to take a peak at your little peen…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Does anyone know what FOX news’ ratings are lately… I think that would be a better indicator vs. these random “polls.”
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Plants are actually forming us by giving us oxygen and water till we die… then they just eat our bodies.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
With this being our 250th year since the birth of our nation… I think the clown will be gone soon so we will actually have a re-birth on this anniversary.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I have a feeling if we make it through this… the AMERICAN should sue FOX News into oblivion.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Apparently aborting babies is bad… but, aborting mothers is good… gotta love these Christian Whack-jobs…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
So do we get to see all the goods today… or just more pedo protecting.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I wonder if Mike Johnson is monitoring Trumps pole smoking like he does his sons porn…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Can FOX News be sued for brainwashing people… asking for 75 million dipshits…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Could someone hand Trump a Bible impromptu and ask him to read his favorite passage… I have a feeling it would be a swing and a miss…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You know why MAGA is so afraid of the trans community… have you seen their wives… the effeminate “alpha males” are attracted to the cross dressing men more than their scary lookin’ bitches…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If you haven’t figured it out yet… that civil war they threatened you with… has already started… neighbors turning in neighbors over defying their supreme leader. Comply or be punished. North vs South… or in this case, Free Thinkers vs Sheep…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
At this point… they will never figure it out…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It may be time for MAGA to focus their hate and frustrations out on Trump… he’s the only one actually destroying our country.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The more you know…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Everyone who has access to Trump… keep asking him about Epstein… every Narcissistic pig will eventually break… he is guilty as fuck.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I’m gonna run for president with my only sole campaign promise is… I’m gonna put away Trump. I guarantee I’ll win in a fucking landslide.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Marked Safe… from ever voting for a pedophile… ⛳️
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Time to Eat the Rich mother fuckers.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Apparently these MAGA like to be told what to do… so suck my dick… and you’ll all be a dick-taster…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I wonder if there will be a tariff on Trumps PEDO conviction… Release the Epstein files NOW.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
We are close to the stage… where no one will admit they voted for TRUMP.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
We are waaay past “but ifs…” the Laptop and Hunter doesn’t even register…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Just here to say fuck Trump… and Fuck his cabinet… and especially Fuck his base… sweet dreams everyone… I’m tired.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Apparently this asshole is going to tank us worse than what he did with COVID.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. It’s twelve o’clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on or behind the line, this is your song.
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Secretary Not Sure @joe-bauers.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“Vladimir, Stop!”… What is he, a 12 year old girl?
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Loving these emails from all vendors, (ALL) It’s really the building block of confidence… Hey there, Customer So and So! Due to rising costs and tariff fluctuations, we are adjusting our pricing. There is uncertainty ahead, so we can no longer guarantee the price or availability.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
So what is asshole doing to benefit himself today… it’s hard to keep up.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If there is a @godpod.bsky.social ,he better answer our prayers real fucking quick… cause this is horseshit…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The dog who caught the car… so this is a fantastic blanketed response…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Keep your eye on the coconut…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Mr. Art of the Deal…, run your big mouth, then cave like a little bitch, and still claim victory. Stormy was right about his tiny mushroom dick. 🍄 www.npr.org/2025/03/05/n...
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Trump grants automakers temporary relief from tariffs
The White House said President Trump has given automakers a one-month reprieve from tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
WORD
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“O Canada” 🇨🇦… thanks for making Trumps little 2-inch pecker fucking explode… as you buried that absolutely FILTHY top-shelf snipe!
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My current mood knowing Trumps popularity is going down faster than Stormy Daniels on Prom Night…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Where are Trumps parents buried? I wanna piss on their bones for raising such a horrible person.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Deep Throat that Mushroom Dick you suckers…🍄
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Good morning everyone…, Fuck fElon and Vice President Donnie Dipshit.
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’m starting to think Canada may have just inherited half of the country just looking for guidance…
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We made it in…🍻
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Goosed RPM @goosedrpm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Getting caught up on the skeets…
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