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they/them, game dev (programmer) by trade, goose.haus

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goose @goose.haus · 25/04/2026
trying to find the reading but my notes are here, "jaws without the shark" lives rent free in my head
Let's imagine Jaws without the shark
		- The spring breakers would still conflict with the residents
		- The cop would still be burnt out, trying to find a reason to believe
		- Politicians would still be corrupt
		- The shark changes everything, endogenous relations are brought into the sphere of an exogenous force, and the disparate desires are recast as selfish, or lacking in community spirit. The shark is castrating *and* phallic. It denies Amity its usual cathexis, and creates conflict.
		- To think of Amity as boring without the shark is kind of a measure of the degree of Oedipalization.
		- Castration in this case gives rise to the phallus. Amity is easy to understand, Jaws is essentially a western.
		- The shark is illegitimate because it determines ahead of time what its final form should be and then passes judgement on all who come before it in the name of that final form.
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goose @goose.haus · 25/12/2025
okay, so, all aspects of society fall into these four overlapping spheres:
four steam tags from the space warlord baby trading simulator steam page reading

- anime
- gambling
- crime
- management
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goose @goose.haus · 29/10/2025
we don't want a loaf of bread, we want the bakery
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goose @goose.haus · 03/07/2025
okay i ran it back, better the second time
half of a garlic scape puree pizza, scarfed it immediately
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goose @goose.haus · 02/07/2025
garlic scape puree and mozzarella
a pretty nice garlic scape puree and mozzarella pizza
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goose @goose.haus · 31/01/2025
dread pirate dafoe
Willem Dafoe in a Sobeys in Nova Scotia comparing pancake mixes
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goose @goose.haus · 25/12/2024
first time babka
two loaves of chocolate babka cooling on a wire rack, the photographer (out of frame) is kind of proud of them
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goose @goose.haus · 23/10/2024
between jobs and riding bikes 🙂‍↕️
a person looking at the camera and smiling, wearing a white bicycle helmet, sunglasses, and a gray sweater. the background is autumnal. a pink road bike leaned against a gazebo against an autumnal background
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goose @goose.haus · 22/09/2024
potato and shallot sourdough pie
a pizza sitting on a block shot from the top down, covered with potato, shallots, mozzarella and olive oil
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goose @goose.haus · 19/09/2024
this is how we finally convert the roadies
someone riding a fixed gear bicycle with a pretty cool purple rim on the front wheel and a huge messenger bag filled with a baffling amount of office supplies including probably like 2500 pages of printer paper
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goose @goose.haus · 08/09/2024
caprese pie
a pizza topped with sliced tomatos, basil, torn fresh mozzarella, olive oil
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goose @goose.haus · 19/08/2024
pizza sunday, let's use fun vegetables edition.
a pizza sitting on a peel, topped with sliced potato, scallion, rosemary, and a mozzarella/cheddar/smoked cheddar blend.a pizza sitting on a cutting board, shot from directly above. topped with corn and a cheddar/smoked cheddar/mozzarella blend as well as some crema. 2/3s of us don't get on with cilantro, so garlic scapes have been substituted
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goose @goose.haus · 10/07/2024
🫙💦
a jar containing some water, half full, the supposed drinker giving a thumbs up
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goose @goose.haus · 07/06/2024
Claus says great job
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goose @goose.haus · 01/06/2024
yeah, you know, video games!
a video game depicting a first person view of a hand holding a frying pan filled with one egg and several burning cigarettes. a woman in a parka watches as you, the player, cook this cigarette egg
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goose @goose.haus · 25/04/2024
they're real now
a picture of a sticker that says NO SCAB SOFTWARE, ANTI AI ACTION using the Macintosh classic broken computer graphic
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goose @goose.haus · 20/04/2024
working on a lil' sticker
a sticker in the format of the Antifaschistische Aktion logo, top text says NO SCAB SOFTWARE, bottom text says ANTI AI ACTION, a version of the mac classic broken computer image is used in the center in red and black
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goose @goose.haus · 29/02/2024
i love how chipper SunnO)))'s communications person is
a screenshot of an email advertising a flannel for the band SunnO)))

contains enthusiastic exclamation laden text about  the end date for a flannel, for example:

"Tomorrow (3/1) we will be placing the order with the merch. co. !!!!!"

it's just a lovely counterpoint to the band that plays loud slow metal in wizard robes
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goose @goose.haus · 10/11/2023
i read a poll with some weird results this morning but one thing i thought was striking is the number of Canadians who wouldn't care at all if their rep called for a ceasefire. i know the political class drives most of this but wasn't prepared to what extent
a donut graph for the question "would a politician calling for a ceasefire increase, decrease or have no impact on your favourability of them"

53% increase favourability 
33% no effect
14% decrease favourability
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goose @goose.haus · 15/10/2023
i bet Josephus Miller carries dice in his pocket
a photo of Josephus Miller from the expanse with his bad hat
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goose @goose.haus · 08/10/2023
i'm ready
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goose @goose.haus · 21/08/2023
concerned about Charles Martinet's newfound diplomatic immunity
an announcement from Nintendo explaining that Charles Martinet is no longer the voice of Mario, but is moving into the role of Mario Ambassador
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goose @goose.haus · 08/08/2023
when your players keep getting stuck in playtest #gamedev
two posters announcing the arrival of the WorldCoin orbs in SF. each one has graffiti on it, the first graffiti reads "ORWELL WAS RIGHT" which is an extremely game dev piece of graffiti, the other reads "SMASH THE ORBS" which is somehow even more of a game dev piece of graffiti
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goose @goose.haus · 31/07/2023
i can't believe you can just print stickers, what have i been DOING
a sheet of sticker paper covered with the text "this machine hurts leggies" followed by an eyes closed flower in hair kaomoji. you know, for bikes
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goose @goose.haus · 22/07/2023
this limonite stamp rules
a dprk featuring a chunk of limonite, stylized text, and a hot crucible pouring in the background

HFeO2 . nH2O
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goose @goose.haus · 14/07/2023
aside from quoting city bylaws this poster has an energy i hope to match
a poster against pickleball, using dense text, a variety of fonts, and quoting NYC bylaws stating the illegality of the sport
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goose @goose.haus · 10/07/2023
first time working out of Mastering Pizza by Vetri and Joachim, 60% Neapolitan dough. 3 day proof is a lot of work but the dough is strong, and airy
3 slices of Margherita pizza one a cutting boarda full Margherita pizza on a cutting boarda ball of dough being held between two hands
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goose @goose.haus · 09/07/2023
there's a point in Etrian Odyssey Untold 2, like 30 hours in, where you get these two enemy designs in very close proximity and just have to take a lap.
a weird little fish guy with feet from the video game Etrian Odyssey Untold 2a fantasy bison that looks as though it's wearing dentures from Etrian Odyssey Untold 2
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