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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 12/07/2026

"lindsey graham, dead today after a brief but vicious struggle with dookie diarrhea disease"

dana carvey as tom brokaw doing a pretape announcing lindsey graham's death

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 08/07/2026

as a greg who does ui design: what the hell, man

"introducing greg 2. the next generation of crof.ai models. radically better at ui design."

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 25/06/2026

when my post gets zero likes

slide from the crazy softbank investor deck that says "goose was not valued"

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 16/06/2026

quartiles, your word list is woefully out of date

screenshot: the quartiles puzzle says “yassified” is not a word

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 27/03/2026

you can always tell a dk main

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 07/01/2026

sure, say what you want about “accessibility” or “usability” or “not looking like a garbage”, but i can finally identify Real Lettuce thanks to this full-device-height carousel

a screenshot of the “real food” website that says “eat real lettuce” with an illustration of lettuce that is somehow not quite any of the many shades of green found in actual lettuce

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 30/12/2025

they’re calling it the least appealing CTA of all time

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 15/12/2025

he achieved swag levels beyond our understanding. rip

a gloriously mulleted college-age steve taneyhill looks with bemusement at a similarly mulleted "carolina" cap

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 28/11/2025

just listening to this clip over and over, getting into the blam mindset

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 28/11/2025

this is leading me to places that i never could have dreamed of

a picture of a guy holding his head, but also his head is opening up? maybe? and the inside is full of a ton of network cables criss-crossing and draping in front of a bunch of network switches. it doesn't quite make sense geometrically because the top of his head is still intact. i guess it's more like he's a toad from super mario bros, and the inside of his toad-head hat has a cutaway so that you can see that it's full of network cables.

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 24/10/2025

everyone is clowning on this but i think it looks pretty cool

a frame from the "ai game" video centered in the user interface from the hit sega cd game "sewer shark"

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 19/10/2025

mfw when i have obviously diminished capacity and the people around me are taking advantage of me

the ai-generated picture trump posted of himself with a crown flying a plane

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 03/09/2025

the rare gem that has only one search result (for now)

kagi search result for "amtartoca". there is but one result: the aforementioned word search puzzle

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 27/07/2025

hell yeah. hell yeah. let’s go

a museum exhibit titled “paperweights of the world”

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 14/07/2025

just wait for the one that comes in a plastic brian kelly head

photo from reddit user jmanprods of seven simpsons dvd sets. they all have matching cardboard sleeves except for season 6, which is contained in a plastic homer head

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 14/07/2025

you're not a part of our system

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 07/07/2025

i was hoping ios 26 beta 3 would fix the overdone blur/fade at the top and bottom of the viewport, but it's still there and as bad as ever. this UI with two usable controls obscures more of the content than the previous UI with five usable controls. what are we doing here

screenshot of the ios 26 beta 3 news app. the top and bottom sections of the news article listing are blurry and faded. two floating action buttons are in the bottom corners of the screen. three of the news stories are about the current dumbass united states administration

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 26/06/2025

it’s no glen rice shooting a free throw, but it’ll do

nba in the zone 98 cover with glen rice shooting a free throw. he’s really concentrating hard on it. this box art is the high point of the charlotte hornets franchise

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 22/05/2025

that was the one! the street fighter anniversary collection guide. just dug it out to marvel at this glorious data

sample page of ryu’s section of the street fighter anniversary collection guide. contains detailed frame data for each attack

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 20/03/2025

the oxo one is good and the carafe makes you feel like you're doing a coffee science thing

oxo cold brew coffee maker. it also has a little glass of iced coffee and a mug of hot coffee over to the side in case you didn't realize this was a coffee thing.

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 17/03/2025

trying to wishlist. what am i doing wrong

0 steam search results for “absolute dogshit”

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 22/01/2025

if there is a trademark symbol on the shirt, you blew it (with the exception of in-universe trademark symbols)

a white splatoon 3 t-shirt with black iconography

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 07/01/2025

yes, it's unidirectional (we all like the thrill of the chase)

diagram of a ring network topology example: six PCs connected in a circle

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 05/01/2025

amazing. i can barely recognize wario in that model

screenshot of pilotwings 64 with wario on mount rushmore

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 27/12/2024

they tried a more upscale version a couple of years back, but maybe people just want Exactly Lunchables plus a bare minimum of plausible deniability

photo of an Oscar Mayer "Meat & Cheese Plates" package. it's a Lunchables but with Triscuit crackers and upscale branding.

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 22/12/2024

updating the holy polycule chart to reflect this new revelation

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 21/12/2024

to keep the mystique alive, here are apple music’s lyrics to the first track (these lyrics absolutely do not appear in the song)

iPhone screenshot of incorrect lyrics to Swamp Dogg’s “Do You Believe”. Starting with:
“Yo, yo, listen up, it’s ya boy Swamp
All we do is mop when in coding class”

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 17/12/2024

whatever combination of content blockers i'm running makes it look like every washington post story is legitimately just two paragraphs long. "news in brief" is my favorite onion section, so this works tbh

screenshot of a washington post story. the complete text of the story follows:

COLLEGE GROVE, Tenn. - Nate Bargatze loves fast food. He loves big-box stores and the suburbs and TNT marathons of Die Hard. He finds felicity in the familiar, comfort in the caloric, originality in the ordinary.
"I had McDonald's last night," he says while golfing on a chilly November morning at the Troubadour, an exclusive club and private community where he is building a house for his family.

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 13/12/2024

missed out on bitcoin but i'm getting in on the ground floor here

search for "polio vaccine bulk" on ask jeeves

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 12/12/2024

it is 1974. bill belichick’s 25-year-old girlfriend helps him wipe off the gallons of mayonnaise dumped on his head by a group of giddy college students. it is 2025.

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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 28/11/2024

thanksgiving basketball with thanksgiving football characteristics

halftime score: iowa state 9, south carolina 35

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