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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts

@goorofmycomforts.bsky.social
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Account that posts daily facts of Goo and The Floor from III that are totally real and not fabricated

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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Whenever I feel like it Goor fact: Just cuz I don’t post here ever doesn’t mean I’m not Goor pilled. They are married on my Tomodachi island and have two kids
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Daily(?) Goor Facts (?): Day ??? Oh my god. Now the only question is will The Floor Floor Rug be coming back with the rest of the redesigned plushies
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Man I keep forgetting to post here damn
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 80 If I put The Floor in The Evil Factory I think he’d go along with Goo and Bot’s murder plot
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I seriously posted this and then died for 3 days
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 79 If they were legumes then Goo would be a chickpea and the Floor would be a lentil. Yes this is all I have today
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 78 Everyone should get as insane about shipping characters who practically never interact as I am with Goor. Everyone go stupid
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 77 Goor’s gay. I’m gay. Woahg
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 76 Goor is like Suitloon Goor….Suitloon
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Made a Suitloon reference and then immediately forgot to post the next day oops
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 76 Goor is like Suitloon if you think about it (anxious orb who likes writing x Australian cannibal)
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 75 Goo gets squeamish when thinking about eating gelatin because he thinks the consistency is too similar to his body meanwhile The Floor ate a guy and would do it again
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 74 “Goor is a bad name for them” well the other option was Floo so. Pick ya poison
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 73 They never actually asked each other out, they officially ‘got together’ when Bot told them they were a cute couple and they both went “What? I mean, ok.” and that’s history
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 72 Being a Goor fan was hard enough when all I had was them standing next to each other. Now they are literally never standing next to each other. What is a rarepairer to do
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Ah damn I forgot to post yesterday. Sorry I was gaming
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 71 I hope they end up making a Goo plushie (possibly likely) and bring back The Floor rug (not as likely)
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 70 Goor but if they where Modest Mouse albums (funnily enough, Goo is the green one and The Floor is the blue one. Also does anyone fuck with Modest Mouse)
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 69 (nice) Both are asexual to me. Actually every II character is asexual to me because if I was in charge of creating other people, I’d make them asexual
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 68 Ah fuck they my singing monstered my Goor
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 67 (don’t) Goo has taken to talking to Trophy about missing The Floor during the competition. Trophy, despite trying to be a better person, can not even begin to care
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 66 If they were hamsters Goo would be a roborovski dwarf hamster and The Floor would be a Chinese dwarf hamster (no its fine I just didn’t think I’d be Chinese)
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 65 AnimationEpic decided to separate Goo and The Floor in season 4 because they specifically hate me. They sent me a letter in the mail to prove it
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 64 Shhhhh they are sleeping
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 63 To celebrate the world’s best II ship, make sure to go out into a heavily populated area and yell “I LOVE GOOR” at the top of your lungs. People will definitely know what you’re talking about
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 62 Part two of them as sea creatures: venomous edition The Floor as a Reef Stonefish and Goo as a Bluebottle/Man o’ War
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 61 They are desserts. Behold
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 60 The real The Floor from Inanimate Insanity commented on my Goor edit so it’s canon now
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 59 If they were Monster flavors, The Floor would be Aussie Lemonade (duh) and Goo would be Wild Berry Rehab
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 58 They’ve breached containment once more
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 57 If you think about it, Goo and The Floor’s combined aesthetic is Frutiger Aero
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 56 The Floor’s face here reminds me of this
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 55 Imagine putting Goo in here too. Stack them
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 54 I miss all three of them interacting where did all invitational friends go
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 53 The reason Goo is so happy to be on the green team in episode 3 is because the green reminds him of The Floor and he misses him The green also reminds him of Bot and he misses them. Goo misses a lot of people rn
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Daily Goor Facts: Day 52
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 51 If they were otters, then Goo would be an Asian Small Clawed Otter and The Floor would be a Hairy-Nosed Otter Don’t ask what vibes led me to these choices. I have no idea
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 50 Shit man idk you tell me
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 49 If Goo and The Floor are ever in the same frame in the next episode I’ll eat a spoonful of mayonnaise
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 48 The Floor is in the process of trying to bribe Bot into letting Goo win II4. Despite Bot saying there probably won’t be a winner. And also saying that they’re kinda dealing with an attempted murder
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 47 Why aren’t you helping. He’s being squished
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 46 *recovers instantly* Goo would be the Ultimate Filmmaker and The Floor would be the Ultimate Understudy (would have been ultimate co-host but that’s MePad, or Toilet, so he’s the understudy)
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 45 If Goo and The Floor were in Danganronpa, their ultimates would be- *I walk into an electric fence*
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 44 Goor color slug
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 43 Goo has a weak spice tolerance, meanwhile The Floor can handle practically any spicy food
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 42 This offer remains on the table
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 41 The literal only other time I’ve seen someone mention Goor without me bringing it up first was this Twitter post. I got @ed in this so many times
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 40 Technically MikeWrites on Ao3 has made the best Goo x The Floor fic This is because it’s the only Goor fic
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 39 I think they’d both love listening to thunderstorms as they cuddle together
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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts @goorofmycomforts.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Daily Goor Fact: Day 38 This is their son who has every disease
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