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Your dads a gooner

@goonydad.bsky.social
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lets take bets on how long I last 🥴
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Locked or unlocked?
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Doctors is putting me on the skinny shot 😭 so if anyone wants to see this belly jiggle while pounding out my fat ass, inquire within
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who likes fat boys?
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Someone hop on cam and get me gooned 😵‍💫
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Good morning hot dudes in my phone
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The only tank it doesn’t cost $75 to fill up
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Those cowards on Twitter keep posting with their underwear on, but here I am showing CRACK AND NUTS!!!!
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Guess we’re starting a Grommr 🥴
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Spend a couple hours last night gooned out with my mouth on the best pussy I’ve ever tasted. Could have lived between those legs with my mouth on that t-dick for DAYS.
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Must be jelly cu- fuck it you know the rest
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In this house, every day is Fat Tuesday
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You wake up to this view, wyd?
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Last bate before the @jackscrny.bsky.social party tomorrow 🥴
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Post 4 dicks to defend your dick card
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is the video I accidentally sent to a snap group made specifically to share pics of our pets. Dogs and cats? Yes. HOG? Frowned upon. Send your condolences to my DMs.
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just got my first “no fatty‘s” message in a very long time on Grindr and I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy. He has NO idea what he’s missing.
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Felt big and breedable here
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
One week in the sun does the body good
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Reskeet if you’re a bator and want other bators to add you 😵‍💫
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Let’s see how sunburnt I get on this vacation
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
These titties need to be sucked on
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Can you tell I’m excited for my first @jackscrny.bsky.social party tonight 🥴
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
What are you getting your lips on first? Nips? Dick? Hole?
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Is it really a Disney vacation until you have a cast member over to your hotel room for a goon session?
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Haven’t hooked up in exactly six months and my poor dick and butt are so lonely 🥺
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Haven’t jerked off in four days and my balls literally ACHE??
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
New bate chair has me showing a lot more ass than normal 🥴
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Can you tell I’m feral for a dick in my butt??
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Did I do it right?
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Saturdays are for the…. Saturdays
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You know it’s fall when the long John’s come out
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
25 to 30 has been great for me 🥴😈
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Nothing beats a greased up saturbate
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Feeling hot and HEAVYYYY
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Happy hump dayyyy
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Hooked up the BF’s old PS2 and and I have essentially been alternating between playing Simpsons Road rage and jerking off for the last 24 hours
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Stroke Cartel @strokecartel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Felt big this morning
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Found this deep in my hidden folder, I miss this mirror 🥴
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m fat, I have a cock, and it’s Friday
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
See a wiggle, post a wiggle 🤙🏻
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Buddy: the sound of your cock slapping against your big belly makes me feral. Me:
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Who’s replacing my plastic pussy 🥴😈
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Cumshot on my tits but make it ✨art✨
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Doms and other Sluts feel free to DM @jackofspadeshole.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Haven’t sent a 1am “come over” text in a while, but I was feeling feral 🥴
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Someone come touch my belly and tits, dick and balls optional
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Goonbator @dbator30.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Repost this if you are a porn addicted chronic compulsive masturbator. Let’s find each other and connect with more addicts 😈
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Your dads a gooner @goonydad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Morning bate before work come trigger me 🥴
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