gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 29/09/2026everyone has their own connection with anal ofc but for me its v important that porn has the penetrative role in this relationship 030
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 22/08/2026the cruel algebra of fetish ideonomy dictates all anxieties can be remixed with cuckoldry & bc annihilation-lust requires no self-actualization every discourse eventually succumbs to this frame 2101
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 20/08/2026dont like how the narrow term wireheading has been conceptually gaped to include infinite addiction attractor basins which arent fun. yes wireheading will be psychosexually messier than popping a pill but the critical property is that its fun & thats why its good & those other basins are bad 230
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 08/08/2026if you use the same email/password on sketchy porn sites & also important personal accounts (but i repeat myself) you should probably stop doing that 160
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 03/07/2026probably an essay to be written about the merit & value & role of curation & especially tech-assisted artistic workflows forcing ppl to confront framing of art as search problem over the last 30 or so years & parallels between this discourse & the long history of porn repost accounts 1123
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 03/07/2026in the throes of weed paranoia i always forget the first load doesnt kill the vibe at all it just takes the pressure off & then i can goon properly 3151
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 11/06/2026squirted out another one of these gooncultist.substack.com/p/goonbabble-2gooncultist.substack.comgoonbabble #2life in the anthro-epicine 253
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 25/05/2026psa yummy has resumed the series & released p-sluts 84. god bless 030
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 11/05/2026ive tried to write a blog post on 'porn addiction' like four times & deleted them bc they were sooo obnoxious. i was cringing so much reading the drafts that i started getting erect 2112
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 04/05/2026sublime 3 day porn weekend. fucked a 4lb container of marshmallow fluff while gf regurgitated strawberries into my mouth 090
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 01/05/2026type of guy who actually uses the jav titles bot to find new jav 070
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 21/04/2026ah the good old days where you had to roleplay around the concepts that knock the base model into some weird basin 160
Reposted by gooncultistCAGE GIRL 💫 @puppypatented.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Morning goon sesh ☀️✨ + You dont have to feel guilty about going for a long time + Morning caffine + You can f*ck the bagel before you eat it~! - Deadlines during the day Night goon sesh 🌃💤 + Hopefully all your chores are done so you can just clopp away + Screens look better in the dark - Sleepy 1142
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 16/03/2026jerked off in gunge slime this weekend & it didnt stain anything but it did somehow dye my nails bright pink 190
Reposted by gooncultistr-worded g-word @analogooner.bsky.social · 14/03/2026some assembly required albolene not included 3132
Reposted by gooncultistShad0wgoone @shad0wgoone.bsky.social · 27/02/2026What a great time to be addicted to porn. 0314
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 08/02/2026been meaning to talk about ace's work & this one feels like a good time 1224
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 05/02/2026much like big red sun the kolitz harpers piece is an entertaining romp through one guy's wildly hallucinated impression of a subculture. whereas i actually fuck burgers and stuff 260
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 05/02/2026twitter network effects seem unusually sticky until you remember that pornhub is still the most popular tube site even after purging 80% of their content 6 years ago 070
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 03/02/2026thats just pukeslop. you only like it bc it has the best dickfeel in the known universe 050
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 31/01/2026wankbattle? good luck im behind 7 layers of browser sub-agents 161
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 27/01/2026have i fetishized the gooncave mise en place too hard or do i have ocd 150
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 24/01/2026"neutral TTS voice over clipspam" formula still goated hypnotube.com/video/the-po... 031
Reposted by gooncultistRuby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 14/01/2026'Porn-brained' should never be used in a derogatory manner. It should only be the highest imaginable praise for girls whose minds are so warped by porn it gives them insight necessary to come up with art so sicko/pornographic it reframes your conception of sexuality and makes you cum on the spot. 234074
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 07/01/2026shawtys like a pmv in my head that i cant keep out got me pumping like ngh-ngh-ngh-ngh every day 0152
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 05/01/2026pmvhaven sure picked an interesting time to try to quarantine all AI-generated videos on a separate domain 070
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 03/01/2026ctrl+t gooncultist dot com => blog => click click click gooncultist.substack.com/p/goonbabble-1gooncultist.substack.comgoonbabble #1against porn-exclusionary batesexualty 2115
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 29/12/2025in 2026 im going to review all 83 scenes in the p-sluts series. please hold me to this 050
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 29/12/2025read the harpers article again & all i could think was "this is girlcock erasure" 2141
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 22/11/2025"attraction to oneself" never really resonated with me & more useful conception of autosexuality would be like "attraction to sexually experiencing oneself" 090
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 04/11/2025is there a name for this aesthetic. only thing i can come up with is "licensed gamecube covers" 2110
Reposted by gooncultistAbyssFlesh @abyssflesh.bsky.social · 23/03/2025If nothing else, it is a golden age for art that you experience through your genitals 0203
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 25/10/2025sometimes i look at stuff from the before tumblr nsfw ban & im like damn aside from cringe/tism we really havent innovated aesthetically at all 070
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 22/10/2025oh snap didnt realize this was out broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed 3347
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 21/09/2025i should do a thread of pmvs with wild music choices pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...pmvhaven.comA Cruel Angel's Tease 4k60 upscaleExperience the mesmerizing PMV - A Cruel Angel's Tease 4k60 upscale created by Schizophyllum 161
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 28/08/2025webtease. now theres a word you dont hear much these days 170
gooncultist @gooncultist.com · 05/08/2025i have now watched all 82 p-sluts scenes. feels like next evolutionary step & maybe apotheosis of gonzo 130