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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need a new rule: if an officer doesn’t wear a body cam, then they’re guilty until proven innocent. Guaranteed, they’d all demand them and they’d all wear them. 100% instantaneous compliance. apple.news/Aen25QPYqSDC...
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ICE officer who shot man in Austin was issued a body camera but wasn’t wearing it — NBC News
Officials said it was not clear why he was not wearing it. Meanwhile, another officer’s body camera only captured partial footage of the shooting.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Claude fails miserably at tracking its own conversations. I just told it that it was more like "Artificial 90-y/o dementia" than "Artificial Intelligence," and it literally responded "That's a fair hit."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This keeps happening.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There really is no bottom for American conservatives. There is no limit to how low they will go. www.lawcommentary.com/articles/okl...
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Oklahoma Prisoners Paid $2 an Hour to Make Political Calls for Conservative Super PAC | Law Commentary
Oklahoma prisoners were paid $2 an hour to make political calls linked to a conservative super PAC while a private contractor paid the state $10 for every inmate hour worked, under a prison call-cente...
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don’t own these, but only because they’re not good enough yet. True AR glasses (eg a lighter, less unwieldy version of Apple’s Vision Pro) have tremendous potential in both professional and home use… but I fear they may not take off, because some people are pervs. apple.news/AZ6dY81mSTxC...
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I wear Meta’s ‘pervert glasses’ every day – now I understand why people hate them — Stuff
I know exactly why the Meta Ray Bans are on my face. The problem, though, is that nobody else around me does.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every parent of a teenage boy should print this and post it on their refrigerator. Their disgusting misogyny was bad enough by itself, but their entire shtick was a lie. There is nothing to admire or emulate about these two pieces of human shit. www.thedailybeast.com/barrons-mano...
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Barron’s Manosphere Pals Forced to Make Embarrassing Wealth Admission
The Tate brothers essentially owned none of the luxury items they constantly posted about, their lawyers admitted.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Any Republican who has supported this regime and who then accepts this treatment for themselves or their family should only be allowed to have the treatment if they promise never to vote again. apple.news/AnKAwMjEXQiK...
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Cancer treatment could face landmark moment with promising vaccine — The Washington Post
A therapy using the same mRNA technology in coronavirus vaccines showed positive results in a trial for skin cancer patients, drugmakers Moderna and Merck said.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
By far the best analysis I’ve seen yet of this story. apple.news/Ad0iRZ6VURvO...
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The Truths That Failed Jason Arday — The Atlantic
Systemic, ritualized dishonesty undid the Cambridge professor.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Help build a monument to that ‘sad little bitch’ Elon Musk — The Verge
Cards Against Humanity is gearing up to build “something that will annoy Elon Musk,” and it’s crowdfunding the project with its usual flavor of vulgarity.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rand Paul should really have his medical license revoked. Nobody who is either this stupid or this manipulative should get to call themselves “Doctor.” apple.news/AtgzB9RGWTiy...
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There’s No Vaccine for Stupid — The Bulwark
Innumerate Republican senators castigate Fauci for something he didn’t do.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Every single news story like this should start with ”Self-described ‘deal maker’ Trump fails again to secure deal.“ Trump has failed way more than he has succeeded in life, and the media — whom Trump attacks incessantly as the enemy — should really focus more on that. apple.news/AtoMVs4WARAO...
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Netanyahu rejects Gaza peace plan, vows no military withdrawal until Hamas disarms — CBS News
President Trump hailed the peace plan​ as a "historic agreement for the complete disarmament of Hamas and all other groups in Gaza."
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
These idiotic chucklefuck fascists all belong in jail. apple.news/AOd7TCELkS0-...
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It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico — Futurism
"When those lights go out, man, you know you are in big trouble." When the Federal Aviation Administration shut down air traffic to El Paso Airport earlier this year, nobody could have guessed than an...
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The entire family belongs in jail. The evidence will keep mounting. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Capital One says it closed Trump Organization’s accounts after anti-money-laundering review
Disclosure from 2021 investigation marks first time a bank has formally tied money-laundering concerns to Donald Trump
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think this falls into the “no shit, Sherlock” category. apple.news/AvlGzxfsaTIe...
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Bryan Johnson says he might have taken 'this whole longevity thing too far' — Business Insider
Updated Jul 30, 2026, 4:22 PM GMT Bryan Johnson says he is having second thoughts about his antiaging experiment. Bloomberg/Getty Images Longevity evangelist Bryan Johnson says he is having second tho...
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have been saying this for decades, and it’s true more now than ever.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If America is to survive, then the next time a Democrat is president, it is imperative that this be their narrative: “I am going to use and abuse every ounce of power inappropriately given to me by the SCOTUS, but I encourage congress to come together to stop me for the sake of democracy.”
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ummm…
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
*THAT’S* the dumbest thing you ever said? Dude, you need to go back and listen to a few hundred hours of yourself. This isn’t even in the top 100 dumbest things you’ve said. Don’t get me wrong, it was dumb… but you say a lot of REALLY dumb shit. apple.news/AMriybUqXS9G...
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Vance calls his ‘childless cat ladies’ comment ‘one of the dumbest things I ever said’ — NBC News
Vice President JD Vance, who previously stood by the insult of Kamala Harris and other Democrats, writes in his new book that the remarks were “a clear moment where I failed.”
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If the choice between Talarico and morally bankrupt Paxton isn’t 100% patently obvious to Texans, then they really should just give up the facade of being Christian, and they should never, ever again utter the words “character matters.”
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I fully support sending billionaires to Mars. Like… all of them. gizmodo.com/spacex-taps-...
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SpaceX Taps Crypto Billionaire to Lead First Crewed Mission to Mars
SpaceX shared new details about a crewed Mars flyby in the lead-up to Thursday's Flight 12 launch attempt.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’ve been saying this for quite some time, but my social media game is crap, nobody follows me or cares what I have to say (and I’m fundamentally OK with that). 🤣 johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/no-good-pe...
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No, Good People Don't Still Support Him
Everyone believes they're essentially a good human being.
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fuck. I think it may be time to “lose” my passport so I can get a new one ASAP before this bullshit goes through. www.thebulwark.com/p/exclusive-...
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EXCLUSIVE: State Dept. Finalizing Plan to Put Trump Picture on U.S. Passports
The new design would mark yet another U.S. government property upon which the president has plastered his likeness.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The United States under Trump has truly become a shit hole country. healthpolicy-watch.news/us-isolated-...
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Only US Votes Against Women’s Rights Document At UN Commission - Health Policy Watch
President of the UN General Assembly Annalena Baerbock told the opening of CSW that the backlash against women's rights "feels as though we are forced to
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
About 80% of the Trump news cycle could just be Trump sycophants declaring “fake news, that’s not what he meant, he would never say anything so terrible,” and Trump responding “yes it is, that’s exactly what I meant.“
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This is called ”Darwinism.” If you make this utterly moronic request, then you do not deserve the blood that others sacrificed to donate. apple.news/A18SwDHmvQhG...
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Requests for blood from unvaccinated donors is harming patients — New Scientist
Patients are requesting that blood transfusions come from people who they know have not been vaccinated against covid-19, which can cause dangerous delays
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What? Rich, right-wing fear mongers were spinning us a line of bullshit? Nooooo... inconceivable! capitalandmain.com/despite-apoc...
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Despite Apocalyptic Warnings, California Fast Food Wage Hike Didn’t Kill Jobs
UC Berkeley study finds employment held steady — and only pennies were added to menu prices.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“At this point…”? 🤣🤣😘 This should say “I can’t believe I was so stupid that I didn’t see how completely obvious it is that…”
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing. His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It's bad. NIH: www.nih.gov/news-events/... NEJM: www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Earth shatteringly myopic. morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...
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BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service
The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Prediction: Once his regime is toppled, photos of statues of Trump pulled to the ground will litter textbooks alongside similar photos of other dictatorial statues, reminding us of Trump’s rightful place on the garbage heap of history.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Unless he and his kids are signing up right now, this SFB can just F right TF off. apple.news/Anesui8CBQJK...
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Rob Schneider calls for U.S. military draft for men and women amid Iran war — Entertainment Weekly
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Truly fucking evil. America under Trump has no morals whatsoever. apple.news/AgFVLNBIASLm...
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Iran images appear to show land mines scattered by U.S. forces, a first in years — The Washington Post
The land mines were photographed in a village outside Shiraz, about three miles from one of several nearby Iranian ballistic missile sites.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@fetterman.senate.gov is what happens when a democrat suffers brain damage: he starts acting like a republican.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it — FORTUNE
March 23, 2026, 11:14 AM ET U.S. President Donald Trump stops to speak to reporters as he departs the White House on March 20, 2026 in Washington, DC. The U.S. government is insolvent. That’s not hype...
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What??!!?? Trump did something that was utter bullshit and lied about it? You’re kidding! Inconceivable! www.commondreams.org/news/pharma-...
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As TrumpRx Scam Does Virtually Nothing, Big Pharma Jacks Up Prices on Cancer Drugs | Common Dreams
Report reveals Big Pharma raising prices on cancer drugs despite Trump's claims of price cuts. Patients struggle with financial burden.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Undeniably, indisputably the scummiest, most disgusting, most utterly immoral person to ever hold the office of POTUS. If I ever again hear a republican say “character matters,“ I am going to laugh in their face.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Joke’s on him! The Trump administration shits on the Constitution every day! “I have rights,” you say? Pshaw! Not with this regime! apple.news/AtTv-jt2ISYu...
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A U.S. Citizen Now Runs Mexico’s Top Drug Cartel—and Targeting Him Is Complicated — The Wall Street Journal
The California-born stepson of the late kingpin ‘El Mencho’ enjoys constitutional protections other capos could only dream of
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This kind of thing needs to happen WAY more often. www.mediaite.com/media/news/a...
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Alumni of Pam Bondi’s Law School Threaten to Cut Off Donations If School Doesn’t Denounce Her Over Epstein Hearing
Stetson Law alumni are threatening to cut off donations if the school refuses to denounce Attorney General Pam Bondi for her handling of the Epstein files.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The people who say that Trump plays 4D chess neglect to acknowledge that Trump SUCKS ASS at chess. It doesn’t matter how many dimensions you play in if you fucking suck at the game.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Of course he can't. That's why he won't "litigate" it, because he would lose miserably. His argument that people are overwhelmingly in support of it (a dubious claim) is more a statement on their marketing efforts than on the merits of the legislation.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I don't believe in lying out of shame, but they're certainly not making it easy for us to keep admitting that we're American. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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RFK Jr posts shirtless AI video of himself wrestling a Twinkie to Limp Bizkit song
Robert Kennedy Jr’s heightened concern over Americans’ diets comes as measles has been reported in 31 states
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Imagine that one of the dumbest, laziest kids in high school declares he's going to take the final exam after Week 1 of class. Then he asks everybody in the class to help, but loudly boasts that he doesn't really need anybody, he just wants to see how loyal you are to him. Welcome to TrumpWorld.
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Goofy Brain @goofybrain.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Abandoning moral leadership is going to bite us in the ass. When braindead Hegseth says the gloves are off, he has no appreciation for what it means when a determined enemy also abandons the rules of engagement. Hope our troops have good gas masks. apple.news/AOJM50CYVTCy...
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Hegseth ignored military officials when he slashed offices that limit risk to civilians — POLITICO
The Defense secretary’s decision to cut offices that mitigate civilian harm faces renewed attention as the Pentagon investigates a strike that killed hundreds of Iranian children.
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