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Goof Monring

@goofmonring.bsky.social
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Wishing you all a goof monring and a goof evengin, too. 43.6532° N, 79.3832° W, on the shore of Lake Ontario Nasty by nature Canadian.

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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I knew we'd get a second summer. #toronto #weather
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is he also peeping what appears to be a jacket with vent(s) stitched closed? The device in the front pocket makes those terrible trousers look even worse. Put it in your jacket's inner breast pocket, you animal.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She was great on the Mindy Project, too.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These two can barely sanction the buffoonery.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy is just happy to be standing behind them.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#toronto
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The federal government uses the term "newcomer" and that's why many publicly-funded organizations also use it. I think it's a good solution.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He is the very model of a modern major-general.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this kid an all-grown-up pilot now?
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm getting Streisand vibes from that face,
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This stuff isn't bad. The spicing seems right.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, they thought the body of water that Halifax is perched on, is Lake Ontario?
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm still salty about KWT's endorsement of Moise. I respect KWT but that was a huge misstep. Moise only cares about self-aggrandizement via kissing up to developers. He clearly doesn't care about community or people.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please read the whole piece. While no one wanted PP to win, many of us were wary of electing a banker for PM for these reasons.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
See also: Dylan Cease. I'm kidding! I'm a Jays fan! I kid!
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore seldom crosses my mind or appears on my radar so I never imagined we'd share the same views. I've actually heard Sheeran's music & never liked it & don't understand his appeal. This part of Macklemore's statement really resonated with me.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I couldn't believe this was real so I looked it up. "Uncle Sam focused on simply relieving constipation instead of the array of health issues they wanted to address." In 1968, "the Uncle Sam plant was attacked by vandals in May 1968, with more than 50 windows smashed early on a Saturday morning."
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Haystacks" aka Shredded Wheat
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Kirkland Stuffed Queens reign in my household.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They'll be paid in Schrute bucks, likely, if paid at all.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Libérez le p'tit gars de Shawinigan! Il a 92 ans.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The current Bethany resembles Bet, a bit. Maybe it's just the expression.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What a ridiculous statement. They weren't "defying" anyone. It's the legal name of the lake, they were performing on the shore of it. It's a Cdn band performing in their hometown, where they're free to say anything, so, not bold. They weren't afraid to say it. Go home ChatGPT, you're drunk.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
φτου φτου φτου
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He's got that ventriloquist's dummy mouth and chin. Very on brand for being a brainless mouthpiece.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There is a parallel between Ireland/England and Palestine/Israel. How do you not comprehend that. Or you do, and won't admit your pro-Zionist stance. Keep obfuscating. Your communication skills aren't great, kid.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You want a supportive message? Call your mother. We're busy digging in and getting it done. We don't have for meaningless apologies or assuaging your guilt. Trauma dump on an American account, not a Canadian one.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This actor was the boss and was so unfunny. The scenery chewing and hamming it up they relied on for that role was cringey.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh, dayum! KWT endorsed Chris Moise (the incumbent) after she gave up the seat. Sadly, I listened to her & Moise is a huge disappointment. Not sure I'm going to trust this endorsement just yet. Victoria Davis seems interesting but I don't know enough abt her. #torontopoli #ward13 #torontocentre
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I noticed the Rottblott's building here and had to check if they were in that building during this time. They were at Bathurst and Front then.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pouring one out for Snowball I
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He's deleted & blocked me. Typical of someone who won't fight. I'll leave this here.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's giving
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
JFC, someone take grampa's phone away. What in the methed-up-squirrel hell is that mess?
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's dirtbag day at Coxwell & Gerrard. Watch out for these two. www.tps.ca/media-centre...
2 different men wanted by Toronto police for assaults in the Coxwell and Gerrard area.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is my fave part, where the barely-seen hand makes him his Hammer Dance.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#toronto #theesplanade
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Has he tried buying clothes from outside of the Junior Misses department? He could find something that fits.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dini Petty was a traffic reporter flying a pink helicopter 50 years ago. Too bad Ian didn't know that.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Talk about putting your back into it. What a terrible fit.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This looks like a sponge that dried to a rigid state and then spray painted brown. It will not yield to your front teeth when you bite it.
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Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So many American media accounts covering this & cluttering up the Toronto feed. Is it because of the words, "Latin festival?" That is disgusting & yet on-brand for American mainstream media. That's not how Toronto is. It's a street fest & ppl go because that's what we like doing in the summer.
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