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the Good Salt Witch

@goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network
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38 | they/them | writer of smut, nonsense, & happy endings | header coconutmilkyway | pfp Gala | be 18 or over to follow please I post NSFW| many ships, some problematic | mtorolite on AO3 ko-fi.com/goodsaltwitch throne.com/thegoodsaltwitch

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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/08/2026
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/07/2026
KANKIBA ART!! I commissioned this sketch from @pantscadaa.bsky.social and I am delighted in all ways by it and my brain is frantically trying to turn it into a fanfic because that's how I do. Please look at it and love them with me. #kankiba #Kankurou #KibaInuzuka
A greyscale picture of Kankurou and Kiba Inuzuka from Naruto, sitting together on a couch. Kiba has a hand (and mouth) full of popcorn. Kankurou has a remote in one hand and the other slung over Kiba's shoulders. The popcorn bowl is in his lap. Kiba is chowing down on popcorn while Kankurou smiles at him. Also I love them.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/07/2026
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL FACE KANKUROU MADE
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/06/2026
Leave me a fanfic trope and I will give it a grade!
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/05/2026
Gwen had a visitor today on CATTV (the bird feeder out back) and she was FURIOUS.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/04/2026
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/04/2026
Kessel and I often see critters on our sundown walks. This was one of two foxes today (at max zoom on my camera we were a good distance away). Both seemed to have mange pretty badly, poor things.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/04/2026
Sauce is thickening and meat is almost done!
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/04/2026
First day in a while I have been up to cooking, and we're having braised sticky ribs tonight.
Pork ribs in a brown marinade inside of a Dutch oven
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/04/2026
New fanfic trope just dropped, the inherent intimacy of using the dual first person pronoun to talk about something shared by the character and their lover
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/04/2026
This wasn't one of today's Tasks but I got Gwen Gwenynen a harness so we can attach a lead and let her on the deck without her going on an Incredible Journey. She's not best pleased, but she would enjoy the sunshine on the porch if she can be contained.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/04/2026
This cat has been laying on my belly purring like mad for forty minutes and whacking my arm every time I stop providing scritches. Please, Gwen, I want to sleep. (Gwen is not the reason I cannot sleep but she is not helping)
A tortoiseshell cat purring on someone's stomach.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/04/2026
I have started outlining in a new way, with blank cards divided up by acts and world building notes, and I am finding it helpful. It might be the physical act of writing, it might be being able to move the cards around, it might be the satisfaction of seeing a story's stack get fat with ideas.
White cards with writing on them bundled with blue rubberbands and with blue and yellow tabs inside a plastic turquoise box
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/03/2026
Chill Hamster poomang.com/en/t/smooth_...
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/03/2026
I am making a "WIP jar" for those days that I can't decide what to work on, and I ended up with two strips leftover from all my trimmings. My mind is trying to convince me to come up with two MORE WIPs so I don't have leftover strips.
A glass jar full of colored paper strips sits on a pink mat. Two blue green, blank strips sit on top. There is a laptop in the background.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/03/2026
This is by ijessbeast on Instagram (sharing okay with credit) and I will now be using it as a reaction image every time someone tries to get me to watch, read, or view some slop.
A sketch in brown of Sukuna from JJK, shirtless and in his original form, saying 'nope that shit's AI'
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/03/2026
@shippeh.bsky.social this is the big reveal. that he's adorable
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/03/2026
My son is here!!!!
Salt's son, a Kankurou Funko pop with a partially unwrapped puppet, stands on a pink quilting mat surface. He is resplendent.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/03/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ONLY TWO YEARS UNTIL I AM FORTY I AM EXCITED AND I AM MAKING MYSELF CHOCOLATE ORANGE TART THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE I LOVE IT BEING MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I AM ALLOWED TO CELEBRATE SURVIVING
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/03/2026
Forgot to show everyone - this is one of the pronoun pins our QSU made! This one is mine. Our QSU is very small, but the students seem to enjoy this project and we're cranking out a lot of pride and ally pins for faculty.
A small blue crab pin that says 'they them' against a denim background
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/03/2026
I need to get back to watching Shippuden so I can see them. 🩵💙💜
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/02/2026
Picture of current outline for chapters 3 to 7 for reference with some very distressing gaps I am wrassling with.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/02/2026
This is the commission of the Sand Siblings I got from @inkedberries.bsky.social (posting here with their permission) for the AU I have been working on where they move to Konoha with their father, acting ambassador. They are so perfect and I love them!!!!!! 😭 #Gaara #Kankurou #Temari #SandSiblings
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/01/2026
Stole this from tumblr. And yeah, sometimes what I write is purely for me. But when I post fic I want to talk with people about it. That is a big part of what makes the fics keep coming!
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/01/2026
I told her I was posting about her and she retreated a bit. I wish she would retreat off the counter so I have less chance of squishing her accidentally.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/01/2026
CW: spiders A few weeks back, I had to rescue a small spider from my sink. She kept climbing into the drain basket to avoid me, but after like, 20 minutes, I got her. Today I am doing some cleaning and who do I find but my spider friend again. She is a very good roommate when not in the sink.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/01/2026
Trying a new way of outlining WIPs. We will see how this goes.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/01/2026
Found a pitch I wrote for a zine that ended up not happening and made myself sad
Screenshot of a few paragraphs of texts describing a royal KiriBaku au that ends in the boys dying together.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/12/2025
Some of today's Legos and my colorful plate, currently being used as a Lego tray.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/12/2025
@raelbe.bsky.social it's Rat in his acetan! I probably spelled that wrong
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/12/2025
Here it is, my winter break to do list. Not quite two weeks with 30 items on the list makes 2.5 items to knock out per day. And making the list is one, so I am on a role.
A to-do list for my winter break written in bad handwriting. There are thirty items on the list. Number 30, "make list" has been decisively crossed off.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/12/2025
Got distracted with knock off Lego mosaic, finally getting everything ready for bed, took Kessel out and discovered - snow!!
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/12/2025
Perfect
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/12/2025
Wait who is that down at the bottom
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/12/2025
Spouse helped me get my memo board up in a holding spot for now
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/11/2025
Now she's sitting on my tummy being pleased with herself. She knows what she did.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/11/2025
This cat is such a cockblock. She's adorable and clever and I swear every time she likes to settle in like and arms length away and just watch, like oh? Humandad and humansalt, what are you two up to? Nothing important, right? 😎
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/11/2025
This is somehow a kinktober fic but it starts out with a discussion of an alien race on the brink of starvation so 🤷 what can you do
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 31/10/2025
Found a very tired pupkin after a halloween walk (She loves her hoodies and bandanas, don't worry)
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/10/2025
This is my #sukufushi commission, done by the amazing @inkedberries.bsky.social for my Sukuna and Megumi Deadliest Catch AU that needs a title! (Shared here with permission from the artist) I love them so much and Megumi WILL fight you. Don't test him!
A digital illustration of an alternate universe version of Sukuna and Megumi from JJK. Sukuna is dressed like a North Atlantic crabber in deck boots, sweater, coveralls, and hat, and he is smiling at a much shorter Megumi. Megumi is in tattered jeans and shoes, with a flannel over a hoodie. Megumi's expression is combative, and Sukuna's smile is indulgent.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/10/2025
No one masters English. We all just fake it hoping that English won't turn its sights on us for new words to steal.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/09/2025
My thoughts on Bluesky s new content guidelines: 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/09/2025
Kessel would also let you pet her but you are an ocean away! (Everyone post your dogs)
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/07/2025
I s2g if a Naruto omegaverse fic is what breaks my inability to write more than ten words at a given time I will i don't know have a Naruto fic I guess?????
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/07/2025
Look at how cute this is. Also au where little alpha Naruto has a crush on Iruka-sensei and he ends up biting Kakashi on the hand when he finds out his two sensei are dating because he doesn't approve of Kakashi.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/07/2025
Needs more body hair but imagine Sansa at some kind of sacred games and Sandor comes out like this
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/07/2025
I know nothing about this game but based on the art I am willing to learn.
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/07/2025
Why won't this sex scene let itself be written!!!!!! It's PLOT IMPORTANT I CANNOT SKIP IT!!!
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/06/2025
Stolen from the feed!
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the Good Salt Witch @goodsaltwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/06/2025
Borrowing this from zawa as I stare at my brainstorming sheets and try to make my brain chug along.
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