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Anon @an0nym0use.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

My first commision done for my goat @goodolcrash.bsky.social ! Thank you so much for allowing me to work on this for you! 🤍

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

Palace Guards have the worst job in the world. Imagine standing there keeping guard when the Palace never thinks about escaping.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

The idea of a traffic jam is dumb like just go lmao.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 15/02/2024

What if, while driving, all cars had a built in proximity voice chat?

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

I don’t want the scam bots to tell me to click that link to see their tits, I just want them to tell me that everything’s going to be ok.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

A treadmill is just a flat escalator.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 03/02/2024

Being uncircumcised is like having a lens cap for your penis.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 30/01/2024

You ever just take out the trash and the mystery trash juice leaks onto your leg and gets into your mouth?

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

Bro who the fuck is Illinois?

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

Smells like a lot of poopla if you ask me

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

Bankshot is just one letter change away from becoming Backshot this is so insane wtf

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

You think if Yoda tried to count to 100 he’d just count down to 0?

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Attaching an air pump to my balls so I can fly like Blimp Yoshi

Visual representation of the above text.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

The idea of identity theft is so dumb like bro it’s you lmao

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

Eiffel Tower got me actin pregnant on god

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

What happens if your card declines after a car wash? Do they just fuck up your car to cancel out all the cleaning they just did?

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

They should make a zoo but for fish only.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

The inventors of Yellow and Babber when they crossed paths: “Dude…”

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to th- nevermind. I guess you guys just aren’t ready for dark humor.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

There will be no bigger betrayal than Kevin Macleod copyrighting his music out of nowhere after years of people using it.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

I wish YouTube had a way of muting keywords from appearing in your feed (Twitter for example) because the first thing I would do is mute the words “out” “of” and “context”. Specifically in that order.

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

Evil Jack in the Box be like: “Welcome to Jorkin the Box can I take your order?”

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Crash @goodolcrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

You can shit in the urinals, it’s just a one time use item.

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