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Goodname Panda

@goodnamepanda.bsky.social
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37M Panda nerd, likes to walk around without pants on. 🔞 No minors.

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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 20h
Your hairy taint is a nice pillow for my face
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love hairy man taints <3
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuckisagoodname Fuckname Panda Pick your poison, I like the first one
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I nut to porn of Pigma Dengar
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember 13-year old me getting super frustrated by this section. 37-year old me got equally frustrated and turned the game off in protest the other day.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tricky you can’t teleport on me like that
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just want to scritch him behind the ears <3
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen, I’m happy the NSO emulator sees the change and adjusts the screen, but why didn’t the developers make certain that the UI and HUD wouldn’t be all stretched out in this mode?
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(After learning how shitty Bob Barker was to everyone backstage and limited every episode to have only two possible black contestants, I'm actually fine with everything I just nit-picked lol)
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm literally fine with Drew not being handed a mic and just jumping out greeting everyone with a mic in hand and just there being one model with a penis in their pants (I like penis so no surprise there) But the contestants feeling they need to make a fucking spectacle before they win anything is
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm watching a very recent episode of The Price is Right and I'm noticing every called contestant is either doing: A. A victory lap around the audience before actually going to their spot B. A Super Smash Bros.-style taunt before actually going to their spot Just go to your fucking spot
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So there's this cricket that's literally in a shrub just outside of my window. And it is chirping incessantly. And I fucking hate it because I have to hear that chirp as I drift off to sleep tonight.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whoops. Horny at work. …
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get angry when I see certain type faces because they're usually used in AI-generated content I think we were too quick to judge Comic Sans as a result
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Since a certain age I've always equated the sound of crickets chirping with unease, frustration, and loneliness. I'd rather hear the dead quiet of a winter night than the late summer/early autumn cricket chirp.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The 2-3 week period in which I'm forced to hear crickets outside (no A/C to drown them out). Someone come hug me and hold me.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just want to come home to a house filled with like 8-10 bottomless dads who welcome me and allow me free access to their penises whenever I'd like
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think the Star Trek writers are deliberately not making any aliens that look like Earth animals because they know certain fans will want some fuck
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh his name is Linus that's even better Linus penis please
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know I think this reptilian crew member in Star Trek Discovery's kind of hot I want to see his penis
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goddamn Prince Tricky and his goddamn Lynbrook NY accent
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe I should commission Belfort and Lupin as anthro dog men in the shower room together and Lupin starts pissing in the shower And Belfort’s like “must you do that in the shower, Lupin?” And Lupin’s line “you know you love watching me piss in the shower, friend.”
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These two are lacking in the Rule 34 department and I must know who to Karen to to fix that
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We need a site like Twitch except it’s dads being naughty on camera Dad streaming himself watching TV on a couch in a tanktop, he gets enough donations and he’ll piss without getting up into a bottle Even more and he’ll just piss without the bottle
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m sorry but this McDonald’s employee looks exactly like Ed from Good Burger, same hairstyle and all.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never has cleaning dragon penises been more fun and satisfying.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why, I completely forgot it was September 11th until I started hearing coworker share their “where were you” story for the millionth year in a row
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will always sing along to Annie Lennox’s Walking on Broken Glass at the octave every time it comes on and I am definitely not sorry
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can’t hear a Shakira song without visualizing Gazelle singing it
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GODDAMNIT EVERYONE STOP
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Will people spoil today’s direct on my timeline before I get the chance to watch today? Probably *throws phone onto the road*
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No puedo disfrutar mi fin de semana NO PUEDO.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thanks for spoiling the Direct everyone, wasn’t looking forward to seeing that after work at all
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This chair’s seen some shit
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WARDROBE! I said "form fitting," not "so skimpy it'll turn our family-friendly cereal commercial into a peepshow!" Cover that up, Howie. Someone's gonna be losing their job today, and it's *not* gonna be the director! 🎨: @riversausage.bsky.social
Howie Hyena posing for a commercial he's in for a brand of breakfast cereal. He *was* wearing a speedo, however it ripped off while shooting the commercial.

He's saying "Gotta work on this tan!"
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Angelo 🔞 @angelofalls.com · 04/09/2026
Anyone up for a game of Bottomless Rugby? 🏉 #furryart #fursona #rugby
A cartoon of Angelo, a trans male anthropomorphic pitador dog with a musclegut physique. He's wearing a dirty rugby uniform but his shorts are missing, exposing his plump butt. He's jogging on the field, saying "Alright! Who swiped my shorts?" as a blushing Crocodilian teammate looks back and thinks "hot damn..."
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And just in case you wanted to see my dick, *unzip* here it is.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Inspector Dix, did you just call Constable Bully “Poopy”?
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Killed way too many mosquitoes in my apartment tonight
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Nigel Thornberry
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
WHY DON’T YOU LOOK UP CARTOON ANIMAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ON THE INTERNET THAT’S ALWAYS A GREAT USE OF YOUR TIME
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Who Wants to Be a Questionnaire?
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FUCK YOU Brain Quest was a fun computer game
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I honestly love having a little penis.
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tee-hee boobs not found~
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wild Blue Skies is Harris Teeter Star Fox 64 You don't have to play it, but rule 34 of the characters would be kind of great
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This deer's head is basically Jason Alexander's head and he's voiced by Jason Alexander I don't really like that but I guess I'll keep watching
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Make a piss alt of all the artwork you've ever done
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish I had dad-grade piss streams
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Goodname Panda @goodnamepanda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Legoshi and Jack at a costume party as Wolf O’Donnell and Bill Grey respectively
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