Reposted by Short man AdvocateBit Cloud: Weltmeister @wayoface.bsky.social · 30/01/2025The Special One™️ 031
Reposted by Short man Advocatetye tribbin @hatzigsut.blacksky.app · 18/01/2025“ooooweeee, look what that money make a bitch do” 931142532
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Geminis keep negativity and evil out your life 010
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Post a villain you lovemedia.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character 's face with glowing eyes and teethALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with glowing eyes and teeth 010
Reposted by Short man AdvocateTop Shotta is back!! @nxhj.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Nothing annoys me like that tbh… 032
Reposted by Short man AdvocatePrincess Spenderella ✨️ Spoiled Brat @spenderella808.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Easiest 700mil I'd ever make😂 165
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 07/01/2025She say take it easy I will do the work 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Eating cereal and watching midnight gospel 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Asked me for a pen first day of school like I’m ever prepared for anything😂 000
Reposted by Short man AdvocateJess without the mess @jessisummer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Anytime i see somebody saying "My God don't play about me" 99.9% of the time they are absolute demons. 063
Reposted by Short man AdvocateCitizen of the Rihpublic 🇧🇧 @risey.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I FED UP UH THESE RASSHOLEEEEE MILLEPEDES NOW!! Fuck. 011
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Me to my mother: I had something to do for you? My mother: if you stop drinking you’d remember. I’m both sober and confused😭 110
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I drink henny and brandy now I tipsy and I ain’t even get to my family lunch yet🥲 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I went to my ham cutter spot and the woman tell me it’s Christmas I should have ham cutters home, you want my money or not? 010
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Work Christmas party going down and everybody calling me as I conveniently miss every call cause I on vacation🫠 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I watching snaps of the staff party with my foot up at home and wondering if I feel like actually showing up🥲 000
Reposted by Short man AdvocateAR15 @notdri.bsky.social · 19/12/2024One salary ain’t shit in this country. 0111
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I drive past and see people park on both sides of the main road, going in there is madness😂 020
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 18/12/2024It’s official I have the back of an 80 year old🥲 010
Reposted by Short man Advocate💓 @ilylvndr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024if you treated people the way you want to be treated it’d be reciprocated. 077
Reposted by Short man Advocateᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 17/12/2024Fellas.. I promise you women actually enjoy normal ass conversations. Calm tf down Quagmire 25535180
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My dog adds his to his toy pile and puts them back if I move them🥲 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 17/12/2024ATP you can’t defend or rationalize other niggas just gotta shrug and be appalled 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Straight to the point…buddy know what he wants 100
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I quote this word for word to myself when I’m having a bad day 011
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I made sure to call HR first thing this morning cause if I start my vacation by going to work I’d be pissed 000
Reposted by Short man AdvocateSkinny Legend 💖 @angelicaf888.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Seasoned please. Whores >>>> 021
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I don’t get how people are nostalgic for the past, everything was worse then, I mean things are bad still but not that bad. Maybe that’s why people go back to their exes🤔 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 16/12/2024 How are you cutting grass at 8:30 at night? 200
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 15/12/2024You waiting late, start crashing the ones this year 😂 100
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Will I come back from vacation to go to my staff party? Time will tell😂 000
Short man Advocate @goodluckchxck.bsky.social · 14/12/2024People ask why I’m not rushing to have children, this is why😂 040
