Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026OC-tober day 7: in the dark Not much different from usual for these two 000
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026B: Well, that was Alien! Norm and I are off to go, uh, spend some time together now. Next week: Weapons. Until then, bon appétite! 000
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026B: There should be a story where the explorer makes friends with the weird wet alien with inside bones and then brings it home because they love each other. N: There should! Can’t think of one, though… 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026B: Oh nooooo, the poor alien! N: It’s dying noises really do sound like a pebble, don’t they B: Poor baby! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026B: Oh my gosh, it’s not the end N: And now the alien is coming after her while she’s not wearing most of her clothes B: This movie really was made for us 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026N: The explosion at the end almost feels like a metaphor for the way we’re watching it. B: Haha! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026N: So the alien hides where the humans can’t see it, jumps out and catches them, and then forcibly lays eggs in them. B: Yes. N: … B: … N: …so… do you want to be the alien tonight or shall I? B: I’ll be the alien. You be the human ignoring all the safety precautions. N: I love you. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026N: At this point in trying to leave the ship, I think I’d leave the cat. B: That’s cold. N: I want to live! (The human translator would like to state for the record that they’re with Betty on this one and would probably die trying to save their cat) 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026B: I really like Ripley. N: You have a thing for confident women humans. B: I do! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026N: Ash’s robot voice sounds like he’s trying to speak Eridian. 200
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026B: Oh my gosh, it can control humans from the inside?? N: Wait, IS that the alien? I think a robot is something else. B: Oh. I was thinking it was like Ratatouille but kinkier. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026N: Do you think we could get Things to make us a squishy model alien? B: I love you so much. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: I wonder if the alien can talk and thinks the humans can’t, or if it’s just an animal trying to survive. N: I should write a fan fiction about that. B: You should make it a crossover with your Devil Wears Prada stories. I think the alien would get along very well with Miranda Priestly. N: Yes. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: I want one of these as a pet N: The cat or the alien? B: Both 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: Aww, it sheds its carapace in thin little pieces like a pebble! That’s adorable 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: Why is there a cat on a spaceship? N: Maybe it’s there to watch them sleep. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: Eating something from the inside is pretty intriguing. N: …maybe. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026N: I will never get over how wonderfully casual this is for humans. B: THEY LET CANE OUT OF QUARANTINE TO EAT WITH THEM???! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: They keep ignoring Ripley when she’s the only one suggesting safety precautions. N: There’s no story if they follow all the safety precautions! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026N: The one thing squishier than humans… B: It’s so squishy but it has inside bones too! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026AGH nope it was on the ceiling 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026N: Oh, it definitely went inside him. B: Humans are so squishy it probably just crawled in the mouth! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: There’s no one watching him sleep WHILE HE HAS THE PARASITE ON HIS FACE?!? N: Even for humans that’s—oh, there IS someone else in the room! B: Thank goodness. 000
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: Sometimes I can’t tell what’s the background music and what’s the ship sounding an alarm. 000
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: Actually, it kind of looks like one of those parasites that climbs on your vents and tries to burrow into your shell for warmth. N: Aaaaaagh I try not to think about those 300
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: Aww, they’re going to rescue the eggs! N: I don’t think that’s a good thing. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026N: Lots of beautiful shapes in this movie. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026N: “We’ve come this far, we must go on” is always a fun thing to hear in a horror media 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026N: An atmosphere too cold for humans is a whole new kind of terrifying. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: So far the soundtrack has been pretty quiet, which is helping me hear the voices, actually. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: Wait, but—who was watching them?? N: This really IS a horror movie 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026B: I like when they give you information right away. That’s helpful for us specifically. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fun fact: the human translator has also never seen this movie. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Starting our afternoon watch of Alien (1979)! 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Tomorrow may feature a rare afternoon liveblog because today the human translator had to take her cat to the er (cat is okay, just a tummy bug) and has plans for the evening. So look forward to Alien tomorrow afternoon! 000
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026OC-tober day 6: at play. This might end their marriage. 010
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026OC-tober day 3: melancholy moment #gbbo2026 010
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whoops, I should post these here too OC-tober days 1 and 2 010
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026B: That was good! Intense. But good. N: Next week is a movie called Alien. Until then… B: I’m not saying “Bon apétite” after this one. N: Aw. 000
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026B: It’s nice when an intense experience comes with aftercare. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026N: Well, that was a new experience. B: I loved it, and I want to listen to more horror media, but also, I will be sleeping at the community center for extra protection.* N: I completely understand. (*roughly equivalent to sleeping with the lights on) 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026B: Okay, that last scene was a bit more calming. N: Even with the implication that Mary and Stack are still out there eating more humans? B: They’re not the same kind of creepy as Remick, so yes. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026N: So Sammie lives happily ever after. B: *emotionally destroyed* 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026N: I didn’t register this at the beginning, but this man saw his pebble walk in COVERED IN BLOOD and was more concerned about the guitar playing than asking where all the blood came from. 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026B: I genuinely can’t tell which parts are the screaming and which parts are the music. N: *whimper* 100
Norm & Betty’s Human Media Hub @goodieprocter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They’re hiding under a blanket to muffle the noise a bit. (Basically the Eridian equivalent of putting your hands over your eyes.) 100
