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@goodguyry.bsky.social
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This paragraph is oddly placed and so was somewhat surprising to read
From the Elizabeth Key Grinstead Wikipedia page: Her descendants include actor Johnny Depp, her eighth great-grandson, and Depp's daughter, actress Lily-Rose Depp.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The fuck is this bullshit. Ring added a Pro subscription trial to my account and enabled an AI-driven feature without my knowledge or consent. I only noticed because someone rang my doorbell and the notification was... weird and unhelpful (go figure!).
A screenshot of the notice inside the Ring app. It reads: We activated a free Ring Pro trial for you. Your motion alerts now include text summaries with Video Descriptions.
Want to adjust? Tap to manage your trial features.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hot girl summer
A brown and white pitbull-mix dog sitting outside at the park, looking left. She is panting in the sun.A brown and white pitbull-mix dog laying prone on the living room rug. She is panting after a hot afternoon walk.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Title, subhead, and first paragraph. This is art.
Screenshot of Los Angeles Times article, titled "Emily Ratajkowski's viral essay on sex life as a single mom scores her a seven-figure book deal." The supporting text reads, "Emily Ratajkowski's viral essay detailing her sex life as a single mom has landed a seven-figure book deal after a 12-way bidding war." The first paragraph reads, "Emily Ratajkowski's viral essay detailing her sex life as a single mom just landed her a seven-figure book deal."
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I made this little addition to the Boarding the Tantive IV set
Lego set depicting Darth Vader boarding the Tantive IV. He has General Antilles in a choke hold. In the background, Princess Leia is giving R2-D2 a message.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
ate an entire sleeve of these for breakfast
A package of S'More flavored Oreo cookies
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Piper says hi.
White and brown pit bull mix with a half mask wearing a knit ear warmer resembling bear ears
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My calendar is so fucked. I have 4 "US Holidays" calendars from various accounts, but only one is actually active. I get 4 notifications though. It's maddening.
Screenshot of my phone's lock screen showing 4 identical calendar notifications for Cinco de Mayo.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
All due respect to Arsene Wenger this is such an obviously bad idea. No one likes their team's goal disallowed because they were offside by a toe, but we can just ditch the technology. No need to come up with an even more problematic "solution."
A graphic showing a proposed change to the IFAB offside law. A player is onside if any portion of their body is even with or overlapping the opponent. The player is only offside if there is space between them.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Something must be done about these dangerous Republican-lead states
Spring Break chaos as FIVE shootings unfold at popular beachside Florida city in just three days
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Spam texters getting lazy af
Screenshot of a text that reads "Hey, are you still into your [hobby/sports]?"
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is a real ad I saw today
A seemingly AI-generated cartoon illustration of a white Jesus sitting on a log with his hand raised as if he's speaking to the small group of white people seated on the groud in front if him. A green meadow and rolling hills are in the background. The ad heading is Eat Like The Apostles. It continues, Don't eat for pleasure, tame the plate. 40 days, 12 ingredients, 1 transformation. The call to action is an offer for a Printable meal plan.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Janice from The Muppets, a character with pronounced lips and large, fake eye lashes
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Trump walking down the green during a golf game. He's pictured from behind with a dark stain on his butt. A gentleman walking next to him has his arm around Trump. The caption for Trump reads Biden shit in my pants. The caption for his friend reads I know sir.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It was never in doubt
Screenshot of my Apple Music 2025 review showing my most-played song is Platypus by Mr. Bungle.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The prompt was "care" and 😔
An iOS Genmoji with a sad emoji face holding a piglet
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
CVS keeps giving me these comically oversized pill bottles
A pill bottle next to a "Tears of Portland fans" coffee mug showing they are the same height despite the pill bottle's contents only taking up 15% of its volume.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Hang on just a minute there, buckaroo, those trophies were *historic*
The press release from Inter Miami about Messi signing a contract extension, which mentions "historic titles won at Inter Miami."
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year
A half-gallon of eggnog in my fridge
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This is key
A screenshot of the following text with the word 'suspected' highlighted: But the administration has insisted that Mr.
Trump has legal authority, under his constitutional power as commander in chief, to direct Special Opera jons forces to instead summarily kill those suspected of drug running as if they are combatants on a battlefield. Citing the roughly 100,000 overdose deaths of Americans each year, the administration has invoked self-defense and the law of armed conflict.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Piper took her first water taxi ride today
White a brown pit bull mix sitting in a seat on the Seattle Water Taxi
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A bumper sticker, white background with a monochrome green Uncle Sam alongside green text that reads, "Join the Army; travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them."
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, The Streisand Effect.
A headline from the New York Times that reads "Duke University Wants No Part of ‘The White Lotus’." It continues, "In a show that features an array of disturbing story lines, the actions — and wardrobe — of a character have gone “too far” for the university."  The still shot from the show is of a main character, a middle-aged man, sitting in a dimly-lit room wearing a Duke t-shirt. He has a troubled, fearful look on his face.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You can have a little indoctrination, as a treat
A screenshot of a New York Times headline that reads: Texas Education Board to Vote on Bible-Infused Lessons in Public Schools. A new curriculum would focus on Christianity more than other religions. A kindergarten lesson on the Golden Rule, for example, would teach about Jesus and his Sermon on the Mount.
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Ryan @goodguyry.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Duolingo is so fucking dramatic
The Duolingo app icon with a sagging, depressed version of the brand's owl icon, with a notification badge showing 7 unread notifications.
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