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@goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social
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NSFW alt of a 30-something gay creature in texas. ADULTS ONLY. i mainly spend my time playing video games and yearning. This monster is real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace. he/him

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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 3h
i need someone to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay and then maybe put their dick in my mouth
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 11h
wanna be tossed around but i weigh 340 pounds so. hit the gym, lads.
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13h
i know there would be no way to implement it safely but i do want a little feedback form to pop up when i block or unfollow someone
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13h
i also like movies and pussy but i don’t get around to them as often unfortunately
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
took a shower~ i’m too fat to wrap this towel around my waist so i had to hold it in my mouth lmao
some fat gay guy after a shower
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gustave Clair Obscur
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
good morningggg here’s a cheeky video for #humpday
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the month of october has been fucking terrible for me in real life but a bunch of hotties have been following me back on bluesky lately so 🥰
There is much pain in the world, but not in this room.
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my work phone rang after hours so i panicked and threw some clothes on cuz i didn’t want to take a damn emergency work call bare ass naked and it was a wrong number 😩
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
time to reset the “DAYS WITHOUT BEING TREATED LIKE A CRAZY BITCH BECAUSE I ASKED FOR CLARIFICATION UPON RECEIVING CONTRADICTORY INSTRUCTIONS” sign
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#tummytuesday please rub my belly and play with my hair ok thanks
some fat gay guy with red hair and no clothes
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
when you see a naked post with a caption like “deleting soon 🙈” and it’s from like march 2024… slay
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
when i eat ass i always have to bite the cheeks too…… is that normal
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
beginning to think that you can just put a hot woman who hurts people in whatever media you’re making and that’s all it’ll take to get gay men to buy it
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it looks like it’s about 6.5 lol. that’s boyfriend dick right 🙂‍↕️
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
trying to communicate by flexing my dick at you
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hookup guesstimated my dick’s length as 8 inches… i think he was being quite optimistic lol. someone get me rock hard so i can measure
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
on main i replied to a kind of actually famous (or at least culturally significant and notable) writer’s post with a really good joke and they followed me back 🫪
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
love seeing an insanely hot person just bein a reply guy…. insanely hot people: they’re just like us!
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sometimes a guy will be like “whoa, when was the last time you came?” and the answer is always “yesterday lol i’m just Like This babe”
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i need more friends. who wants to be friends. my interests include… uh… video games…….. and………. dick
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
is there a term for when he has a big tuft of hair on his lower back just above his ass crack. because that shit is so cute.
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i’m managing multiple suitors except they aren’t vying for my hand in marriage but rather to be the first person to top me
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
anyone want to cuddle with a fat guy on this scs
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if any straight people try to talk to me today i’m gonna fucken lose it
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pissed off at a friend in a way that’s too complex and stupid to explain to anyone else 🙃
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
who wants to kiss my belly and make the ouchies all better
some fat gay guy with two burns (covered with bandages) and a bruise on his big belly. his face is censored with that gay ass pleading eyes emoji
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s finally #fcf holy shit i thought this week was gonna kill me 😭
some fat gay guy grabbing his hard dick
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i cannot join this trend because unfortunately i have perfect taste and everything i like is excellent 😔
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
idk if its because i’ve been more stressed than usual lately but i think i might be experiencing…….. BRUXISM 😭
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i posted this as a scruff moment and got a lot of attention teehee
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my cute feet and thick thighs and fat ass are all sore and need to be massaged on this #humpday
some fat gay guy naked in bed from behind
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
over a year later and i’ve made no progress on this front. the idea is “dachshund” in case you were wondering.
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this week at work is killing me 😭 i had plans with a friend to play video games together naked and i had to cancel because i was too exhausted to do literally anything 😭
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saw a (sfw) post from a nsfw account i follow here reposted onto my main’s timeline and it was like so scary
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
some of y’all really need to check if there’s literally any reason to believe something you see online beyond having a feeling of “that tracks”
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i don’t really “get” cages but i’m starting to think they’re sexy in like a lingerie way. like you’ve got just your lil soft dick and nothing else covered, balls out and all? cute tbh.
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got home from a ROUGH day at work and need belly rubs NOW #TummyTuesday
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the bandaids are because the other day i was trying to light a candle (shirtless (as one does)) and when i struck the match it both ignited AND snapped and the flaming tip fell on me so now i have some small but nasty burns on the side of my belly 🥺
fat gay dude mostly naked with bandages on the side of his belly
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
walked twice as much as i usually do today. my feet hurt 😭
some gay dude’s feet
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hooked up with a cutie so my sanity is restored for ~2 days 🥰
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
anime women are very much not my Thing, but Theodora Fire Emblem is the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen
theodora fire emblem awooga
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
need therapy and medication but i can’t afford them so im getting chipotle instead
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me when i encounter anyone
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Funny Hyper Cat Crab Walk
ALT: Funny Hyper Cat Crab Walk
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why did i wake up at 5:30am on a saturday and why did i wake up insanely horny
fat gay ginger’s belly and morning wood
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you ever get so horny you feel like you’re going to throw up
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i know what choice many of you would make
a screenshot showing the options of “Examine his outfit” and “Examine his feet,” the latter is selected
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we made it to #fcf
dick poking out of jeans, also my foot is in the picture as a treat. also it’s monochrome for some reason.
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borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was already at my fucking limit then today saw a surprise $475 expense
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Cute Kitten Screaming While Being Held
ALT: Cute Kitten Screaming While Being Held
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