borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 3hi need someone to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay and then maybe put their dick in my mouth 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 11hwanna be tossed around but i weigh 340 pounds so. hit the gym, lads. 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13hi know there would be no way to implement it safely but i do want a little feedback form to pop up when i block or unfollow someone 110
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13hi also like movies and pussy but i don’t get around to them as often unfortunately 020
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026took a shower~ i’m too fat to wrap this towel around my waist so i had to hold it in my mouth lmao 080
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026good morningggg here’s a cheeky video for #humpday 060
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026the month of october has been fucking terrible for me in real life but a bunch of hotties have been following me back on bluesky lately so 🥰 030
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026my work phone rang after hours so i panicked and threw some clothes on cuz i didn’t want to take a damn emergency work call bare ass naked and it was a wrong number 😩 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026time to reset the “DAYS WITHOUT BEING TREATED LIKE A CRAZY BITCH BECAUSE I ASKED FOR CLARIFICATION UPON RECEIVING CONTRADICTORY INSTRUCTIONS” sign 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026#tummytuesday please rub my belly and play with my hair ok thanks 1100
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026when you see a naked post with a caption like “deleting soon 🙈” and it’s from like march 2024… slay 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026when i eat ass i always have to bite the cheeks too…… is that normal 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026beginning to think that you can just put a hot woman who hurts people in whatever media you’re making and that’s all it’ll take to get gay men to buy it 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it looks like it’s about 6.5 lol. that’s boyfriend dick right 🙂↕️ 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026hookup guesstimated my dick’s length as 8 inches… i think he was being quite optimistic lol. someone get me rock hard so i can measure 020
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026on main i replied to a kind of actually famous (or at least culturally significant and notable) writer’s post with a really good joke and they followed me back 110
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026love seeing an insanely hot person just bein a reply guy…. insanely hot people: they’re just like us! 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026sometimes a guy will be like “whoa, when was the last time you came?” and the answer is always “yesterday lol i’m just Like This babe” 020
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i need more friends. who wants to be friends. my interests include… uh… video games…….. and………. dick 260
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026is there a term for when he has a big tuft of hair on his lower back just above his ass crack. because that shit is so cute. 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i’m managing multiple suitors except they aren’t vying for my hand in marriage but rather to be the first person to top me 220
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026if any straight people try to talk to me today i’m gonna fucken lose it 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026pissed off at a friend in a way that’s too complex and stupid to explain to anyone else 🙃 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026who wants to kiss my belly and make the ouchies all better 190
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it’s finally #fcf holy shit i thought this week was gonna kill me 😭 1160
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i cannot join this trend because unfortunately i have perfect taste and everything i like is excellent 😔 031
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026idk if its because i’ve been more stressed than usual lately but i think i might be experiencing…….. BRUXISM 😭 100
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i posted this as a scruff moment and got a lot of attention teehee 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my cute feet and thick thighs and fat ass are all sore and need to be massaged on this #humpday 2200
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026over a year later and i’ve made no progress on this front. the idea is “dachshund” in case you were wondering. 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026this week at work is killing me 😭 i had plans with a friend to play video games together naked and i had to cancel because i was too exhausted to do literally anything 😭 110
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026saw a (sfw) post from a nsfw account i follow here reposted onto my main’s timeline and it was like so scary 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026some of y’all really need to check if there’s literally any reason to believe something you see online beyond having a feeling of “that tracks” 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i don’t really “get” cages but i’m starting to think they’re sexy in like a lingerie way. like you’ve got just your lil soft dick and nothing else covered, balls out and all? cute tbh. 000
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026got home from a ROUGH day at work and need belly rubs NOW #TummyTuesday 170
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the bandaids are because the other day i was trying to light a candle (shirtless (as one does)) and when i struck the match it both ignited AND snapped and the flaming tip fell on me so now i have some small but nasty burns on the side of my belly 🥺 170
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026walked twice as much as i usually do today. my feet hurt 😭 130
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026hooked up with a cutie so my sanity is restored for ~2 days 🥰 030
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026anime women are very much not my Thing, but Theodora Fire Emblem is the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen 030
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026need therapy and medication but i can’t afford them so im getting chipotle instead 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me when i encounter anyonestatic.klipy.comFunny Hyper Cat Crab WalkALT: Funny Hyper Cat Crab Walk 100
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026why did i wake up at 5:30am on a saturday and why did i wake up insanely horny 1111
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you ever get so horny you feel like you’re going to throw up 010
borb @goodgollygeewhiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026was already at my fucking limit then today saw a surprise $475 expensestatic.klipy.comCute Kitten Screaming While Being HeldALT: Cute Kitten Screaming While Being Held 110