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David J Goodearl

@goodearl56.bsky.social
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Time to pour some Ivermectin on my computer I guess.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Would make sense to learn that she is fluent in Chinese considering she can't read English worth a damn.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They could and should. The discovery process would be very interesting even if there is no recovery.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Would blow their mind to know that many people in the Boston area, including my grandfathers, were Giants fans before the Pats existed.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The best version of Cruz is "accidentally" liking porn tweets. Not very good for a Senator, but better than everything else he does.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your victory garden should have coffee trees in it.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like a balding Boris Johnson.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorkin looks like he is writing a reboot of Soul Man and went method.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Russell Vought should be shoved up Stephen Miller's ass, and they should be shot into the Sun together via rocket.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disgorgement needs to be on the table for everyone who is trading on government connections.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kash is like the old Marines commercial - he does more before 9am than most people do all day. Of course, likely because he is still up from the night before, but the point still stands.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AI - For when you can't even talk the talk.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I expect the end result to be like the US Embassy in Moscow that was uninhabitable because of all of the listening devices embedded in the structure.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At a certain point in my 40's when someone would say it seemed like I hadn't aged, I would tell them that they were telling me that I looked like shit in my 30's.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Inigo Montoya is coming for that guy,
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It seems to be an asymptote. Getting closer for eternity and never connecting.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pretty sure Rip Torn was just talking and the cameras happened to be rolling when that happened.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I assume that eliminating the Pro Bowl would negate contractual bonus provisions in a lot of player contracts. That is a headache nobody wants, much like the actual Pro Bowl game.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I always guessed that TCU was the kind of place where 26+6=1 is considered correct math.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A real missed opportunity for the Liberation Front to label AOC a kulak.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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John Belushi: Shocked and Serious
ALT: John Belushi: Shocked and Serious
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sanctions, including disbarment, should be on the table for everyone involved on the government's side.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
These gentlemen know what lead paint tastes like.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I assume he has mashed up Pinky Lee and Pee Wee Herman in his swiss cheese brain.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A spiritual sequel to Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This guy is a resulting alternate personality from The Baseball Crank's psychotic break.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Hoosiers: Gene Hackman's Team on the Floor
Alt: Hoosiers: Gene Hackman's Team on the Floor
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
USMNT is basically a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Maury: You're Not The Father Dance Reaction
ALT: Maury: You're Not The Father Dance Reaction
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The play all the absurdity as completely straight and entirely dry. "I hate Illinois Nazi's" is a perfect example of what they did right.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It is always tough when you have to put Grandpa in a home.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Long Tall Sally was not a redunancy.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
After trial on the merits and all the process to which they are due, the whole lot of these clowns should be put into Alligator Alcatraz shortly after inauguration day 2029. If it is an acceptable location for a prison, they can all rot there.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah, it is a new thing this year and I can't say I love it.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Within the group they have already lost to the two teams they could tie. The first tiebreaker in the group is head-to-head, so Turkey is eliminated as a 4th place team.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Unskewing the war?
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Do they have a forum for the best recipes using elementary school paste?
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"He's getting rich while making you poor" is a pretty straightforward message that seems hard to fumble.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
But, congrats on the championship. It was well played and well deserved.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yup. Still delusional about their place in the NBA historical hierarchy.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A group too proudly ignorant to know what hubris is.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Would love someone to ask him if he is drunk when he spouts this nonsense.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I inherited my grandfather's Delta '88 while I was in college. It was white with blue interior, and could comfortably fit 9 people in it. Wound up giving it to the school mechanic where my dad taught, and it's final resting place was a demolition derby in New Hampshire.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Cersei Lannister's Walk of Shame
ALT: Cersei Lannister's Walk of Shame
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I suspect you are correct.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is what she is responding to. It is literally her on a basketball court being dunked on by Greg.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That is correct, but I was replying to the sentiment rather than that it came from Portnoy who I generally would prefer not to exist. The overarching point is that Knicks fans are delusional.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is the same fan base that has not watched its team hoist the trophy in my lifetime (I am 51) and thinks that they are the marquee team of the league.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Vought and Miller should be on the next Blue Origin launch.
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David J Goodearl @goodearl56.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Same energy.
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