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@goobydoobs.bsky.social
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Messy breakup with Twitter, rebounded with Threads, and here we are now. 🏳️‍🌈🌊 🚫🍊🤡🚫

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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mookie Betts. Because what’s hot is a straight man secure enough in his masculinity to be a supporter of LQBTQ+ rights. Because - look at that face? No one thinks BS toxic masculinity is sexy - unless you hate yourself of course, or don’t care how others are treated.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trans people are not to be tolerated - no, that won’t do. They are to be loved, celebrated, and admired. To hate the diversity the universe has created is to hate yourself. Oh my - someone decided to stop by and say hello as I was typing this: #IDIC
As I was typing my post, a lone buck with antlers decided to stop by and say hello
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’d rather use a Thomas guide than Google Maps ever again. Let’s see those one star reviews at the App Store!
Screenshot from Google Maps showing Google Maps capitulated to the Orange Fucknut by renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How it feels to follow me
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“For we are not a nation that says, ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ We are a nation that says, ‘Out of many, we are one.’ We are a nation that believes that all men and women are created equal. Those are the ideals that generations have fought for. Those are the ideals that we uphold today.” Barack Obama
President Obama signing the law repealing the discriminatory Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy - which was weaponized by the Department of Defense to discharge queer people from the military if they lived their lives openly while serving their country.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That’s because the Cylons destroyed it and Adama ran away.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yeah, we already know what they’re into instead… Republican Family Values™️
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
We all saw and heard this, and y’all voted for him anyway. We’ve always known. There were rumblings about Epstein from the very beginning. I remember.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My husband sometimes gets care from the VA. I think it takes a special type of person to work there. It’s not an easy job to care for our vets, but it fulfills a promise we made. Giving dignity to our most vulnerable, in many cases. It’s a special calling, that’s all I gotta say.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Treebeard the Ent has awoken. Now wait a few days while he introduces himself. Then we get to debate about whether or not to join the war…
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Never forget. (The only known picture of the SS Donau leaving Oslo with Norwegian Jews headed to the camps).
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I know you’re too 🐓 to post here because of the ratios, but here we are anyway, so…
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Paging Hannah… Where’s the Shame Nun when you really need her???
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Someone check on the dog…
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This should do
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I know it can be hard to be the first to stand up hateful rhetoric by others, akkurat? But we have so many examples of what happens when you don’t.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Look what I got under the tree. Made me cry for better times. The standards you set will be met again some day.
Photo of the book “The Look” - a book about Michelle Obama’s signature look throughout her time as First Lady. 

Kids, this is from the time when we had a classy, empathetic and all-around amazing human being as First Lady.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Anytime there’s a crisis…
Picture of Ted Cruz leaving for Cancun when his state was crippled with deadly infrastructure failure after a massive storm.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The first one, of course. I age well.
A picture of the first album ever released in 1889, by Emile Berliner.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
If this is what’s trending, we’re well and truly triple fucked. This isn’t helping my tendency toward misanthropy one bit.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
That was easy.
Photo of Disney+ bundle cancellation confirmation. Fuck Disney for being spineless cowards.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
CBS can suck it
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The ship of state is sinking. Save yourself… Alas, all the first class passengers have absconded with the life boats 🤷🏽‍♂️
A picture of the Titanic sinking.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I guess we should just finally pry this off the Statue of Liberty and throw in the harbor.
The text of Emma Lazarus’ poem “The New Colossus”, which adorns the Statue of Liberty:

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
A picture of tots and pears
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
DID YOU KNOW: Comedic genius Madeline Kahn (Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, History of the World) was a naturally gifted coloratura soprano? She was tasked with singing Glitter and Be Gay to none other than Leonard Bernstein himself at his 50th birthday party in 1968, when she was 25…
Madeline Kahn, as the bride of Frankenstein, from Mel Brooks’ movie Young Frankenstein
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A picture of the ventriloquist puppet Madame, made famous by ventriloquist Wayland Flowers. She bears a striking resemblance to Ms. Palin.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is peak MAGA Contradiction: Pro God, Pro Life, Pro Gun sticker Paranoia: This Car is Recording You sticker Doesn’t follow own dogma: Tailgate Me and I’ll Drive Slower sticker, while right on the ass of the car in front of him for MILES
Tailgate of MAGA car with stickers mention in post.
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just walked by this, hidden behind a torn black tarp and wire fencing… Seems appropriate for the times. “Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty”
Picture of the pedestal of a stature, hidden by a wire fence covered with a back tarp. The inscription states: Eternal Vigilance is the Price of Liberty
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A picture of a chicken
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A reminder. Lest we forget. Whether is was yesterday or 1620, we all* come from “huddled masses yearning to breathe free” *First Nations excepted… by 25,000 fucking years
The New Colossus, a sonnet by Emma Lazarus. It is the poem hanging inside the Statue of Liberty. 

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“That’s what he used to say about me.” -Snowflake
Picture of Ted Cruz’s abandoned dog, Snowflake. ❄️
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Doobs @goobydoobs.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It’s better in the original German…
Nazi poster with really fucking stupid racial categories
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