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Goobert Goobertson

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Just a bucket full of goo with access to the internet

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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t believe the Baron Harkonnen appeared in Resident EvilEvil Whoever controls the rats, controls Raccoon City….
Sewer man in Resident Evil 2026
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heart of the Beast and The Dog Stars, two films about an isolated leading figure who has a dog for a companion Why are they both out at this time? Someone really fucked up
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wrote this about Palestine, Germany, Israel, genocide, Uganda, and the recent fallout from the Robert Kraft/Ed Sheeran/Macklemore affair. If of interest, please share. www.musaokwonga.com/takes/genoci...
Genocide. We should probably start there. Genocide, the act that Israel is still committing against Palestinians in Gaza and in the West Bank, is something which - as someone whose family comes from the north of Uganda - continues to shape my life. Our ethnic group endured a genocide at the hands of the Ugandan government that lasted twenty years, and the world didn’t care. It still doesn’t care, because the victims were poor and black. When Ed Sheeran’s tour began to disintegrate, as I read the response to his actions and comments, I was reminded that the greatest crime of Palestinians, committed in 1948, was to exist on the soil that Israel wanted for itself. Israel has never forgiven them for that, and perhaps it never will. It never forgave them for the Great March of Return, the 2018 protest that ended in a hail of bullets and hundreds of Palestinian deaths, a fifth of which were children.
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The Journal @thejournal.ie · 24/09/2026
The study also suggests that nearly 50,000 homes could have been built, or tens of thousands of jobs created across education, health or social sectors, if the resources used to expand data centres were directed elsewhere. jrnl.ie/7165266t
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Government report on data centres was 'flawed' and 'exaggerated', new research claims
The study also suggests that nearly 50,000 homes could have been built if the resources in the data centre build-out were directed elsewhere.
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I wear many hats” - bum with no job who stumbled upon a box of hats on the street
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I come from a long line of Irish guys with big bellies. So if you tell there’s a fatberg under Dublin, I’m picturing one of my own. I’m taking requests. I’m sending down hot lard. More structural baby wipes? You got it.
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
His eyes are begging for help. Put him down please
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The “maybe Scrooge was right” argument is so stupid. Scrooge knows he was wrong. Everyone in the whole book knew he was wrong, except him!
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They looked really strong at times versus United. Unlucky for them, Bruno was hungry
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Medieval knight, with no idea of the damage alcohol has on the human body: “Ach, today was a hard battle. I shall drink many an ale as a reward” Me, a modern slob, with a fair idea of the damage alcohol has on the human body: “Ach, today was a hard battle. I shall drink many an ale as a reward”
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t know how people in the US get involved in road rage incidents when they’re not strapped. Here in Ireland, where about 1% of the population is armed, I always think the other person might shoot me when I flip them off. In the US, you something like 30% of your compatriots are armed.
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
End of Marty Supreme completely ruined for me by using Everybody Wants to Rule the World Despicable Me 4 used that same song for its ending. It’s been done, punks. @Josh Safdie wherever you are
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Man With the Yellow Hat got hoes #bicuriousGeorge
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m shipping Alden and Agent Choi in Disney’s Furious Enemies-to-lovers trope
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ipswich Town about to perform a miracle and stay afloat in the Premier League. Why? Because they made some great signings and also half their squad has recent PL experience having participated only two seasons ago
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This whooping was Amorim’s final attempt at helping United out. Watch the board wake up and sign the players everyone was asking for after this humiliation
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Might be in the minority but I genuinely think Amorim wanted what was best for United, despite his constant getting in the way of things. Hope he has a good season in Milan. But more importantly, hope this was a wake up call to the board that this United squad still needs big improvements
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Project Hail Mary was excellent. Didn’t realise I could love an alien rock this much
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
True crime docs these days always require a segment on bonehead internet sleuths and it really ruins things for me. Sorry but I don’t want to hear the opinion of @trucrimeluvr69
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle. He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Might fire up Drive tonight in honour of Kavinsky There’s an argument to be made that Drive became so overrated that now it is underrated
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think the Jimothy art contest is a great way to interact with the story without impacting the legend himself. He wouldn’t be who he is if he was a famous raccoon. He’d probably become a real asshole, fame going to his head
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Great, it’s horny male spider season. They’ll come in through open windows and hang around shower drains, waiting to meet a female. And if they’re lucky enough, she’ll bite his head off. Lucky bastard
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh great. Netflix is letting Ricky Gervais do Big Mouth but not funny
Netflix advertising Rocky Gervais new show Alley Cats
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cowards. I’m taking my coin flip for the million bucks My wife is going to hate me when I come home empty handed, though
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just know someone is out there making Polyphemus smut. I can’t prove it yet but I know it
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James Doakes: Surprise MF
ALT: James Doakes: Surprise MF
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don’t think it’s an oversight that Odysseus must learn that killing innocent people in Troy is bad and still kills the suitors that have overstayed their welcome, attempted to kill him and his son, and have been extremely weird with his wife.
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mikel Merino late Ballon D’or charge? Kept the Premier League out of Pep’s clutches and World Cup from Messi
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FUCK YOU ENZO YOU PIECE OF SHIT I’M SO HAPPY
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If this was your first time watching, you might think to yourself “maybe I don’t like football” Spoiled by 2022’s World Cup final
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shower thoughts: I’m gonna start a GoFundMe for The Daily Wire to make the conservative version of The Odyssey so we can all get a good laugh out of it
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So far, the World Cup final has been insane and we haven’t played yet
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I liked Agamemnon before I knew it was Benny Safdie. There’s a shot of him from behind moments before he’s killed by Clytemnestra and I thought it was The Great Khali
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The Great Khali Entrance
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think some of the criticism of Anne Hathaway in The Odyssey is warranted but the final 1/4 of the film she delivers and that is when it matters most
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If The Odyssey was set in modern times Penelope’s conversation with Telemacus would be more like: “Your piece of shit father went away for a conference 20 years ago and now he’s living in a Vegas hotel with a hooker called Calypso”
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 17/07/2026
Matt Damon reading 'The Odyssey' on the set of 'The Talented Mr. Ripley' in 1998 📷 Greg Williams | IG
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’ve got a lot of thoughts after seeing The Odyssey. First, it was perfect ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Genuinely not one negative note. Admittedly, I was learning a lot of Greek mythology for the first time so can’t hold to account its accuracy but who cares, film rocks.
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Giuliano Simeone sucks, he’s just aggression and pit bull face
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They’re calling it the best diarrhoea parasite the world has ever seen. The best. Democrats, they’re trying to fight it. They can’t. Too powerful. It gets right through the colon. They’re in everything. McDonald’s, Taco Bell - even in your, waddya call em - groceries, yeah, groceries.
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m something of a diarrhoea expert myself
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s because the French are lazy bastards. This is what happens when a country’s workforce has a 4-day work week
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
THE PEOPLE DESIRÉ DOUE! BRING HIM ON
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Haven’t seen France and Spain go at it like this since the Peninsular War (1807-1814)
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mouse so modest he put the cheese back on the shelf after beating the trap
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
FIFA has performed a VAR review and found there was a case of mistaken identity. No death for Mitch McConnell. Lindsey Graham, your soul is ours
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bouaddi has been keeping Olise quiet all game. Now he’s off for Amrabat I fear Morocco will crumble
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Danny in the latest episode of The Valley #Bravo #BirthdayBoy
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Goobert Goobertson @goobertgoo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Add it to the LinkedIn Lunatics pile I’m good at my corporate job because I don’t eat meat and brought a vegetarian option to a bbq
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