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Jim Thompson

@gonzopancho.bsky.social
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Co-owner: Netgate (TNSR, pfSense) Tech: VPP, FreeBSD Owner: Bump IT Offroad, TriMeki Tech stack: LandCruisers, Miller Welders, CNC, SolidWorks Love: my wife, our son Pastimes: coffee, beer, wine, books, snowboarding, weightlifting Long ago: Fringeware

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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Well let me ask you one question, is your money that good? Will it buy you forgiveness? Do you think that it could? Well I think you will find when your death takes its toll, all the money you made will never buy back your soul.”
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did Marco Rubio just tell the world that the US is purchasing or facilitating the movement of Russian oil?
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Night 2 Ball Arena Denver, CO #bmfs
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sure it’s just continuous
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Night 1 Ball Arena Denver, CO #bmfs
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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OBEY/CONSUME
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They not only had draw in the leading ‘1’, they had to regear the internal flow meter, which still had to measure to within 0.3% Under guidelines like the NIST Handbook 44, pumps are allowed a tolerance of just ± 0.3%
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sean Duffy (born October 3, 1971) is 54 (55 in about a month). Sydney Sweeney (born September 12, 1997) is 28, 29 in a few days. (Our son went to kindergarten with her.) Sydney is about 1/2 Sean’s age. Sean is a creep.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why would a just God take Dolly before Donnie?
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mjfr... Get it right, @yasharali.bsky.social
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
alfalfa???? Get real, let’s talk about *almonds* It takes about 1 gallon (roughly 3.2 liters) of water to grow a single individual almond, which is comparable to the water needs of other tree crops like peaches, walnuts, and pistachios.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Spain
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We were born before the wind Also younger than the sun Ere the bonnie boat was won As we sailed into the mystic
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You know the USSS stuffed the orange one in that food cart just to see if they could. I can only imagine the stifled snickers.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fifty thou a year will no longer buy a lot of beer. www.beervanablog.com/beervana/202...
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Man in Sunglasses Wakes Up in Car
ALT: Man in Sunglasses Wakes Up in Car
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Now do data centers
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
www.wholefoodsmarket.com/grocery/prod...
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Peekaboo Veggies in Every Bite Ice Cream, Chocolate with Hidden Cauliflower, 14 oz (Frozen) | Grocery Pickup & Delivery | Whole Foods Market
Shop Peekaboo Veggies in Every Bite Ice Cream, Chocolate with Hidden Cauliflower, 14 oz (Frozen) by Peekaboo Ice Cream at Whole Foods Market. Order online for fast delivery or curbside pickup, or visi...
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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AHS: Arsenic in Wine and Pasta Confession
ALT: AHS: Arsenic in Wine and Pasta Confession
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
nope
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Now do Joe Smith
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Joseph Smith Lds
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Can’t act on anything if he’s dead, can’t be replaced while they don’t admit it.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?
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Clyde Clyde Orangutan
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
QOTD: "before you waste a lot of time in therapy trying to understand men, consider that Napoleon got volunteers to man a battery position at Fort Mulgrave with a 100% casualty rate by simply renaming it "the battery of not being a little bitch". "Batterie des hommes sans peur"
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Siege of Toulon
The Siege of Toulon (29 August to 19 December 1793) was a decisive military operation during the French Revolutionary Wars (1792-1802), conducted by a French Republican army to retake the port city...
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Run her against Cruz
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Apparently the ‘W’ fell off the sign for the women’s restroom. It was a bad sign
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There ain't no way a horse drew this.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Killing robots is ok. Also: sex with robots is ok.
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Blade Runner Rick Dec Smoking
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I had pizza (and beer) while watching the last 35 minutes
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Narrator: he doesn’t love you
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mom said it’s my turn to own the Strait!
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Good Thumbs Up
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I had to look it up. But I was also alive when Herbert Hoover was.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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George Bush Classroom Visit
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
May this be how they’re treated the rest of their days
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Accurate, detailed journalism and the wildest read this week.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Why would Honda name their minivan after a story where everyone but the driver dies?
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
<Fast Food Nation has entered the chat> www.youtube.com/shorts/wWHt-...
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💩 in the meat in Fast Food Nation #shorts
YouTube video by omidfilms
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And Cuba
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s not irony, it’s hypocrisy. Irony is a surprising mismatch between expectations and reality, whereas hypocrisy is a moral failing where someone violates the very rules or ethical standards they demand of others.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
rapidly approaching CVEs/second
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There is a logic bomb Trump would be claiming a plot to change the results of an election worked against him while was president, but somehow did not when he was out of office, allowing him to win again.
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So, Graham died of an aortic dissection. This is something I have a bit of experience with, as I have a dissection that’s runs from about 1mm from my aortic root (close to the heart) and runs full length to the illiac artery high in my left leg. Thread:
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If a pig looses their voice, are they disgruntled?
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ding dong, the bitch is dead.
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Kate McKinnon as Lindsey Graham: Excuse My Foul Language SNL
ALT: Kate McKinnon as Lindsey Graham: Excuse My Foul Language SNL
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He's obviously being buried in a closet instead of a coffin, right?
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They say these things happen in threes…
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yo momma is so classless she could be a Marxist utopia
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Karl Marx's AI Dance
ALT: Karl Marx's AI Dance
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Jim Thompson @gonzopancho.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tinder and FB marketplace are basically the same thing. You swipe until you see something you like, throw some game and if everything works out you’re meeting up in a parking lot so someone gets fucked.
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