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Awry

@goneawry.bsky.social
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30 year old dweeb that likes cats, games, beer, cars, and motorcycles. Hell yeah.

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Abebe Tinari @tinari.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
2 years ago I responded to a Tweet from @shankmods.bsky.social It turned into an unforgettable adventure Shank is a great storyteller, and the video he made chronicling the whole ordeal is truly something special Even if you have no interest in CRTs, it’s worth a watch! youtu.be/JfZxOuc9Qwk?...
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What Happened to the World's Largest Tube TV?
YouTube video by Shank Mods
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Had a health scare with my baby boy recently that left me shook. He'll have to take steroids for the rest of his life but damn it, it'll be a long and happy one at any financial cost 😤 Love your pets like every day is your last ❤️ #cats
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Shoutouts to my fellow geriatric gamers who remember using Ventrilo for voice chat. The angry raid leader with obnoxious eurobeat music that bled through when he pushed to talk will remain in my psyche forever ✊🏼
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If I ever ask you what your best impression is and you give me Stitch from Lilo and Stitch, I will dropkick you in the MOUTH EVERYONE CAN DO A STITCH IMPERSONATION YOURE, NOT SPECIAL SAMANTHA
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Rio @sir-weeniee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
"You can cut things? Let's see you cut the sun in half, dipshit." Or "How I would've ended jujutsukaisen" #jujutsukaisen #jjk #anime
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
My internal overworld music is 24/7 Color Your Night until I meet the smallest amount of adversity possible. Then, it's The Best Is Yet To Come set to 11 #persona #metalgear
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hey what's up. I'm pretty cool, and you're pretty cool. You shitpost? Hell yeah brother/sister hop in the car we're gonna make this website a little bit funnier #promosky
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
That extreme hunger feeling after your stomach growls sucks so bad. I just want abs why must I suffer
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You know what? Fuck you. *adds DRM to your prescription* #promosky #gamingsky
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Sooo Louis from Metaphor refantazio is basically Griffith?
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just saw a reddit post asking where all the single early 30 year old guys are and how to meet them. I'm at home, sipping on a beer, soldering, and watching videos on how medieval seiges worked while keeping my cat from stealing my wires. I'm off the fuckin' grid
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Anyone else's Spotify wrapped looking almost exactly the same as last year's? I am a creature of habit, apparently
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It's all about the details fellas 🤌🏼 #bmw #cars
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Some dudes be playing gay chicken so hard they end up in a quaint downtown loft overlooking a duck pond with a lovely rooftop garden they grow tomatoes and basil in and have a pomeranian named Cleo
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Imagine if every internet argument you've ever had was resolved like this
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My toxic trait is that I like to watch 90-day fiance solely for the purposes of MAD shit talking.
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Greentext Reposter @greentextreposter.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I want it to be 2003 and be in a Tilt arcade at my local mall. the one where you'd get tinnitus hanging around the MK2/House of The Dead machine. You know the one.
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Entering that phase in life where I have 3 tabs open at all times. Zillow - filtered with "has garage" Google - searching on how to add a mini split to a garage Home depot - toolbox section... maybe harbor freight cherry pickers
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You've made it over the hump. You got it, homie #dailyhomiecheckup #cats #vibes #happy #sad
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I've been kicked out of better establishments. Fuck you burger "king" #promosky #bluesky
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Fast food joint's drive through employees now recognize me. I have officially hit rock bottom
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So apparently blasting Chip Skylark's magnum opus "My Shiny Teeth and Me" is grounds for aux privilege being removed. Man fuck this. Can't have anything anymore
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Last time I buy pirated dvd's from temu I swear to god
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just found this image on my cat's phone. What the hell do I do guys. How does he even know Spanish?
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Looking to be mutuals with like-minded people! I'm the typical dude ass dude, but not asshole. -Gaming -A bit of anime/manga (was SUPER into it until around 2013ish) -motorcycles/Cars -Wrenching -Animals -Space -tolerance/equality I'll mostly shitpost about games... probably. #promosky
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Still reeling from the fact that if I were to ever get isekai'd into the One Punch Man universe I'd get absolutely shitstomped by Mumen Rider.
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
No idea why people are complaining about Stalker 2's probable bugs. Real eurojank is dealing with the x-ray engine circa 2010. How long am I playing for? I guess until the memory leak gets me. Or the game breaking blood suckers That's a FEATURE, not an anomoly baybee
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
People on golf carts on the road are a menace. Why is your golf cart lifted with fuckin' off road tires??? To go to bucees??
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
As the sun begins to wane, the night shift gremlins stir and awaken to once again rule the night. Completely rested. 100% efficient sleep.
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My dumb ass accidentally made one of the best decisions in my life almost 9 years ago #cats #cat #happy
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You romanced shadow heart because she's cute and is able to become a good person. I committed war crimes to romance Minthara because she'll step on me if I so much as glance at her wrong. We are NOT the same. (I played a male Drow) #bg3 #baldursgate3
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
TBH this broke the meta. Devs overcorrected with the the Chicxulub hot fix and opened it up for greifers. I want my money back. #wolves #funny #history #animals
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Motodemic headlight mod for my Striple! Fellas, is it sick or sacrilegious? #motorcycles #Triumph
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"Hey so when I borrowed your car I guess I was still close enough for it to sync up with you in the garage. I thought you said it was a gaming podcast?"
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"What do you mean I have to call to schedule an appointment?"
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ever see those power washing videos? Satisfying right? Take an afternoon off, put on some music, and experience deep cleaning zen. Bonus, your wheels are super shiny! Pro tip: add ceramic coating after and the break dust won't stick as much! #bmw #cleaning #cars
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Awry @goneawry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Inaugural post and a CRITICAL one at that. (He's on a diet, don't worry)
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