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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 11h
Are the horizontal stripes on the wall necessary?
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 15h
Easy, Russia leaves and pays reparations. See, easy.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 15h
He bought half a days worth of diesel. 1. Shouldn't buy anything from Russia. 2. The lower intelligence tier of his voters, aka 90% of them, don't know how much diesel the US uses per day. 3. Release the Trump files showing he raped children.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These were just plain old Florida toads. But he wasn't totally stupid he never did it again, even when the toads came out.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When Kraft came out with high protein Mac and cheese, I was hoping it had hit the apex in the current food trends. If you really need protein, eat an egg, or some beans and rice.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please stop. Do they want me to vote straight blue multiple times.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What he didn't do is the same as doing it. He is at fault for what happened as well.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Those are some chubby cubs.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I always loved George Brett he was spicy.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That stuff came out right before the aids epidemic in the 80s. Very bad timing.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's looking at them like they are the biggest jerk in the world. WTF did you do to my babies you jerk!
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The 3 - 1 Giants agree.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Momma lions will smack the crap out of male lions if they are mean to the cubs.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I cannot imagine.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is pretty much already poison. A brilliant Frenchman discovered a way to resolve all the deaths from raw milk 140 years ago. He also is responsible for dozens of other things including: Anthrax vaccine, Cholera vaccine, Rabies vaccine.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like how the kitten is still trying to injure itself.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's like telling a kid if he gets good grades he'll get a new Xbox.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not the people who keep voting her stupid ass back in for like the last 18 years.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The dachshund licking the toad is so funny. I had a dachshund bite a toad and for about an hour he was trying to get the taste out of his mouth.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was explaining to my grand kids that we survived on hose water as kids. No one cared if the neighborhood kids drank from their hose,and of course we always rolled the hose back up. They thought I was exaggerating until their GG told them it was true.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I guess but they're kinda pasty and gross, but still someone must've seen an animal dig them up and eat them. Then got dared by one of his friends to give it a shot.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Peanuts is the one food I've always wondered about. You can't see them they grow underground, you can't eat them raw. So someone had to dig them up and cook them and realize they are good. Then someone decided to grind them up and make the most wonderful food ever, peanut butter.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Isn't that what thise scales are for? I assume as much because they are too high to slap my naughty bits on for weight measurements.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sucking Trump's balls. That is his greatest skill.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not gonna lie, if I were fit I'd wear those. But I am far from fit so it would look bad.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't eat sushi from Publix, I sure am not going to eat it from WaWa.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stupid.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait QT is in Arizona?
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Man in Moose T-shirt: Stupid Berserk
ALT: Man in Moose T-shirt: Stupid Berserk
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doesn't he work at the morgue at night. If I remember correctly there is a scene where he is driving and he is talking about the dark windows tint and he flips off a cop to show how dark it is. That was so funny to me as a kid.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would love to play with a baby elephant like that.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's good because dogs shouldn't drink alcohol. But good job keep it up!
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have that popcorn bucket in my cupboard. I use it quite a bit.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scheiße movies.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
ALT: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is that? I am an avid sports guy, but don't listen to podcasts. Is he one of those guys?
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where will I get my end of days food buckets from now? Good riddance you creepy fuck.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My wife goes with me to Lions games every year with my brother and sister and this is her. I love her to death and the fact that she puts up with my family's football game bullshit makes me love her more.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've had several 5 year old children in the past, and they are not gentle. They broke more stuff because they are clumsy and goofy. I still love them, even their 5 year old kids, but gentle they were not.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More errors? Oh no.
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Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
ALT: Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am finally getting through #Valheim 1.0, I have been playing since 2021 so now I move on to hopefully finish. But, this armor set is my favorite, the Wolf Armor with Daur Fang as a bow. Used it to get Moder, so 4 down 3 to go!
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Give her unlimited naps. Only wake her for walks, treats and pets.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need computers doing CEO and board jobs. They literally do nothing but make shitty decisions and you could pay people more.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those look amazing!
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, but it was one chewable pill. Not like his mom sent him there with a pharmacy.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to run on MS DOS
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of my grandkids got in trouble for taking a children's Tylenol he brought to school. It is so dumb.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dong
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Laughing Butt-head
ALT: Laughing Butt-head
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A 1/4 teaspoon of paprika is just what falls out when I open the lid to shake about 37 tablespoons in.
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gommash.bsky.social @gommash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not a scientist but they look like brothers.
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