iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 21h

this laundry basket was empty for less than 30 seconds

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 23/09/2026

i am a terrible morning person so this is a thing i do every night

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 23/09/2026

shit, i got got here, thanks to the person that pointed it out — i even tried to double-check, but x is a pain in the ass to view without an account now and forgot to look for the flair badges people pay them for

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19/09/2026

another record we picked up weeks ago that we haven’t had time to listen to, this was my partner’s pick

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19/09/2026

anyway, back to friday night records, i have been so busy that this is the first time i have played this, which i got for my birthday three weeks ago. obv, it fucking rules, but i didn’t have it on record.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 19/09/2026

haven’t done friday night records in a minute mostly because i am Too Busy but i am going to this show next week and CEREMONY’s new record is excellent

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10/09/2026

chatham, i have always known you to be a man of superb taste

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10/09/2026

the thing about “did you get dressed in the dark?” is that often, the answer is yes. these are my house shoes, which i discovered in their normal place when i got home from work, just like this. i was walking around in these in the dark when i left for work.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/09/2026

counterpoint, this is *exactly* what they should be doing. trump is going to keep veto power over congress even in the sunniest, most optimistic scenario for the midterms, legislation wins will be limited, and a 2029 dem DOJ is going to have a smoking crater on their hands, start doing the work now

With the Trump Administration in charge for two more years, the “point” of oversight hearings is not to generate criminal referrals to the Department of Justice, or even to get Republicans to break with Trump on legislation. The idea is to clearly demonstrate the bad behavior of Trump and his team so that they are discredited going into the 2028 presidential election and beyond. J.D. Vance and Marco Rubio should have to answer for their role in what the oversight committees expose to voters. Going for quick wins as companies look to distance themselves from the Trump Administration during the lame duck years of his presidency does not accomplish that goal.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/09/2026

man, idk, but this almost sounds like malicious compliance from someone who knows this is wildly illegal and will be used for wildly illegal purposes

In the document, ICE says that the agency will initially provide a list of specific states it wants to acquire public voter registration files from, though the successful contractor will need to have the capability to obtain data from all 50 states. ICE is also seeking voting history data “for each federal election specified by the government, including general, primary, runoff, and special federal elections.” ICE is seeking publicly available information from each state, which each have their own rules around how it is obtained. This would include voter registration, and in many cases, voting history. Either could potentially include party affiliation—a move that experts believe will violate a right to privacy for US voters.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/09/2026

if you taught an ape the politics of the median oklahoma voter, that ape wouldn’t kill itself, it would learn to use an assault rifle and kill every human it saw

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/09/2026

just what everyone wanted for the holiday season, a christmas carol adaptation for twitter debate me bros

“In other adaptations, Scrooge is kind of an asshole, and then the rest of the characters are benevolent, perfect people. And it was really our goal to try to balance that out to say that there’s much more of a gray area in the story,” West tells EW. “We want to give Scrooge logic and a good argument, so when he is making an argument about something, he’s not wrong.”

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/08/2026

since that appeared to be a fake, i got got (i am on a 30m lunch and don’t have time to research, here’s the deleted post

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/08/2026

COOK YOUR LIQUID OFF FASTER YOU BASTARDS

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/08/2026

whether you live here or are just planning a visit, go see a thorns game

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/08/2026

i’m getting close to AI and LLM as well

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 25/08/2026

this isn’t a lawsuit, it’s an application for a promotion

The administration has “committed an enormous amount of time and energy in planning for the forthcoming renovation and restoration of this building, a task which President Trump, given his unrivaled expertise and experience in real estate and construction, and prominence as President, is uniquely qualified to accomplish,” Mayers wrote Monday in opposition to a motion from Rep. Joyce Beatty, D-Ohio, to block the administration from closing the center completely.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 23/08/2026

the average NW portland sidewalk on an average night looks like you’re going to get murdered, the phone camera illuminated this more than it appears in real life

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 23/08/2026

this is one person with a trump surname who i do not want immediately imprisoned but i reserve the right to change my mind

Ken Trump, president of the consulting firm National School Safety and Security Services, said before schools allow police to bring in technology like shock gloves, there should be a careful discussion of questions like how school resource officers will respond to students with disabilities or special medical needs, how parents will be informed and under what circumstances the gloves can be used.

“Less than lethal doesn’t mean low risk,” Trump said.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17/08/2026

thinking you can fix nancy mace is more or less the same energy as this

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 15/08/2026

introduce yourself as what almost killed you

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 14/08/2026

warhammer nerds, check out this tattoo my friend did on my other warhammer nerd friend today

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/08/2026

took this koozie to the bar with me specifically because of aaron’s video

a coors light tall boy in a lucero koozie

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 07/08/2026

new weird, stupid and probably predatory instagram feature: this post from my band account was from june and i did nothing to promote or pay for it. this is how it turned up in my feed today.

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