Reposted by Jake Englishthe freaks pervert @thefreakspervert.bsky.social · 27/12/2025hi im the freaks pervert 031
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Bonked ma noggin! #concussionworldrecord #moredamagethanbrain #happyfriday 010
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Sometimes? Boys are girls. Important lesson for blokes new to this factoid. 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 06/12/2025There’s also far more other buddies than I am used to!!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I am playing animals crossing! A right delightful time!! These islands seem much safer than mine though. I’m not sure when the beasties come in, or how to make weaponry? 110
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 06/12/2025GREAT JUMPING JEHOSHAPHAT I FINALLY REMEMBERED MY OL HUMDINGER OF A PASSWORD!!! It was ‘Neytiri73!’ (Do not worry- I changed it!! I know now that 73 was a silly choice for a number and instead used my birthday!) 010
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Jake English says: condesce and sassacre thank you. Mwah. 020
Reposted by Jake English𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘇 @chucklevoodoo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ. 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠, ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ. { ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 } 𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ. 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨, ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ. 14846
Reposted by Jake English 𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???” #hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 11510
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Well WONDERFUL! I may try my trousers at a tittletad of further alliteratory adventures if that fillets your fish then!! Haha!! How are you doing, then? 100
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Hmmm… yes!!! I would say so!!! Perhaps not as a lion, but CERTAINLY as a daisy!!! 100
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 05/04/2025GOSH, trying to watch these animes the way Dirk tells me to, but the gosh darned subtitles are hard to keep up with sometimes!!!! Nobody tell him I swapped over to the dubs….*wipes sweat from brow nervously* 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The most STANDUP of ladies, if I may SAY! (alongside you of course!!!) 110
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I’ve been feeling a tad dizzy today. Perhaps the flu bug has finally flown its way to my island? YIKES! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I see!! It is ECTOBIOLOBABBLE that I WILL NOT GET INTO!! …What, erm… what was said about me? 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Maybe, yes!! It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 02/03/2025YES!! HAHA… Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Well I AM the head of SKAIANET, I must have a few thoughts shaking around in this hollow noggin of mine, HAH!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I SEE!! Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!! Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 01/03/2025WOWIE!!! We are??? THE FAMILY PILE KEEPS GETTING LARGER!!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Anyhow… gosh. I don’t get hammered too often, I prefer keeping my gourd on LOCK and also I don’t think drinking is particularly positive for my myriad of brain injuries… but gosh, I am HUNGOVER AND IT IS YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO DIP INTO THE WHISKY! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I enjoy how this is at the bottom of my screen while I’m posting. CORRECT, BLUESKY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 01/03/2025A BLUE LADY??? IN THE FLESH??? Why have you not INTRODUCED US, ROXY!!!! Oh gosh… *straightens and adjusts collar nervously* A blue lady is a blue lady, no matter what, you know! 100
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Which is to say I am jealous of those with pretty and plump puckers :( soft as snow!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I don’t think myself the jealous type, but GOLLY is it a pain to have chapped lips. Those who don’t get it DO NOT GET IT!!! MUST WE AS A SOCIETY REGRESS SO FAR WE DO NOT HAVE A CURE FOR SUCH A THING????? 100
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The FRIENDSHIP PILE just KEEPS GETTING GRANDER!!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Gosh, I can admit, I am inclined to meet as well some days !!! Though my good friend had a cat who was a FIEND for some good cheese. It hurts their fuzzy tummies so they can’t have a lot I think, but I digress. If you were a class in whatever game this is I’m SURE I would choose it! 010
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 26/02/2025WOWIE!! This poor fella looks like he will be SHREDDED LIKE MOZZARELLA with those slashers!!!! WHAT A POUNCE!! 110
Reposted by Jake EnglishNepeta @nepetagaming.bsky.social · 26/02/2025:33 < *ac pops up!* :33 < hello! wow this place looks like lots of fun! *ac cannot wait to m33t some new furends, her body is absolutely tingling with excitement!* :33 < hopefully i arrived befur those stinky tf2 jerks did *ac hates those guys!* #homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp 152
Reposted by Jake Englishericlogue.bsky.social @ericlogue.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Olympic National Park, WA 017613
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Sometimes, I wonder if the real chums are the bothersome bastards that don’t leave when you close your eyes. Sometimes, I wonder if I have a bit too much brain damage!!! WHO KNOWS!! 000
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025THE WATER WAS TOO DEEP! MY TOOTSIES ARE IN TUMULTUOUS TURMOIL IN THE DAMPEST OF WAYS!! 010
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Vriska…? I’m sure the name is familiar, buddy! But I’m not sure if I’ve spoken to them. I hope she has been treating you as kind as a stand up lady like you deserves !! I missed you just the same. I understand wanting to hear a voice that isn’t busy with its BOTHERATIONS. 100
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Gosh, is it groggy as a great gator swamp today!! If my booties weren’t so expertly suited to the weather, my socks would be soaked!! 100
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Nothing like a good ENGLISH MUFFIN to get a lad FIRED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! Named after yours truly!!! (HAHA! Joshing you!! Though my gran said such a thing, I truly believed it for a long while there!!!!) 010
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025IT JUST MAY BE!!! No need to get those pretty peepers checked, Ms Lalonde!! And I MUST SAY, you’re the most WELCOMING WELCOME a LAD COULD ASK FOR! LUCKY ME! 100
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025☆Mun is 20! ☆No Dni, I’ll block you if I don’t like you. ☆Homestucks please interact !! ☆Any fandom welcome tho :D 010
Jake English @golgothas-terrors.bsky.social · 25/02/2025“𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒! 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.” ☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆ #homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrpmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a person reading a book called spider-manALT: a cartoon of a person reading a book called spider-man 188
