bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 9hEvery once in awhile it’s nice to take a dump that reminds you that you’re still healthy, like ‘ain’t no sickly person pushing out something with the girth and length of this nasty thing.’ 000 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 9hDid not intend to play at all this evening, but currently at 93.9%. Idk what my time is but it would be shorter if I weren't combing the map. Zero clue how you get the 4-hour achievement if it requires the good ending. 000 0
Reposted by bjorkAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Hell Yeah Alucard 92498775 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 19hA fully working Panasonic Q. Then I'd pay off student loans and buy houses for my close friends. 010 0
Reposted by bjorkgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 21hopen wide oh god not that wide 99011 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Even with full mobility, it's still just not clicking. I do like the story and the art, but so much swinging so many spike rooms so many spike rooms 100 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Maybe to somebody but I think there’s entirely too much of it. 010 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 16/10/2026The actual saltybet site is where you can create an account and bet. It's fun even though the money isn't real. Learning which Goku is the good one, etc. When I slip up, I can lose like 11 hours in one day on there... 010 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 16/10/2026It is not often that I am completely wiped out at 7 pm, but once I wash this crock pot, I'm calling it a day. 030 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I never had one. I don't know if I even knew it was a thing. 010 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Rolled credits on the bad ending. I'm still in it to get to 100% but I may do it slowly. 110 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Emergency laundry day, we meet again. We have to stop doing this. 010 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wait until you get to RC Zero Sugar, it’s like the final form in Rez, I tell ya what 000 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I know nothing about this game or this poster, but it’s refreshing to read a story about someone encountering an issue they’re specifically having, and taking the time to sort it out. Way above my knowledge level, but it reads way cooler than ‘I asked ai to do it for me.’ 000 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026A reminder that I should get back to looking at more Commodore 64 stuff 170 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I mean, you don’t have a gun, but thry can take some hits. It could be the slightly slower pace that makes it feel that way to me, though. Dead Cells enemies would take a lot of abuse too, but it feels different here. Maybe tanky is the wrong word but it’s what came to mind in the moment. 010 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/20264ish hours in thoughts: - I like exploring maps in this style of game - I dislike tanky combat in this style of game - I do want to see the full story - I have said 'this isn't fun' aloud about six times already Reserving judgment until I see 100% but it may be one I finish once and that's it. 430 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026little hiccup, but now it's up. time to vania some castles 130 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Am I taking a nap to prep for Castlevania unlocking at 9? Mhmm 130 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I guess I should make it known ahead of time... I'm fully aware that Dylan McKay is a mess of a person and I do not care. 😍😍 000 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm gonna 'officially' watch all of 90210 at some point, but just the pilot today. Theme song is a banger. But... chauffeurs at the high school, like what 220 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Calling for people to be shot as I stand in my please don't shoot me because I'm a dickhead box 000 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Decided to bargain with my inner child. "If you be good at the store, you can get ice cream" Burrito stuff attained 020 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Want to make burritos, do not have burrito components to assemble said burritos. Also do not want to enter vehicle to drive to the burrito component getting place. What do 110 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The fact that I’m debating whether or not to turn the heater on, feels good man. 010 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I would later visit that teacher as a first grader to show her the houses I wanted my parents to buy, from one of those free 'homes for sale' books you could get at the grocery store. She was like, "oh those look wonderful" but I'm sure she was like, "get this weird little bastard away from me." 020 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In front of my kindergarten class, asked which song we should sing. The teacher meant something along the lines of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. I said, "Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top" and was met with 30 little blank stares. It would be 29 but the teacher is included in the count. 120 0
Reposted by bjorkJohn Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A reminder for those at the back. 3112123523 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it's an xbox wired controller, I think the brand is A Power? They're less expensive and reliable, so long as you don't go bouncing them off concrete. This new one is purple and has more buttons than the last one I had. It seems okay so far though. 120 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026People saying, "oh I might like her now" - this applies to both her and to the person she is talking to. 010 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it's like the computing equivalent of when Ren has space madness, heh 110 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026yeah, but I haven't tried it to see if it's wonky yet. Gotta give it a test first. 020 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I recently replaced a controller that was having right stick drift. I dropped the new one and now the trigger and d-pad are all weird. So since I was at the store today, I bought another one. Damn if I didn't drop that shit on the floor, the exact second I walked into my house. Cursed existence. 330 0
Reposted by bjork🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is the kinda phone you use to hire Golgo 13 for a hit. 12612169 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Saw a very small amount of info on this at the Laika exhibit that ran at Seattle Mopop back in 2023 and have been eager to see it ever since. The promise of Tom Waits also doesn't hurt. I hope it's great! 140 0
bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I know my baseball season ended, but it feels weird to not stream on a sunday. Maybe we'll play something in a few. 110 0
