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Golferman

@golferman.bsky.social
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Liberal 💙. Retired Professional Golfer. No MAGA. NO DMS. @Brucethegolfer on that other place. 82 years old. Married over 30 years (2nd), 5 kids living (1 deceased), 12 grandkids and 6 greats. AKA Brucethegolfer #BlueCrew

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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I’m in Twitmo for a week @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I’m in Twitmo for a week.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I’m in Twitmo for a week.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
At my age (82), I am only a casual golfer (30 to 40 rounds a year), but I play pool 2 or 3 days a week. It’s a great way to get in a little physical activity and exercise the mind too. Best to you and your Dad.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Looking at those bimbos at Mara Taco is probably enough to turn a lot of straight men gay.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
And just when you were getting used to the old one. 😔
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Maybe her G Spot is off center?
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Maybe a couple too many edibles Jane? Not there’s anything wrong with that. 😀😀
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
We enjoyed both cities, but we enjoyed Florence the most.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I’m sure you would love it.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Wife and I spent 4 lovely days there in 2001. Then 4 days in Rome.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
And you can get windmill cancer from them.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Good Morning Jane 😀☕️😀
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Using super polite terminology today 😂☕️💙
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
So maybe Tesla should offer penile enhancement surgery as a perk to buying one.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hooray, Hooray It’s the First of May Outdoor Fvcking Starts today
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
May she recover quickly. ❤️
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
And he knows more about chickens than Heather. NOT!
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’m honored!!😀😀 Glad your election went the way it should. 👏👍
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Sub deals?? We’re buying or selling submarines??
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If I ever get to your part of Canada, I’m in. Have been to Calgary twice, Vancouver once and Toronto several times. Also went the Canada route from NF to Sault Ste. Marie on a trip from Boston to Grand Rapids. 💙
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Who’s Afraid of Vagina Wolff?
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Rumor has that Harriet Hageman is #1 on his conjugal visit list.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Good one🤣🤣
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Well my 2025 budget just got shot to hell. AC is out due to refrigerant leak. Replacing coils and condenser. $7200. Unit is 13 years old. Oh well. So glad our investments are doing so well.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Good morning Jane. Up early here as we have painters arriving at 8 and will be here for 4 days. Gonna take another 2 or 3 days to put the house back together, hang pictures, arrange shelves, etc.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Thankfully her vibrating butt plug (nickname Corey) was hidden away in a safe place.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Nancy seems a bit triggered. Perhaps she hasn’t received her daily servicing bent over her desk.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Keeping the ants happy 😃 😀
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Plus the requisite ass kissing.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
You’re also Queen of the North 😀😀
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
He didn’t fall far from the tree.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Corey gifted her for doing anal.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I’m guessing the Easter Egg Roll has been cancelled and replaced with a pussy grabbing contest.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I’m doing okay. Can get a little depressed about the sad state of things here Am always glad to see your posts.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
A nice tasting stool softener?
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
😃😃
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Followed all!! Thanks, Pete.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Seems like it will be more painful than passing gall stones or kidney stones.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Unless your plumber screws up. 😃
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I’m from the “just make it a ball” school. My wife on the other hand is a pro at folding fitted sheets.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Why is a mistake called a cockup?
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Is that a “clitique”?
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Isn’t “training” when you ride the Acela to NY?
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
As well you should!!
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My son manages the golf department at a Dick’s store. Has worked for them for close to 20 years.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m old enough to have watched black and white 📺. Good morning Jane😃.
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I dunno, “Mounds” is a contender. Hi Jane!😀😀
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Golferman @golferman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
In not so loving terms, so we know that they are on the right track.
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