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Goldy Thirtysecond

@goldythirtysecond.bsky.social
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Author, genius, sex symbol, spy.

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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I endorse this as thoroughly as a fish endorses dropping gin in the lake.
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Some people say The Interrobang Chronicles is ludicrous but almost every bit of it comes from my life, especially the parachuting bit. Anyhow it's available for pre-order now which is a thing I guess. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNKLGXBT
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The Interrobang Chronicles
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
With a heavy heart I have to admit I think being a no stunt Larry was probably the mold talking. But The Interrobang Chronicles is all me, baby. (Well, it’s fiction, so it’s not exactly me. But it’s all loosely based on my life, except for 3 events. The Olympics have never been in Belgium.)
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Merry Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! I hope you have a radish, or a wank, or a screw!
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
To all the b-holes: Iron Man dies in Endgame. And I’m not even joking.
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is not a perfect rendering of my beloved canine companion, but it's as good as can be done with mere pen. I am feeling more confident in my partner in publishing The Interrobang Chronicles.
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If you thought 2024 was bad, James Blunt is releasing an album in 2017.
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hey gurls that field is a tarantula habitat it’s not worth it someone’s gunna get hurt. Are you not reading my tweets? It’s a TARANTULA HABITAT TURN AROUND
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I need to let you know that I am an absolute computer genius. Unfortunately do to privacy needs I don't have one of my own. I can only use social media at a secret library in a cave with three minutes of dial-up a day so if I don't respond quick or right that's why.
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I can’t believe I have to take Out the garbage. I live off the grid on Trebein Road in Xenia, Ohio, I don’t need this.
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love @flintstonerocky.bsky.social. I think he’s a really interesting artist.
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Goldy Thirtysecond @goldythirtysecond.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
just setting up my twittr.
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