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Goldsteel

@goldsteel.bsky.social
115 followers 82 following 280 posts

PhD in Particle Physics. Experimental Physicist. Interested in nuclear energy, education, equality, virtual reality and research. Opinions are my own and do not reflect any group, company or organisation.

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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Everyone opposes baked beans until they've had baked beans. It's only a matter of time until you accept the beans. I am merely ahead of the curve. Beanpilled. Thriving. Full of beans.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I like choccy milk, and perhaps some day soon I will drink more of it
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Note to self: After connecting SMA cables all day, do not tell people that I was 'fiddling with nuts' for hours.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you're a bot and you post on my shitposting while trawling for engagement bait then you're gay and you owe me 4 quids worth of rent shitting up my mountain of garbage
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It is too hot. I demand it be tepid once more.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
We need more movies that show the fumble of discovery and the rather unglamorous process of prototyping and learning from mistakes. You fall down and you get back up again.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I have reached a new level of decadence. I now have a HDMI switch connected to all my consoles, and the output of the HDMI switch goes through a capture card with low latency which then is displayed in OBS. I view the OBS window through my VR overlay, and play my consoles in VR remotely.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I wonder if pop-up pirate liked being stabbed repeatedly
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I am increasingly disappointed that more of the things that were free to everyone when I was a child are now subscription services that raise their prices every 6 months. I am counting down to the point where my wheelie bin won't even open unless I scan my card.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I am the adult and I decide what we have for dinner. Now, finish your skittles on toast.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Open a PDF and 4 different popups say "ask AI assistant to summarise your document" I CAN READ, DUMBASS. FUCK OFF.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The probability of the public urinal trough containing milk and cereal is slim, but not zero.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I'll only buy a house with a solid foundation and firm brickwork. It's a good investment and requires minimal repairs. Also, when the wolf comes, he'll huff and he'll puff and be grossly disappointed.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
SHUT UP. My Dad works for the Microsoft help and support team and he will ISSUE CLOSED on you without reading what you posted.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I was never really able to psychologically recover from 'the peas are upside down' image. Reality hasn't been the same since.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I nervously laugh as I walk through the metal detector and it beeps. "Must be my balls of steel, haha". I lie to the security officer knowing full well that I have eaten 3 boxes of office paperclips today.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Could go for some Greggs Benedict right now
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I would like to thank my 100 followers for witnessing my mental illness and subsequent descent into lunacy where I am assassinated for speaking the truth by an unknown nationstate actor called Bob.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This is LIFE under SOCIALISM!! *shows you a picture of a slum in late stage western capitalism*
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Boss said to reroute the plumbing in this sector. Looks like coffee, diarrhea, chocolate milk and gravy flow through this pipe bundle. I sure hope I don't mix these labels up!
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
(pouring MicroMachines™️ into the carbonara) “Truly it enhances the flavour”
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Clothes are topologically no different to spagetti. Until we meet again!
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Remember: Unicode contains a transgender flag and a pride flag but not a confederate flag or a nazi flag.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Songs on the radio shouldn't include screaming, alarms, horn honking, sirens or anything of that sort. Television adverts should not have door knocking sounds.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
"Go ad free with premium!" Oh, cool! *closes your website*
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips
PDF of kebab and chips
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I would like to make a crispy cereal with just colourful number shapes so that the tagline can be "It's time to crunch the numbers"
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Watching videos of children screaming endlessly during the entire minecraft movie, quoting AI slop memes and throwing expensive popcorn at the screen is actually making me age 500 years.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Nothing quite like seeing AI slop plastered across Amazon taking advantage of patriotic holidays.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I just had a robocall from an unknown number that shouted "HELLO. ADD ME ON WHATSAPP." then it hung up
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My fucking local council just added MICROTRANSACTIONS to the bin collection I am fucking reeling
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ZenithVal @zenithval.com · 10/04/2025
Bad AAPL
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Someone has genuinely put a leaflet through my front door that was stuck shut with what smells like human semen. How. Why. WHY? Were you walking around with cummy hands???
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Drinking from my hip flask in public and every time someone gives me a dirty look I just say "Ribena". (Actually it's Vimto)
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Turns out ASUS just lies in it's documentation about which motherboards support which processors. Not a good look.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Today I learned that my computer starts up slower because of all the AI bullshit built into the god damn MOTHERBOARD.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I hate that my current experience of the NHS is having a telephone appointment for each individual thing that's wrong where people ask me, in a hostile tone, "What are your expectations here?" which seems to be part of the script. I expect you to heal me. That's your job. I don't need 50 phonecalls.
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Blackrobe @blackrobe.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The CEO of Gumroad made Gumroad “open source” 2 days ago and is now a DOGE operative in a position at the VA, actively changing VA . Gov’s code. You know what to do VRChat.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Today I learned that ChatGPT cannot draw toasters and locks up if you try and do that.
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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
sometimes I feel like a dinosaur, cause no one looks anything up anymore 🦕
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Thinking about this again.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Still thinking about that comment about how D&D dungeons are full of puzzles for toddlers.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The funniest thing about April Fools day is that it is an exercise in media literacy and post context that people don't practice on any other day.
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Sir Whiskers @rainbowlibrary.eu · 31/03/2025
In celebration of #TransDayOfVisibility, the Rainbow Library has unveiled a monument honouring the transformative and fluid nature of the human form! 🌊✨ Visit it in our VRChat world & read the plaque for a beautiful poem and deeper meaning. 🌈💖 #TDOV #LGBTQ #VRChat #Trans
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Fucking streaming services pulling shit like "Season 1, 2, 4 and 5 are free, but you must pay for season 3" as well as allowing you to watch the 2nd film in a series, but not the first, because it's hosted on a different streaming platform. GO TO HELL.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
One finger in your nose is fine but two fingers in the same nostril and now you’re some kind of freak.
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
>buy finger sandwiches >look inside >no fingers
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Goldsteel @goldsteel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I am once against astonished that some scammer can send me a spoofed email which looks like paypal sent it but my medical appointments are detected as spam because they came from dfgsedrt.ggGrorhghg@medicalplacereallegit.com with a low resolution image of the location that looks fake.
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