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Jason Goldman

@goldman.blue
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Text box aficionado, Escape Hatch Pod employee

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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 01/02/2026
Ok but that’s a banger tweet
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 15/01/2026
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HER
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 05/01/2026
The Hobbit film trilogy is kind of mid but Lee Pace as Thranduil is worth it. In this scene he’s really making some choices.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 26/12/2025
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 24/12/2025
And to my fellow Jews. Let’s just be crystal fucking clear. Idgaf if your great great grandfather was the Mayor of Deadwood during the Gold Rush. “Heritage” American will never ever include us.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 24/12/2025
Important to read and understand this part of Vance’s July speech at Claremont. His argument about heritage Americans over creedal Americans as the proper standard is going to be a dominant debate at the heart of the next Presidential cycle.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 18/12/2025
Source: I am a Hall of Fame sophist
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 16/12/2025
“I talked to a reporter on the record and didn’t like when they published what I said. I am also a senior political operative so I didn’t know how this works.”
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 09/12/2025
Imaging reading Dune and thinking the Muslims lose
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 07/12/2025
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 03/12/2025
No ya that checks out
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 03/12/2025
Spent a lot of time watching Claude over the years as he was a fave with the kids. Saw him most recently at the Academy of Science’s Halloween party where the 5yo was delighted to see him moving about. RIP to a San Francisco legend.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 17/11/2025
Sir Salman talking about one is his deleted scenes from Curb
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 06/11/2025
Ridin dirty
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 01/11/2025
4yo made this out of found items outside and lemons for the purpose of “covering up the smell of everyone’s farts”
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 01/11/2025
Shoutout to this house on Belvedere who goes all out every year
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 01/11/2025
We out here
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 29/10/2025
(Meant to include)
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 27/10/2025
You’re listening to K-pop Demon Hunters on the school dropoff run; we’re listening to it sung by synthesized cats. We are not the same.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 23/10/2025
I once heard another Meta exec make a version of this argument using cars instead of planes. And it is hilarious to me that they think using analogies to some of the most highly regulated industries in the world is a super killer point for their side.
Yann LeCun @ylecun
X.com
One cannot show that turbojets are safe before actually building turbojets and carefully refining them for reliability.
The same goes for Al.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 21/10/2025
But I thought Jared Kushner used his immense and generational influence with Netanyahu to broker a 3000 year peace
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 15/10/2025
How your email finds me
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 08/10/2025
This is why we Warcraft folks. A Devil Wears Prada reference in a raid armor collection achievement.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 23/09/2025
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against Chotiner when Kissinger is involved
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 30/08/2025
Reading Nuremberg Trials stuff and Hartley Shawcross just crushes the closing statement. Like dreaming about hitting a World Series homer for me, a Jewish debate kid. Anyway if I did that shit I would be telling EVERYONE for the rest of all time. Was stoked to see this pic of his gravestone.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 25/08/2025
Idfk man I’ve yet to come across anything this fucking dumb in 1933-1939
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 25/08/2025
Need to stop reading WW2 books where one of the dominant themes is always “Things Collapsed Quickly” because then I read paragraphs like this
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 24/08/2025
We’re still in season 1 unfortunately.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 11/08/2025
No yeah I can see why folks would indeed be dismayed. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/10/u...
"The shift came after Donald J Trump was re-elected as president and Mr Zuckerberg, along with other tech leaders, began courting his favor. 

The chairman of the Primary School's board of directors said at the time that the closure was not part of a DEI retrenchment by Mr Zuckerberg. The Chan Zuckerberg Initiative said the family would still be investing in East Palo Alto.

But to some Crescent Park neighbors, it was dismaying that the family was closing a school for low-income children while operating one for their own children against city rules.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 08/08/2025
Basically everything (77%) of the stuff mentioned in We Didn’t Start the Fire happens between 1949 (Joel’s birth) and 1963.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 04/08/2025
I’m not a conspiracy theorist but The Bad Guys franchise is pretty clearly a psyop to turn our kids into furries
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 11/07/2025
Supermoon.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 09/07/2025
If you’re an AI skeptic consider that Grok did a slicker antisemitic dog whistle than the VP
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 06/07/2025
The whole thing is legit fucked but this makes it personal www.lawfaremedia.org/article/good...
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 02/07/2025
Lollllll haters are so mad. This shit was amazing. I lost my entire mind.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 30/06/2025
!!!
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 30/06/2025
Fixed bayonets and then retired to Bowdoin only to see his legacy besmirched 140 years later. Shameful.
Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, American hero.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 26/06/2025
Good day at work 10years ago today.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 26/06/2025
I hold at your next the Gom Jabbar
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 24/06/2025
Summer goals
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 19/06/2025
Fool me once
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 19/06/2025
They’re trying to give me a stroke with this art
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 15/06/2025
The Endor poncho goes hard. All time camo pattern.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 14/06/2025
Like ... what?! www.mentalfloss.com/original-sta...
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 14/06/2025
Insane sourcing flex really www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/w...
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 11/06/2025
What instances are there of Elon publicly apologizes for anything before? This whole thing continues to show that, despite being a terrible dealmaker, the one person Trump gets the better of every time is Elon.
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 10/06/2025
How dare you
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 07/06/2025
Elon goes back to DC for what he’s been told is a high level negotiation over the deficit. Walks into the Oval. He sees Mike Johnson, Donald Trump, JD Vance, Big Balls. Trump says “Elon. We all love you and need to talk to you about how your drug problem is affecting us.”
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 05/06/2025
Asked and answered
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Jason Goldman @goldman.blue · 05/06/2025
Fuuck
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