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A place to ramble about my qunari [ex-]warden rook and the fanfic series I'm writing about her: archiveofourown.org/series/4855222

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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 2h
Rook has had a lot of intensely stcart shit happen to her but probably the strongest immediate jolt of bone-deep terror was hearing elgar'nan's voice in her head and starting to really understand how powerful he was.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 2h
Depends a lot on what someone's done and how/if they acknowledge their mistakes. She is fairly forgiving up to a point but boy howdy can she hold a grudge in the right (wrong) situation. Especially on behalf of other people!
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For a LONG time it was just "someone treats me like they like me during sex" because that felt so out of reach she couldn't think beyond it. Now she fantasizes a lot about overstimulation, Emmrich coming in his pants while she teases him about it, and tying him up
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rook has a huge sweet tooth and didn't have a lot of chances to indulge until recently. Her absolute favorite is a cardamom custard tart topped with thinly-sliced plums but she likes pretty much any fruit-based dessert. She especially loves anything with lemon or hazelnut.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rook isn't in contact with her mother and hates her uncle (her mother's brother who she suspects was abusing/controlling her mother, possibly sexually). She tells herself she's fine not having any family to speak of, but very deep down it's a wound she doesn't know how to handle.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not particularly, but in context if Emmrich's coming in her mouth then obviously she's going to swallow and enjoy it. Conceptually she loves that. But he's the one who likes to come in her and then clean her up with his mouth, he DOES love it. And she loves kissing him afterwards.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SO much. Honestly it isn't something she has words for or would necessarily feel comfortable asking for, but she'd very happily platonically cuddle some of her friends. but for sure she loves being snuggly with Emmrich and is glad he also enjoys it.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
listening when Emmrich wants to talk, lots of physical affection (sexual and nonsexual), fixing up the back garden/greenhouse for him, spending time together where they're just quietly doing their own thing but enjoying each other's company.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rook is 100% able to lift Emmrich with no problem and once she realizes how into it he is, she does it a lot! Usually carrying him to bed, holding him against a wall while they make out, etc
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In summer when it stays light longer, she likes evening walks by the river. If Emmrich has work/research to do, she'll sometimes read or sketch in his office to keep him company. If they're both free they will often read together or enjoy a nightcap while they chat about their day.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* oh his hands * wow * OH he's handsome under that skull * thank the maker he's friendly and not condescending even though I'm sure he's ten times smarter than me * I'm going to be so distracted having this man around all the time where I can look at his beautiful face
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rook's strategy is very simple: hit hard, set shit on fire with her weapon enchantments, stay in the midst of things where she can draw attention away from her allies. She has a big hammer and she's here to crack skulls. (until the point in her story where the thought of fighting makes her sick)
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rook is 1000% unaware of the fact that Bellara has a sweet little crush on her.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rook's spent enough time roughing it in the wild that she can fall asleep in pretty much any situation, but she definitely prefers a sturdy, qunari-sized bed she can stretch out in. She gives off a lot of heat and Emmrich gets cold easily so they snuggle a lot while sleeping, which she loves
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rook had formal schooling only until she was around 15-16. She is pretty good at holding onto info once she learns it and has always enjoyed reading for pleasure, and in the Wardens you pick up a lot from people from all over. So she knows a lot but her knowledge is more broad than deep.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rook has a huge sweet tooth & loves fruit so she'd be really into strawberry, mango, or blackberry ice cream but also something really decadent like vanilla with a salted caramel swirl
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sometimes she wishes she could be less conspicuous! being a big qunari lady makes it hard for her to blend into most crowds. beyond that, she daydreams about learning to bake and getting better at drawing portraits
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fresh fruit & bread or pastries
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She used to think so and then she met Emmrich who loves to wake up SO early it baffles her. But she does naturally tend to wake up pretty early and feeling alert first thing.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly, before her "I can't kill anymore" breakdown Rook would kick ass in elden ring. beastclaw greathammer, age of the duskborn ending
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In general, she's good at pushing through and getting shit done/making decisions in the moment and freaking out afterwards if she needs to. After the game events as she comes down from the stress of the last several years, she struggles to handle pressure well at all.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rook was named Simone for a man her father had known (and possibly owed money to); even though he left them early enough that Rook has no memory of him, her mother didn't change it. But she was thrilled to be given a new name and never looked back from the moment "Rook" settled on her shoulders
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can confirm, this is a good idea
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am not really a modern au guy but sometimes I think about powerlifter au rook all sweaty after the gym..... emmrich would keep trying to intercept her before she showers because he's nasty 💦
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rook wouldn't like mcdonalds style fast food at all but would loooove hole-in-the-wall kebab joints. Regular order: lamb wrap with all available toppings, dolmas, and fries
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Long hot bath with salts/oils and a little table with snacks and a glass of port next to it, afternoon nap, evening walk along the river with Emmrich, massage that turns into slow teasing lovemaking & she comes until the cries✨
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In her heart? A whole lot. But the more dire the circumstances, the less she could take that damage into account when making quick decisions. And thus she is haunted by many of those choices and actions!!
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Extremely relevant to the fic that's currently updating! Rook is in the process of experimenting with pencil sketching and will eventually pick up charcoals as well. In this case she's posted up in a corner trying to do studies of her classmates' faces to practice her portraiture skills
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rook usually likes being fully nude, she's into the unbuttoned shirt only look sometimes though. Her jewelry from emmrich never comes off.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She would kill it at one of those very physical game shows where you have to do feats of strength and climb things and shit. She's more power than limberness but she has a LOT of power and pain tolerance (alternately: double dare for those physical challenges)
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rook thought varric was being her mentor at the lighthouse... 🥲💔 She and Emmrich don't have kids but she becomes kind of a Cool Aunt to some of his students and assorted young adults in the necropolis as time goes on, some of those relationships would wind up feeling a little mentor-y I am sure
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She prefers something hearty with big chunks of meat/veg although gets really into some of the spiced chickpea/bean stews lucanis makes at the lighthouse. Not sure what soup she is most like, though. 🤔
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For the relationship: make them gold by chvrches For rook's history rolling into the game-canon experience: explode! by mother mother (I have an entire animation scripted in my head for this)
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rook respected him immensely and was also so grateful to him for both pulling her out of a bad situation and giving her a name that suited her so much better than her birth name. They were friends but she could tell there was a level of friendship that could only be unlocked after several years
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Honestly an undershirt and cute colorful lounging boxers would be perfect for her and emmrich would appreciate (and be somewhat scandalized by) how much leg she was showing
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
anywhere honestly BUT mouth, neck, thighs, feet are her favorites
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hard to pick one, but a few options: just before varric pulled her away from the wardens, when she felt very alone and was making a lot of bad choices for her own well-being; when Emmrich gave her the "you too young" talk pre-tearstone (esp because she was 36!!); learning that Varric was dead
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think given Rook's obsession with Emmrich's hands and how well he knows how to touch her and what she likes, she absolutely could (especially if he had his jewelry on).
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I suppose the stereotype of qunari women is "oh fuck you're BIG 😻" so in this way Rook is indeed playing to type
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've been thinking lately about the situation with rook's childhood and family life and really wondering if I'll wind up writing about some sort of confrontation/resolution at some point. I don't have all the details clear enough yet but maybe someday!
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It would be about Rook finding a sense of self-worth as something other than a Grey Warden (which she does not feel great about to begin with) and/or tracking down & confronting the man who abused her and her mother and either killing him or deciding to let him be alive and miserable instead
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rook's birthday is in winter, near the beginning of the year. As a child celebrations were pretty minimal but her mother did make her a special meal/dessert; sweets were rare so it was very exciting for her. As an adult she hasn't really celebrated or thought about her birthday much.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rook does really well in the heat! She wears less clothing and enjoys the perks of living with someone who can conjure ice at will....her summer bevs are always nice and cool
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Because this has been in my mind but never written down here's Rook's relationships with the rest of the party:
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Something that often doesn't work for me when reading fic about a game like this with a large collection of party members/allies is when everyone's best friends in a frictionless way. Not that I think everyone has to be at odds, but it's natural for even a group of close friends
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
never tell anyone and hide her feelings as much as she can so the person she's crushing on will never know.
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She picked Davrin, partly because she wanted Harding with her and partly because she thought big & loud was the better call than sneaky in that context. She also wanted to show him how much trust she had in his abilities after they had a bit of a rocky start due to her own feelings about the Wardens
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh NO I made myself very sad thinking about Rook as, instead, a recruited grey warden (I'm imagining my first Rook, cutie dwarf hazel mercar, being the one to take her on) and how reserved and shut down she'd be when she first got to the lighthouse, coming right from the wardens without any
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rook has excellent focus in general but she will always notice cats when she's out and about in the city. If nothing else, she'll take a moment to admire them, but if she isn't in a hurry she will give them a little pet if they're receptive. Emmrich can be a distraction too, esp. if she's in A Mood
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big buff rook fanclub @goldhorns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Rook does get along with everyone eventually, but it took the longest for her to be comfortable around Davrin because of her history with other Wardens. Perhaps unfairly (but also understandably), she was concerned that he'd try to treat her poorly just as many of the men at Weisshaupt did...
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