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Goldfluer’s Tavern

@goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social
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Your local fuzzy behemoth buddy / NSFW artist / Aspiring Bodypillow / Lvl 25 Heal-Tank (He/Himbo) Minors DNI 🔞

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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can good boys get punishment too? 👉👈
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did something similar with my big lion man. I’ll have to share at some point
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know what they say about thick thighs :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“when hubby uses locktober to protect the porch pumpkin”
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Until he’s shooting blanks, next question.
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Give him head so good he becomes consciously aware of the moments i could have been there but wasn’t, bag a nice marriage out of it, and live happily ever after (between his legs).
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wanna be manhandled like that~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no, I can’t get up, he’ll have to carry me out of the ring while i swoon limply in his arms. I certainly hope i don’t confess to him in my confused state and wake up to a sticky note with his phone number on it, that would be awwwwfuullll~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Screw the cauldron, I wanna know how many times he can fill *me* up!
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even the biggest strongest men deserve a place to be vulnerable~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This applies to Behemoths too :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screw getting in the club, the “cover charge” is more fun imo~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Until he tells me *he’s* done with *me*. Next question.
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They are super sweet. And while they are quite wholesome they can be plenty spicy too~ :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The way he’d bully me but like… affectionately :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How he has just the right amount of possessive to bring out my subby mindset :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if I want him to bite AND breed me though?
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Until his balls ache, next question.
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hear me out: Belly Blanket :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
May i hold onto you like a pool floatie? :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He secretly has a ticklish belly button and his laughter is downright infectious :)
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He can and will nut if you tease his nips nice and steady. It’s his guilty pleasure when he just wants to be taken care of~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only if said tussle ends with me waking up in his bed the next morning~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone out there is one lucky breeding mount
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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can he hunt me next~ 👉👈
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
The image shows a brief conversation between a man and a woman. The man states “I love gay bears” and the woman replies “Me too”. The next section plasters an image of a conventionally attractive muscular male torso over the man while the woman has several images plastered over her depicting various chubby and fat male torsos. Author’s note: I want all of them, give me the large men, all shapes and sizes. They are mine now.
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KID ♦️🔞 COMM CLOSED @kidwma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 🩵🩷🤍 I AM NON BINARY 💛🤍💜🖤
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There’s a couple of emulators you might be able to install on your phone for the ds/gba games, the one i used in highschool is probably deprecated now but i can search around
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hand, mouth, ass, pick a card~ :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I mean, if i muuuust~ :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So i checked where the user manual told me to check but instead of a battery i found a picture of a Weregarurumon signed “For when you miss me~” on the back… It is quite nice but I’m assuming that *isn’t* the battery
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mine runs off of head pats, breakfast buns and catnip. Did I get the wrong model?
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Sebastian Fawkes 🎃 @acefawkes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyway,
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A gentle embrace is a great way to start and end the evening~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’d help work his wood~ :3
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Only if i get to hold on like you’re a float :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lean in and let him have his way~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Such a soft and rubbable belly~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Perfection~ Uh- your form! Yeah, I meant your form is perfect… O_O
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Woof, I want to get big like that at some point. Any tips for a beginner?
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh no, what ever shall I do about this predicament? (Ima run into his arms with reckless abandon and figure out if it was worth it later >:) )
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tadalafil, twerking, misophonia, bromance, and DEI :)
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Second-hand smoking isn’t supposed to feel sexy like this. Should I be worried about this?
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I would like to be of service 😳
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is the best thing to open this app to: Big Bear~
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If I do good during training can I get a different kind of pounding after~? :3
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Goldfluer’s Tavern @goldfluerbehemoth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
See usually in a lineup of characters like this I’d have at least one I could do without, but I want *all* of them. Chain smoke has definitely caught my attention though 👀
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