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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's on Americans if they're thinking it's recommended to heat a food product to room temperature.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It is real but they'd always rather have "gimme more" money.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You'd never hear them complain about them grinding too much. It's always about "stealing" whether that's "our tax dollars" or "our jobs" like the current hysteria about Indians in tech.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm getting early reports that some people are calling this innovative new drink "soft seltzer."

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Took me half a second to get "Zog"ran and I practically chuckled on reflex before it registered. These people desperately need to get a grip.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Finally, now they only need to release alcoholic Liquid Death and I can be the coolest beverage drinker in town.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know right? Genghis Khans' only qualification to teach history is being a historical figure.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Looks pretty accurate and very related to me.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Mr. President sir, the people need you to unilaterally declare victory over Iran one more time so we can immediately move on and do some more immediate winning."

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Real twist ending: they were all real except Pierce Morgan who was the actual AI actress all along!

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Didn't you get the memo? If we try to "balance the budget" it can only good happen.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When you're trying to use your "I'm reporting the goddamn news" voice but you're not exactly cut out for it.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Say what you will about him but he certainly knows the formula for pushing slop.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Didn't you know? We need to let in even more conservative Dems but also we have to kick out anyone who refuses to declare some lefty bro streamer public enemy No. 1 (don't you dare confuse this with one of those pesky purity tests though!!)

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hard to say anything for sure but probably because a few things like it sounds like a particularly unambitious form of Medicare expansion that people won't feel very strongly about esp. when there's already specific programs to help kids whose parents can't afford insurance like CHIP.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What else is he gonna do? Learn how to do it himself?

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Or maybe the goal really is to upset Canadians because the president got a little angry and likes renaming stuff...kinda exactly like how the same thing happened before.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You're just seeing 21st century Inquisition entrapment tactics evolving in real time.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Luckily for them they've concocted a brilliant plan to distract their voters with Operation Streamer Bad.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He likes to keep you on your toes just when you're thinking he's getting too predictable...

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Born to patriotically wipe with tp, forced to un-Americanly save paper with a bidet.😞

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Keynes' 15 hour work week sure kept you waiting...

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You might see these guys coming to smash your restaurant.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Love the health warning labels on the package lol

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Each one tastes like a different kpop band member archetype

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When they charge you with murdering 1/800000 of a person for pressing the pedestrian button.😢

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yeah, a licensing agreement which companies do all the time and one that fell through anyway. Disney's still suing AI companies like Midjourney.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Silly take, Disney is still suing AI companies, they just have plenty of money and AI friendly politicians to count on to make it worth not folding like all the smaller entities do to Disney.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sorry, they were too busy working on cutting EV sales targets today.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Some of those AI girlfriend posts are giving this stiff competition.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You just don't know how to appreciate when the populist spox helpfully lies to you. smh

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Average journalist covering politicians: you might think these are horrible people doing horrible things but have you considered they were so awfully nice to a smol bean like me🥺

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

They've gotta at least explain the gay sex exemption angle.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Unfortunately, still, a true dead-eyed technocrat would know grilling, an enjoyable yet relatively low cost activity, is wasted time that could be spent maximizing gdp by soullessly delivering high cost services to clients.😞

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Yeah, the whole "but you can't replicate a simulation from within the simulation" line of argumentation doesn't make for a convincing refutation when that doesn't say anything about what might exist outside the simulation.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It's extremely easy to theorize that showing how D's are the only ones caring about chemical pollution would be an effective angle against a group of dummies obsessing over health (with said pollution being an obvious component of their concerns that doesn't require engaging w/ their conspiracies).

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Showing them that Democrats are the only ones actually caring even a little bit about chemical pollution isn't gonna do any of that.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This cute li'l guy was just minding his own business and that monster ate him alive for it 😢

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The fancy number guys may say a lot of people died or whatever but some guys in a diner consider masks to be literally 1984 and like to imagine that everyone who died probably died from the vaccine instead so it's impossible to discuss the real problems that actually happened.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

AI book dazzling the AI the publishers fed it to.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Turning himself into a newborn baby and then making another clone baby is certainly a choice but it gets the job done.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Elon only gives his biggest bags to his strongest holders.🫡

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Surely he'll go wherever the centrist winds are blowing.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Imagine, if you will, an overwhelmingly Democratic state where wealthy Republicans have realized that you can just register as a Democrat and run for office.

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Translation: "I will immediately fall into obscurity and never be heard from again unless I do something really funny."

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goldenspool.bsky.social @goldenspool.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Exactly, someone trying to be an advisor wouldn't intentionally say something stupid for clicks when they're in the business of at least trying to look intelligent.

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