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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 01/10/2026

wait I can just fucking screenshot this. anyway same as above just not an awful camera photo

old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 01/10/2026

okay now I'm done fiddling I think. Cassius by @/shan.bsky.social, gif of win big doing the um et bleh by barroo (ko-fi.com/barroo), bg top by @/vhsdruid.bsky.social and the artist of OLD win big on the bottom has been lost to me :(

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 01/10/2026

made some changes to my Thor layout. I accepted that cocoon is good once I realized I could add transparent pngs of Cassius all over my homepage

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 19/09/2026

this is on the underside of my water bottle. your stickers are fucking everywhere on my stuff

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 18/09/2026

my first porter purchase was a well-priced used potr stroll that I'll be using as a VERY SMALL going out bag and a wallet+planner combo inside my other bags. fits my planner, my eReader, and a card holder. little pouch has car keys and earbuds

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 17/09/2026

anyway this is what I've been doing with my time away from bsky btw. making my own hobonichi weeks but in a6. and only half the year. an a6 weeks avec, if you will. not pictured is the correction I needed to make on every single page bc I got the week numbers wrong and didn't use pencil

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 10/09/2026

ended up caving and getting an older a6 cover for my journal. and it's perfect and cute and beautiful and makes me really happy to look at and hold

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 25/08/2026

ok well this will be my media tracking journal instead.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 24/08/2026

at the very last moment of the preview forest I got exactly the weeks design I was hoping for (this is from yesterday but still)

promotional image for the hobonichi weeks collaboration with Hiroko Kubota, "Meteor Shower in the Light Blue Forest."

promotional image for the hobonichi weeks collaboration with Hiroko Kubota, "Meteor Shower in the Light Blue Forest." the front of the planner has two bipedal white cats sitting in a boat together. one of the cats is looking through a telescope at a shooting star that is also a fish, all set on a dark, dark background. on the back of the planner are more shooting stars/shooting fish as well as another white cat on the upper part of the page sprinkling stardust.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 05/08/2026

I literally can't even understand what drives a person to do this

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 01/08/2026

this yaoi day you can read the canon divergent behemoth I finished and only now realized I never made a post indicating it was actually done! I Promise Nothing Complete ~140k words | kystky | Explicit | chock full of satomi making insane and unwise decisions

I Promise Nothing Complete
by goldenglitz

Rating:

Explicit

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga)ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)

Relationship:

Narita Kyouji/Oka Satomi

Characters:

Oka SatomiNarita Kyouji

Additional Tags:

previous Oka Satomi/Wada5025Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceTrans Male Characteror: kyouji and satomi reinvent kinks from first principles because they dont know what kinks areTop/Bottom Versatile | Switch Narita Kyouji/Oka SatomiTrans Male Oka Satomi

Language:
English
Stats:

Published:
2026-02-28
Completed:
2026-05-29
Words:
138,888
Chapters:
13/13

Summary:

He hadn’t meant to ask it— and if he had, he wished he hadn’t sounded like he did: petulant and adolescent. He had been holding that question inside of him for the last two, then five, seven, eleven years — a decade’s worth of frustration built up until he could no longer control it. Kyouji was an adult. There never needed to be a reason for why he stopped seeing him. But still, some part of Satomi — young, too young to know better than to ask — still wanted to know the answer.

Kyouji’s features tightened — an aborted flinch of his mouth — before he relaxed his jaw against his palm. “Satomi-kun...” He began to say. That false smile of his returned as he said, “Would you believe me if I said I got roped into king crab fishing off the coast for four years?"

Satomi’s mouth twisted. “No.” He spoke around another forkful of salty-sweet food. “Did you?”

“Maybe.” That grin widened. It didn’t reach his eyes.

Asshole, Satomi thought. Get lost at sea, then. See if I care.

Having exploded whatever future he could have had in Tokyo, Satomi finds himself back in Osaka — and through a dazzling set of horrible mistakes, finds himself chasing Kyouji.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 20/07/2026

back to my etymotics after a little while of not using them. they really are the best around even though you need to shove them fully inside your ear canal. pic isn't mine it's from reddit. I use the foam tips not the tri-flange bc they used to make my ear canal so itchy

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 10/07/2026

haircut from yesterday. forgot to shave before I left so I'm a bit scraggly

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 10/07/2026

this also touched me A Lot.... things will change. you will be and can be anything else once you've unburdened yourself from a thing you think defines you. really really hard to internalize that when you're fully embodying that emotion though

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 09/07/2026

alright fine I'll get one stationary item. it's a pen that has a little man with a mustache on the nib. it doesn't count as a purchase for this month because it's coming out in september

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 29/06/2026

I'm CRYING I wish I could record every single line meekins has in this

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 28/06/2026

been a while since one of these really Got me

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 26/06/2026

half man is good because it's like the antithesis of the shows this tweet is describing. they are constantly flushing each other's blood pressure medication down the toilet over and over

that one tweet which reads "characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 17/06/2026

need a c*mm done of this of win big so I can have a new profile header. everyone should tell me what your items would be if you were toriyama in this illustration

an illustration by Akira Toriyama captioned "this is me in paradise." His mascot self is reading a dirty magazine, smoking a cigarette. On the table is a model car, cola, and Nori senbei crackers. As he reads, he says: "Ah, I see! Yes... yes!"

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 09/06/2026

these were the most important purchases of the entire trip. look at these little frogs. he's caked the fuck up

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 03/06/2026

this station was So much smaller than I thought it'd be for some reason

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 30/05/2026

Kyouji's horrible vape immortalized by your masterful wonderful incredible hand.... FISH....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 30/05/2026

I Promise Nothing Complete Chapter 13 | 10k words archiveofourown.org/works/803723... #goldenfic Kyouji looks a little bit too easy to prey on when Satomi gets home from his NYE work party.

The AO3 page of the final chapter of IPNC.

All it would take was one press of his hips and Kyouji would be sheathed inside him. The thought made him feel like he’d spent his life in a cage and suddenly he was freed, frantic and hurried.

Kyouji reacted almost entirely contrary — as though Satomi had suddenly handcuffed him to a radiator. He reeled back, his hands coming to keep Satomi’s hips still. “Co— Satomi-kun, condom, condom,” he began to say, as he pushed up.

“It’s fine.” Satomi pushed him back onto the couch. “It’s fine, who cares,” he said, something delirious coming over him now that what he had before him was being threatened to be taken away. “It’s New Year’s. Stop squirming.”

Kyouji’s eyes were wide, his eyebrows arched. But he didn’t stop him, didn’t voice any other protests. He didn’t say anything at all — dazed, red-faced. Kyouji’s breathing was shallow and quick. His eyes tracked from Satomi’s to the space between them, to Satomi’s fingers curled around his cock.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 27/05/2026

it has been altogether too long since i posted a wipwednesday. here's the last one IPNC will ever have.......

The truth was Satomi liked it a little too much when Kyouji was asleep. He was, after all, so pliant and polite like this. Satomi swallowed down his excitement. He tried to keep his touch light, innocent. He should wake Kyouji up, get him to bed. He already probably would be nursing some sort of ache from the sleeping position, no matter how valiantly he had tried to stay up waiting for Satomi to get home. He dug his fingernail into the soft flesh of Kyouji’s neck and watched him flinch instead. Satomi stifled an excited breath as Kyouji’s brows tensed.

Kyouji had tried to stay up for him. When, not if, they moved in together, Satomi wondered if Kyouji would be like this every time he had to stay out late. The thought made him dizzy. He dropped to his knees, between Kyouji’s spread legs. Sitting like this was an invitation, really.

Satomi ducked under the flannel blanket. He heard the roughness of his breath, closed in under this makeshift fort, as he nuzzled his way up Kyouji’s thighs. The fabric of his sweats felt so smooth and warm against his cheek.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 23/05/2026

I Promise Nothing Complete Chapter 12 | 10k words archiveofourown.org/works/803723... #goldenfic Satomi visits his family for New Year's Eve.

The AO3 page for my fic, I Promise Nothing Complete.

“Can’t you just skip the work party?” Kyouji had asked, weeks before, when Satomi had told him about his plans.

“I don’t want to make a bad impression. It’s my first year,” Satomi replied.

Of course he wanted to skip it. He’d already seen how most of his coworkers acted when they were drunk, and the thought of having to deal with them — rowdy and boisterous in all the ways that aggravated Satomi — seemed almost as horrible as the fact that he had to spend the night away from Kyouji.

Kyouji bullied his way into Satomi’s arms. “No room for a plus one?”

Satomi couldn’t help but let out a surprised laugh at the idea of walking into a party with Kyouji — a man his boss had met in an interrogation room, who he thought had threatened to chop Satomi into pieces — as his arm candy. “If I could shrink you down and put you in my pocket, I’d let you tag along.”

Kyouji smiled. “I’d even keep quiet, too.”

Satomi kissed him. Kyouji was warm, and firm, as he pressed him up against the kitchen counter. He kissed him again for good measure. He couldn’t ever just kiss him once. “I doubt that.”

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 19/05/2026

well I couldn't not back the zerowriter fold once I realized they're doing a transparent purple run of them and also they're shipping within Canada. also it'd be nice to have a device that I can replace the keys on... as much as I love my Pomera the fact that it's not user replaceable is a bummer

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 19/05/2026

I wish I could have found the executive version but I'm happy I found the regular version of this weird alarm clock. you can set a different alarm for every day

the neverlate alarm clock. a little light switch, Kleenex box, and book sit on the bedside table next to it for scale

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 17/05/2026

omg thor buddies..... what colour did you get king (im ourple. and also put psx buttons in it)

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 15/05/2026

they say the bag makes the man. but this one makes the dog(fag)

a bright orange square-ish bag from greenroom136. Two patches are visible, one reading 1-800-GAYDOG and the other reading Queer Animal Club with two anthropomorphic animals in close quarters. attached with a gold carabiner is a tandemaus keychain, fluffy and white, and a tiny leopard-print pouch. I'm in the background, with just my day collar with my bone-shaped name tag and a mask visible.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 15/05/2026

I Promise Nothing Complete Chapter 11 | 11.7k words #goldenfic archiveofourown.org/works/803723... Satomi doesn't want the night to end.

A fifty year old brat. That was who Satomi was stuck with. He lowered the tap but left it running, then advanced on Kyouji, shedding his socks — stumbling slightly as he did so, while Kyouji looked at him halfway between amusement and concern, the asshole — his shirt, his pants.

“You should fold them up, you know,” Kyouji said.

Satomi sank down to his knees, between Kyouji’s legs. “I’m not doing that.”

“Don’t come crying to me saying ‘aww, ahh, Kyouij-san, where’s my sock,’ tomorrow morning.” His thumb ghosted over Satomi’s lower lip. “Or worse, you’ll find ‘em and they’ll be soaked. And I’m the one you’ll get mad at.”

“I’ll get mad at you now if you don’t stop talking,” Satomi warned, with absolutely no real bite. He was already soothing his hands over Kyouji’s knees, sliding down over his calves. He snapped one sock garter and drank in Kyouji’s exaggerated yelp and flinch. “Big baby,” he said, as he placed his cheek on Kyouji’s thigh.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 14/05/2026

FUCKING SLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 13/05/2026

if this isn't in indicator that everyone should read I promise nothing complete. well I don't know how else to sell it to you guys. returning this friday archiveofourown.org/works/803723...

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 08/05/2026

literally the most perfect object in the world

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 07/05/2026

two really really good playmats.... too bad i don't really need new ones

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 01/05/2026

I Promise Nothing Complete Chapter 10 | 7.5k words archiveofourown.org/works/803723... #goldenfic Satomi pays Bar Katsuko a visit the night of the karaoke competition, almost twelve years to the day as the last time.

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old man yaoi retirement home @goldenglitz.itch.io · 30/04/2026

ploopy bean. beautiful never before seen combination of words

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