Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sure, whatever. I knew you weren't actually mad. I was ragebaiting anyways [He huffs at being treated like a little kid. If he was human he'd be in middle school for God's sake! That's practically a grown up] 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That's so dumb. Fighting over fish makes sense but over Emil's boyfriend is stupid. He likes Emil and there's nothing Arthur can do about it. He should just stop being homophobic 100
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I won't but what's going on? Is it over that weird relationship drama I've seen online or about geology again? Because I did a search and neither Emil or Lovino have supervolcanoes so they should just calm down about that. [He kicks his legs in boredom. He misses his brother...] 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[While he'd been trying to preoccupy himself, he'd decided to lay out every blanket he could get his hands on onto the ground in front of the TV. He was in the process of picking out a video to watch when Tino came in. Instead of acting normally, he rolls onto his side and looks at him upside down] 100
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You said not to hit Peter with them! He's not Peter so it doesn't count! [He pouts. Grown ups are so boring. Why can't they loosen up a little? Why is it always food, work, talking, or bedtime? What sticks in the mud. And he knows his sticks! 100
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[With his brother staying over at Arthur's place, he hasn't gotten as much playtime in as he normally would. This means the mischief meter is off the charts. He eyes his target, his cousin Emil. He'd been saving the bucket of water balloons for when Peter got back but this is much better. 100
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Emil is NOT allowed to use my dinosaur plate if he comes over 010
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We just need to figure out how to get you near a working MRI!! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Heck yeah it would! It'd probably go viraI if we got it on video! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fruit and grass slop for breakfast 😋 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[He's making faces and rude gestures at Giovanni from atop his dad mountain] 030
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Don't you say that about my dad I'll hack your ass 030
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What? No I'm just teasing him, duh. Don't you have brothers? 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 01/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/RYOb8...youtube.comNever Bring Metal Near an MRI MachineYouTube video by Mindbit 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I wonder if Peter got an MRI if he would shoot out of it like a rail gun 010
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ok!! [He's gonna run off into the woods and start making a stick-based structure with mud] 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ugh daaaaaaad I'm not a dog! Cut it out! I'm going to close street credentials! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ugh. Gross. They're being all mushy about stupid stuff 020
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How dare he interrupt muse! They're in a flow state! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The big white guy is probably do tall because he ate giardia or whatever 010
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 11/08/2026""...I have read case reports of kids getting unusual bacterial infections that were traced back to the environment and assumed to be connected to eating snow off the ground," Johnson said." www.accuweather.com/en/weather-n...accuweather.comIs eating snow dangerous?Many have tried snow ice cream, also known as snow cream. But exactly how risky is it to eat snow? 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Don't eat snow! It has bacteria in it! I did a school project on it! 010
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 02/08/2026God the grown ups are so dumb. Pizza bagels are way better than relationships 031
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I am so down to help with that. I'm sure my dad won't say no to helping animals! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I *LOVE* cats, are you kidding me?! That's one of the best parts of going to someone's house! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 03/07/2026[Putting the number in. He's adding a brainrot meme picture for the contact] Ja he definitely can be scary but he's not, like, a helicopter dad. I think he knows I'm super good at survival since I'm from a place so remote 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Definitely! I can give you Berwald's number if you want! He's more likely to say yes 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Yeah a little I guess but I think that's because they love me. Or at least that's what they say. But I don't think they'd ever get too mad at one of my friends! After all you're really nice! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Maybe next time we'll come play at your house. I don't think my dads will let me stay a whole month though 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I can't believe we got away with hiding Romeo in our room for so long 010
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It's no biggie, anything for a fellow micro! Besides, my boss is like, in charge of organizing or something 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 17/06/2026No it's next year but lemme check where... [He just stands there for a second, unnervingly still, eyes going blank. That is until he blinks, then he's back to his normal self] SIowjamastan and Aigues-Mοrtes are hosting in two different venues. One in San Diego, the other in Aigues-Mοrtes itself 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I hacked my dad's hands free car assistant so instead of ringing when you place a call and wait for the person to answer it plays Spooky Farts for Halloween 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I don't know what that is so I'm just going to keep calling you gay 020
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 20/05/2026This is why Emil has never had a boyfriend or girlfriend before 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 12/05/2026YES! Meet me at my house, all the big sticks are in the forest by me 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Only if you come make a fort with me. As much as I love being online, everyone needs to touch grass 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Minecraft is boring on creative, I'd rather just go outside and build a stick fort 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I know. I think Gilbert would probably like the sound effect click. But who doesn't have a computer these days?! 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Easy. I could even hack into his computer and make it do a sound effect every time he clicks on something 000
Verner Oxenstierna @goldenapplepython.bsky.social · 11/03/2026We need to figure out what annoys the other and try to make that happen all the time and make it seem like it's the other boyfriend's fault 000
